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Care home fish and chip visits in Criddlestyle, Hampshire

Bring the chip shop to your care home visit in Criddlestyle. We park up, heat the fryers and cook to order, so nothing sits waiting in a tray.

  • Day centres and lunch clubs
  • Residents’ birthdays and anniversaries
  • A monthly fish and chip day

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About our care home fish and chips in Criddlestyle

Smaller portions and plates with cutlery suit many residents. We serve sausage and chips, gravy and haddock and chips, and typical bookings are for residents’ birthdays and anniversaries and retirement housing and sheltered schemes.

For a care home near Criddlestyle, tell us about lanes and the drive. Everything we need comes with the van, and we pack up and leave the spot as we found it.

Where
Criddlestyle (SP6)
County
Hampshire
Menu
Fish and chips, sausages, pies
On the side
Gravy, mushy peas, curry sauce
Quote
Quoted for your event
Updated
24 October 2026
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Food your guests will love

Gravy

Chips and gravy is a favourite in the north and the Midlands, and it’s lovely with a pie.

Pie and chips

Pie and chips is hearty and filling, and it is a favourite in colder months.

For planners, venues and organisers

For repeat bookings, such as regular staff lunches or annual fairs, let us know your dates early, so we can hold the date.

Booking for a company? Tell us what your finance team needs, and we’ll explain how it works. We are happy to liaise with facilities on parking and timings.

What a fish and chip van costs

Your quote will be clear. The main things that affect it are:

  • How easy the site is to reach
  • The day of the week
  • Service time
  • Distance and any road charges

Travel, tolls and charges such as ULEZ can affect the price, so tell us exactly where your care home visit is.

What to tell us

For a quote, it helps to have:

  • Allergies and diets you know about
  • Where the van would park
  • Anything awkward about the way in
  • A picture of the space and the way in

To get a price, use our quote form. Give us the details of your care home visit, and we’ll come back with availability and a quote.

What happens on the day

We need a level, firm place to park the van, close to where people will eat, and we agree exactly where before the day. With darkness by about 4:05pm in December, winter van visits in Criddlestyle suit lunchtime.

  1. First, tell us about your care home visit.
  2. We check the date and where the van will park, then send a quote.
  3. We agree timings, access and the parking spot.
  4. On the day, we park up and fry fresh for residents.
  5. Everything goes out hot from the hatch, and we pack up afterwards.

Before we arrive

  • Keep space clear for residents at the hatch
  • Tell us when you want to eat
  • Check the way in for low branches, cables and narrow gates

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We quote for each event separately, so the price fits what you actually need. For a quote, send us your details through our quote form.

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Criddlestyle questions

Do you come out to small places like Criddlestyle?

No, we come to small places too. Tell us about lanes, gates and the ground.

Do you come to venues in the New Forest National Park?

Yes. Some venues there have rules about vehicles and ground, so check with yours. We’ll work to whatever the site needs.

Can coeliacs eat the battered fish?

Our battered fish contains gluten, because standard batter uses wheat flour. Tell us about coeliac residents when you enquire, and we’ll tell you honestly what we can offer.

Do you clear up afterwards?

We clear the van’s area after service. Let us know about bins for residents.

Do you do residents’ portions?

Portion sizes are agreed in advance.

How much is fish and chip van hire?

We quote for each booking, so the price fits what you need. Give us your date, numbers and serving time and we’ll reply with a price.

What areas do you cover?

London and the South East: Kent, Surrey, East and West Sussex, Hampshire, Berkshire, Bucks, Oxfordshire and the Isle of Wight.

Do you come to Criddlestyle?

Yes. We cover London and the South East, and Criddlestyle is within our area and the rest of Hampshire. For a quote, send us your details through our quote form.

DIY versus a fish and chip van

Collecting fish and chips for a crowd yourself is possible, but it is hard work. By the time you’ve queued, paid and driven back, the batter has gone soft. A van fries it right there, so it’s crisp.

Doing the food yourself saves money, but the host ends up running around. With a fish and chip van, you get hot food without the work.

Fish and chip days near Criddlestyle

Criddlestyle is in Hampshire. Criddlestyle is well within our area, so your care home visit just needs a date, a spot for the van and a serving time. We take the van to 683 places across Hampshire. You can also see our page for Southampton, about 16 miles away.

Some homes in Criddlestyle have links with a local church such as St Giles, and a van visit can be part of a summer fête. Criddlestyle is within about 8 miles of the New Forest National Park.

Here we cover the SP6 postcode area, so your care home visit can be anywhere in it. If your venue is just outside Criddlestyle, we also cover Sandy Balls (1 mile north-east), Stuckton (1 mile south), Horseport (1 mile west), Blissford (1 mile south-east) and Godshill (1 mile north-east). We also serve nearby towns such as Totton (12 miles east), Lymington (15 miles south-east), Romsey (13 miles east), New Milton (13 miles south), Ringwood (6 miles south) and Barton on Sea (14 miles south).

A little further out are Godshill Castle Hill (1.2 miles north) and Fordingbridge Doll Museum (0.8 miles west). Open spaces near Criddlestyle include Blashford Lakes and Linbrook Lake.

  • Local schools include Fordingbridge Infant School (1.1 miles north-west)
  • Nearby, you’ll find The George Inn (0.9 miles west)
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Where the van can park in Criddlestyle

No two venues are the same, so we ask about the spot and the way in before we confirm. In general, we need:

  • A spot residents can enjoy, inside or out
  • A level, firm spot such as the car park or drive
  • Not right beside residents’ rooms

Not sure about the spot? Send us a picture and we will tell you honestly before booking.

From the hatch

  • Gravy
  • Pie and chips
  • Sausage and chips
  • Mushy peas
  • Haddock and chips
  • Cod and chips

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Occasions we serve in Criddlestyle

The kitchen gets a day off cooking.

A fish and chip van suits almost any gathering. In Criddlestyle, people book us for events such as:

  • Residents’ birthdays and anniversaries
  • Friday fish and chip treats
  • Day centre treats
  • Family days

Blashford Lakes is close by, a good starting point for a chat about days out.

What your quote should include

  • How late numbers can change
  • What happens if plans change
  • How allergens are handled
  • Exactly what’s included in the price

15 questions to ask before booking

Is a fish and chip van right for your care home visit?

Taking residents out is a big undertaking. The van comes to the home. Comparing vans? Look at what each quote includes: hours, menu, travel, minimum charge and VAT. Our quotes spell it all out.

Why us?

  • A quote that spells everything out
  • Works on wet days as well as sunny ones
  • Served hot, straight from the hatch
  • Events in Criddlestyle and across Hampshire

Take a look at our prices page or what a fish and chip van costs.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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