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Care Home Fish and Chips in Colworth

We bring a fish and chip van visit to Colworth and nearby, frying fresh at your venue and serving from the hatch.

  • Open days for families
  • Retirement housing and sheltered schemes
  • Visiting days

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About our care home fish and chips in Colworth

Residents can watch from the window or come out to the hatch, and families are welcome too. We serve pie and chips, mushy peas and haddock and chips, and we’re often booked for open days for families and visiting days.

At a rural home near Colworth, access matters. Your quote spells out what’s included: the date, the service time and the menu.

Area
Colworth (PO20)
Area hub
West Sussex
Menu
Cod, haddock, chips, sausages, pies
On the side
Mushy peas, curry sauce, gravy
Quote
Quoted for your event
Updated
24 October 2026
Fish and chips with peas next to a cup of tea

Care homes around Colworth

Colworth is about 2 miles north of Bognor Regis, in West Sussex. We cover Colworth as standard, so your care home visit just needs a date, a spot for the van and a serving time. We serve all 371 towns and villages across West Sussex, from the larger towns to small villages. Our bookings stretch from Colworth to Brighton (about 25 miles away).

With the sea within about 3 miles, many residents will have memories of fish and chips on the seafront.

Care home visits anywhere in PO20 start with a parking spot for the van and a serving time. Neighbouring places where we serve care home visits include Merston (1 mile west), Oving (2 miles north-west), Lagness (2 miles south-west), Runcton (2 miles west) and Shopwyke (2 miles north-west). Within a short drive, we also cover Worthing (13 miles east), Chichester (4 miles north-west), Selsey (7 miles south-west), Littlehampton (8 miles east), Emsworth (10 miles west) and Rustington (9 miles east).

A little further out are Bognor Regis Museum (2.7 miles south-east) and Tote Copse Castle (1.3 miles north-east).

  • Schools near Colworth include The Regis School (1.8 miles south)
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Your questions about a fish and chip van visit in Colworth

What’s the nearest station to Colworth?

Bognor Regis station, about 2.5 miles south-east of the centre.

Could you trade in The Brooks Local Nature Reserve?

Only with permission from the park’s owner, usually the council. Check with them first, and tell us what they say.

Do you offer repeat visits?

Tell us how frequently you’d like a visit.

Do you have a kids’ option?

Of course. Sausage and chips is a favourite with children. Include children in your numbers.

Where should the van go?

In the car park or on the drive, away from ambulance routes.

What do we need to supply?

A suitable spot for the van and permission to park there. Mention any power or water available and we’ll take it from there.

When do you arrive?

That depends on your numbers and timings. We confirm all the timings beforehand.

Can the van park on grass?

Typically, if it’s firm and dry. After heavy rain, soft grass can be a problem for any vehicle, so plan a back-up spot.

Prices and what affects them

Two events with the same numbers can cost different amounts, because of:

  • How many people are eating
  • Any minimum charge
  • Distance and any road charges
  • Cod, haddock or both

Cost depends on numbers, menu and service time, along with distance and access to the site. Every booking gets its own quote.

Details that help

To check availability and price, we need:

  • Allergies and diets you know about
  • Rough numbers for adults and children
  • How to get in: gates, lanes and ground
  • A picture of the space and the way in

We only need a few details to quote: date, address, numbers and serving time. To send them, use our quote form.

Why fried-to-order beats a buffet

Compared with a takeaway delivery, the van cooks on site, so food is hot when it reaches residents. The cost per head normally falls as numbers rise, since the van and set-up are much the same for any size. Give us your numbers and we will quote.

Why us?

  • Everything cooked to order at your event
  • No surprises in your quote
  • A menu almost everyone likes
  • Nothing for you to cook or clear

Take a look at our prices page and the cost guide.

Where the van can park in Colworth

A fish and chip van is a vehicle, so the spot matters, and a little planning goes a long way. Here’s what we look for:

  • Not right beside residents’ rooms
  • Clear of ambulance access and emergency routes
  • A level parking spot near the entrance

If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we’ll advise.

From the hatch

  • Haddock and chips
  • Mushy peas
  • Sausage and chips
  • Gravy
  • Pie and chips
  • Cod and chips

See the full menu

Takeaway run or book a van?

Doing the food yourself saves money, but the host ends up running around. With a fish and chip van, you get hot food without the work.

Not sure whether to order in or book a van? Consider your numbers and how fresh you want it. Ask us for a quote and compare.

About the food

Cod and chips

Cod has big, soft white flakes and a mild flavour, and it is what most people in the south ask for. It’s battered and fried to order.

Curry sauce

Curry sauce divides opinion, so we bring it along.

Working with your venue

For repeat bookings, such as regular staff lunches or annual fairs, let us know your dates early, so we can hold the date.

If your event is in a public place, such as a park or a street, check what permission you need first. The council or landowner will tell you what they need.

Looking after everyone

Allergies are taken seriously. Here’s how you can help:

  • Let us know if smaller portions suit
  • Organise staff to carry food in
  • Fit the visit around routines
  • Residents on soft diets should have meals from your kitchen

We set up before the mealtime, quietly.

Old seaside postcards and photos spark conversation.

How the day works

Changes on the day are fine: we can start a little later or slow the pace. With darkness by about 4:00pm in December, winter van visits in Colworth suit lunchtime, while summer visits can run into the evening, with light until about 9:20pm.

  1. You share your date, numbers and address.
  2. We check access for the van and quote.
  3. We arrive in good time to set up.
  4. Fish goes into the batter and straight into the fryer, to order.
  5. Service is straight from the hatch, then we pack up.

Preparing for the day

  • Send us final numbers and any allergies in good time
  • Confirm the van is allowed on site
  • Plan a bit of cover near the hatch if rain is likely

Get a quote

Still finalising the details? No problem: give us a rough idea and the date, and we will firm it up nearer the time. Start when you’re ready: use our quote form.

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Read more

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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