Fish and chip van hire, fried fresh at your event · London and the South East
Battered fish and chips with a lemon wedge in a takeaway tray

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Fish and Chip Van Hire for Brasted Chart events

Looking for a fish and chip van in Brasted Chart? We bring the van to you and fry fresh while your guests queue at the hatch.

  • Fish and chip days at care homes
  • Evening wedding food
  • Staff thank-you lunches

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Fish and chip van hire for Brasted Chart events

Planning for dietary needs

Allergies are taken seriously. Here’s how you can help:

  • Let us know if anyone has coeliac disease
  • Keep the menu short to keep the queue moving
  • Plan something for guests whose needs we cannot meet
  • Confirm allergies by email

A short menu keeps service quick, especially when everyone wants to eat at once.

Bunting or festoon lights around the van make it part of the decorations.

How our fish and chip van hire works in Brasted Chart

The van needs no kitchen, no hall and no crockery. It needs a level, firm spot to park and a clear way in, which suits drives, yards, car parks and firm lawns. On the menu are pie and chips, sausage and chips and curry sauce, and we are regularly asked to cater birthday celebrations and community events and fairs.

Streets in Brasted Chart are frequently tight, so a drive, yard or car park is normally simplest. Send us a photo of the spot. The menu is short on purpose: fewer choices means fresher food and shorter queues.

A pale blue vintage-style food van decorated with bunting
Area
Brasted Chart (TN16)
County
Greater London
On the menu
Cod, haddock, chips, sausages, pies
On the side
Mushy peas, curry sauce, gravy
Quotes
Quoted for your event
Page updated
24 October 2026

Why fried-to-order beats a buffet

Plated meals need a kitchen and a bigger team. A van needs only a level spot and permission to park, and the food is cooked to order. There is no one-size-fits-all price for a fish and chip van. A one-hour staff lunch is a different job from serving all afternoon at a fête. We set everything out in your quote.

Why Brasted Chart hosts choose us

  • A quote that spells everything out
  • The classic sides: peas, curry sauce and gravy
  • Fried fresh, not kept warm
  • Hot food handed straight over

Read how we price and what a fish and chip van costs.

A fish and chip van in Brasted Chart: local details

Brasted Chart is about 4 miles west of Sevenoaks, in Greater London. Events in Brasted Chart are planned around your venue and timings: a clear quote, an agreed spot for the van and food fried fresh on the day. We cover all 764 towns and villages in Greater London. Our nearest city page is London, about 18 miles away.

If you’re gathering after a service at a church like Church of St Martin, a nearby hall car park or drive suits the van. Coming by train? Sevenoaks station, about 3.6 miles east, is the nearest station. The Kent Downs National Landscape is within about 6 miles of Brasted Chart. Ask your venue about vehicle access.

Here we cover the TN16 postcode area. Streets in the area include Chart Lane and Pipers Lane, and the van can serve an event on any of them with a suitable parking spot. Close by, we cover events in Brasted (1 mile north), Toy's Hill (1 mile south), Sundridge (1 mile north-east), Ide Hill (2 miles south-east) and Goathurst Common (2 miles south-east). Further out, we also take the van to Orpington (8 miles north), Thornton Heath (13 miles north-west), Croydon (11 miles north-west), Streatham (15 miles north-west), Bromley (10 miles north) and West Norwood (14 miles north-west).

Nearby you’ll also find Tandridge Priory (3.3 miles west). Green spaces nearby include Betsom's Hill and Dryhill Nature Reserve.

Map of Brasted Chart © OpenStreetMap contributors

What a fish and chip van costs

We will give you a clear quote. The main things that affect it are:

  • Your choice of menu
  • How many people are eating
  • Peak dates such as summer Saturdays
  • Parking and the way in

When you compare quotes, check what each one includes: hours, menu, travel, minimum charge and VAT. Our quotes spell it all out.

Details that help

For a quote, it helps to have:

  • How to get in: gates, lanes and ground
  • Where the event is
  • Your date and serving time
  • Any dietary needs and allergies

The quickest way to a quote is to use our quote form. Tell us about your event in Brasted Chart, and we will come back with availability and a quote.

For event organisers in Brasted Chart

Planning an event for a club, school or charity in Brasted Chart? A fish and chip van draws people in and almost everyone likes it. Give us the details and we will suggest how it could work.

Hosting at home? Send a picture of where the van would park, and we’ll tell you honestly whether it works.

The menu, dish by dish

Sausage and chips

For anyone who doesn’t fancy fish, there’s sausage and chips, and it’s a favourite with children.

Haddock and chips

Some people swear by haddock: a firmer flake and a sweeter taste. Ask us about offering haddock alongside or instead of cod.

What the van needs

We’ll be honest if a spot will not work, and suggest an alternative. The main points are:

  • Flat, firm ground for the van
  • A route in without tight gates or low branches
  • The site’s agreement to a catering van

Brasted Chart is in London, within the Ultra Low Emission Zone, and parking can be tight: tell us about driveways, yards, car parks or a council parking suspension.

Not sure about the spot? Send us a picture and we will tell you honestly.

What we serve

  • Sausage and chips
  • Gravy
  • Mushy peas
  • Haddock and chips
  • Curry sauce
  • Cod and chips
  • Chips
  • Pie and chips

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Can’t we just order from the chip shop?

You could do a chip-shop run for everyone yourself, but it rarely works for a crowd. By the time you’ve queued, paid and driven back, the batter has gone soft. A van fries it right there, so it’s crisp.

If you do order from a chip shop, ring well ahead and collect as close to eating time as you can. For a crowd, a van is generally simpler.

Brasted Chart questions

Which station is closest to Brasted Chart?

The closest is Sevenoaks station, roughly 3.6 miles away.

What about parking in Brasted Chart?

London parking needs planning: let us know about off-street space or permits. We’ll plan around it.

How fast is service?

Keeping choices simple and sending people up in groups helps. Tell us your timings and we’ll advise.

Is everything cooked fresh?

It is. The fryers are in the van, so it is fried on the spot, rather than made in advance.

How much space do you need?

A level, firm spot it can drive onto, close to where people will eat, with room for a queue at the hatch. Mention any narrow gates or soft ground.

Is it a full meal?

It is a full meal on its own. You can add your own desserts if you like.

How does fish and chip van hire work?

The van comes to you, fry everything to order, and serve when you are ready to eat.

Is there a non-fish option?

Yes: sausages and pies, with chips. Give us a rough idea of numbers.

How it works

We don’t cook ahead. Fish is battered and fried when people come up to the hatch, so it’s as fresh as from any chip shop. Evening events need a little planning for light: around Brasted Chart, it stays light until about 9:20pm at midsummer, while in December the light goes at about 3:55pm, so winter bookings need lighting by the hatch.

  1. We start with a few details about your event.
  2. You get an availability check and a clear quote.
  3. We agree timings, access and the parking spot.
  4. We cook to order on the day for your guests.
  5. We serve from the hatch, then leave the pitch tidy.

Getting ready for the day

  • Choose a level, firm spot for the van
  • Give us your final numbers and allergies
  • Plan where the queue will stand

Getting a price

Planning a fish and chip van in Brasted Chart? Tell us what you have in mind and we will reply with a clear price. To contact us, use our quote form.

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Related guides

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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