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Care home fish and chip visits in Feltham, Greater London
Hot, crisp and cooked while you wait: a fish and chip van visit in Feltham and across Greater London.
- Residents’ family gatherings
- Friday fish and chip treats
- Day centre treats
Fresh fish and chips in Feltham
Care home fish and chips in Feltham, cooked to order
Residents can watch from the window or come out to the hatch, and families are welcome too. Typical bookings include birthday treats for residents and open days for families, with pie and chips, sausage and chips and cod and chips.
In Feltham, we park briefly in the home’s car park or drive. Every portion is cooked to order on the day, not cooked earlier and kept warm.
- Area
- Feltham (TW14, TW13)
- County
- Greater London
- Menu
- Cod and haddock, chips, sausages and pies
- Sides
- Mushy peas, curry sauce, gravy
- Quotes
- Quoted for your event
- Updated
- 24 October 2026
What a fish and chip van costs
We’ll give you a clear quote. What affects it most:
- Service time
- The date and time of year
- How far we travel
- How easy the site is to reach
Many fish and chip vans set a minimum, because the van, fuel and travel cost the same for a small group. We will tell you up front.
What we need to know
You do not need everything decided to ask for a quote, but it helps to know:
- How to get in: gates, lanes and ground
- The spot you have in mind for the van
- Your date and serving time
- The address or venue name
Still finalising the details? That’s fine: give us a rough idea and the date, and we will quote on that. To start, send us your details through our quote form.
Also in Feltham
Why choose care home fish and chips in Feltham?
The kitchen gets a day off cooking.
Whatever brings people together, a chip van is a crowd-pleaser. We’re frequently booked for:
- Open days for families
- Themed afternoons
- Birthday treats for residents
- Care staff treats
With the A244 and B377 nearby, the home is easy for us to reach.
What to look for in a quote
- Any travel, parking or access charges
- Whether VAT is included
- How late numbers can change
- The service time, and the cost of running over
Allergies and dietary needs
Nearly every event has some special diets. To look after them:
- Include staff and visitors in your numbers
- Check the spot with your manager
- Arrange texture-modified meals from your own kitchen
- Involve the kitchen and care team early
Room service goes up covered and hot.
Music from the 1950s and 60s sets the mood.
The menu, dish by dish
Mushy peas
Proper mushy peas start with dried marrowfat peas. They’re the side most people expect.
Sausage and chips
Sausage and chips is the go-to for anyone who isn’t a fish fan.
Planning a van visit in Feltham
Feltham is about 6 miles south-west of Ealing, in Greater London. Feltham is well within our area, so all we need is your date, a parking spot and a time to serve. Feltham is one of 764 places in Greater London we cover. Our bookings stretch from Feltham to London (about 14 miles away).
If your residents have links with Christ Church, a fête or open day together is a nice moment for a van visit. Families coming by rail can use the station: Feltham station serves Feltham directly.
Wherever your care home visit is in TW14 and TW13, we can fry fresh for your residents. Whether your care home visit is on High Street, Railway Terrace and Sandycombe Road or a nearby road, we can park up and fry there. Feltham is on the A244 and B377, which makes the journey straightforward. If your venue is just outside Feltham, we also cover Bedfont (1 mile west), Hounslow (1 mile south-west), Hatton (1 mile north), Ashford Common (2 miles south-west) and Cranford (2 miles north). We also serve nearby towns such as London (14 miles east), City of Westminster (12 miles east), Marylebone (12 miles north-east), Kensington (10 miles east), St Pancras (14 miles north-east) and Shoreditch (15 miles east).
A little further out are Hounslow Hospital (2.3 miles north-east) and Kempton Steam Museum (1.6 miles south). Open spaces near Feltham include Richmond Hill and Pevensey Road Nature Reserve.
- Schools near Feltham include Rivers Academy West London (within half a mile north-west)
- Pubs nearby include Moon On The Square pub (within half a mile east)
Feltham: your questions answered
Is parking a problem for the van in Feltham?
London parking needs planning: let us know about off-street space or permits. We will work around it.
Could you trade in Hounslow Heath?
Only if the landowner, typically the council, allows it. Ask them first, and tell us what they say.
What about residents who do not eat fish?
There is: sausage and chips or pie and chips. Give us a rough idea of numbers.
Do you need power or water?
A suitable spot for the van and permission to park there. Tell us whether there’s power or water nearby and we’ll take it from there.
Do you bring everything you need?
We bring the van and everything we need to cook. You provide a suitable spot and permission to park.
Can staff have lunch from the van?
Yes. Just include them in your numbers.
Where should the van go?
Your manager can choose the spot; we will check access.
Is the fish gluten-free?
Standard batter is made with wheat flour, so battered fish contains gluten. Let us know about coeliac residents in advance, and we will tell you honestly what we can offer.
DIY versus a fish and chip van
If you do order from a chip shop, ring well ahead and collect as close to eating time as you can. For a crowd, a van is generally simpler.
Not sure whether to order in or book a van? Think about numbers, timing and how hot you want the food. We’re happy to send a quote so you can compare.
Space, access and the venue
The van has to be able to get in and park safely, so a few things need checking. Here’s what we look for:
- A level parking spot near the entrance
- Not right beside residents’ rooms
- Lighting for later visits
Feltham is in London, within the Ultra Low Emission Zone, and parking can be tight: tell us about driveways, yards, car parks or a council parking suspension.
Not sure about the spot? Send us a photo and we’ll tell you honestly before booking.
From the hatch
- Haddock and chips
- Sausage and chips
- Cod and chips
- Gravy
- Pie and chips
- Mushy peas
How the day works
The van needs a level, firm spot it can drive onto, near your residents, which we agree with you beforehand. For a summer visit in Feltham, residents can enjoy the garden in daylight until about 9:20pm, which makes garden visits easy. In winter, dark by about 3:55pm, a lunchtime visit is better.
- We start with a few details about your care home visit.
- You get an availability check and a clear quote.
- We agree timings, access and the parking spot.
- We cook to order on the day for residents.
- Everything goes out hot from the hatch, and we pack up afterwards.
How to prepare
- Plan where the queue will stand
- Ensure the van can get in
- Tell us when you want to eat
Ask for a quote
A detailed enquiry gets a more accurate quote: the parking spot, access, numbers and serving time. Photos of the spot and the way in help. To send your details, fill in our quote form.
Planning help
Why choose a fish and chip van in Feltham?
The home’s kitchen can make fish and chips, but a van turns it into an occasion. Larger groups typically cost less per head, because the van, travel and set-up cost much the same either way. Tell us your numbers for an accurate price.
Why Feltham hosts choose us
- All the chip-shop extras
- No kitchen, no crockery, no washing up
- Rain does not stop the fryers
- Quick service from the hatch
Take a look at our prices page and what a fish and chip van costs.
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch