Fish and chip van hire, fried fresh at your event · London and the South East
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Care Home Fish and Chips for Hatton events

Treat your residents to fresh fish and chips at your care home visit in Hatton. We park up, heat the fryers and cook to order, so every portion goes out hot.

  • Retirement housing and sheltered schemes
  • A monthly fish and chip day
  • Staff thank-you lunches at the home

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A chip van near Hatton

Care home fish and chips in Hatton, cooked to order

The care team knows each resident’s needs, so we plan portion sizes, timings and diets with the home. Typical bookings include residents’ birthdays and anniversaries and seaside days, with cod and chips, gravy and pie and chips.

In Hatton, we park briefly in the home’s car park or drive, as agreed with the manager. The menu is short on purpose: a few classics done properly keeps the food fresh and the queue moving.

A carer sitting with residents during an afternoon activity
Area
Hatton (TW14, TW6, TW4)
Area hub
Greater London
On the menu
Fish and chips, sausages, pies
Sides
Gravy, mushy peas, curry sauce
Quotes
Quoted for your event
Updated
24 October 2026

Organising for someone else?

Booking for a company? Tell us what your finance team needs, and we will explain how it works. We can work with your facilities team on access and timings.

Parks, greens and streets usually need permission for a catering van. Ask the council or landowner early.

Before you choose a spot

No two venues are the same, so we ask about the spot and the way in before we confirm. In general, we need:

  • Not right beside residents’ rooms
  • Lighting for later visits
  • A clear way in for the van

As a London location, Hatton is inside the Ultra Low Emission Zone, and parking takes planning: tell us about driveways, yards, car parks or a council parking suspension.

If you’re unsure, send a picture of the space and the way in, and we will say what we think.

From the hatch

  • Mushy peas
  • Sausage and chips
  • Cod and chips
  • Haddock and chips
  • Gravy
  • Pie and chips

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Why choose care home fish and chips in Hatton?

It is an event as well as a meal, with the smell, the van and the chat.

These are some of the bookings we take:

  • Residents’ celebrations
  • Fish and chip Fridays
  • Day centres and lunch clubs
  • Sheltered housing get-togethers

With the A30 nearby, the home is easy for us to reach.

Before booking anyone

  • How late numbers can change
  • Whether travel is included
  • Payment terms and deposit
  • How allergens are handled

How to compare vans

What happens on the day

You will know we are ready when the smell of frying drifts over, about the time the first residents wander across. From then on, people come up as they’re ready. December visits in Hatton are best at lunchtime, as it’s dark by about 3:55pm.

  1. The home tells us the date, numbers for residents, staff and visitors, and the best time to serve.
  2. We check the parking spot and send a price.
  3. Portions and diets are planned with your care team.
  4. We park up and cook to order at mealtime.
  5. Afterwards, we pack up quietly.

Before we arrive

  • Arrange somewhere dry for the queue
  • Get permission for the van from the venue
  • Clear the route for the van

Getting a price

Each quote is put together for your care home visit. Give us your date first, and we’ll confirm whether we are available that day.

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Hatton questions

Is parking a problem for the van in Hatton?

London parking needs planning: let us know about off-street space or permits. We’ll plan around it.

Could you trade in Hounslow Heath?

Only with permission from the park’s owner, usually the council. Ask them first, and tell us what they say.

Is everything cooked fresh?

Yes. We cook inside the van, so food is cooked there and then, rather than made in advance.

What can residents choose from?

The classics: cod or haddock and chips, sausages and pies, plus mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy. See the menu.

Where can the van park?

Less than you might think: a hard surface or firm, dry grass, that the van can reach easily. Send us a photo if you are not sure.

Can you do smaller portions for residents?

We will plan portions with the home.

Where will the van park?

Wherever suits the home, as long as it’s level and safe.

Can the van come to Hatton?

We do. Hatton is one of the places we cover. Tell us your date and we’ll check availability.

Care homes around Hatton

Hatton is about 1 mile north of Feltham, in Greater London. We serve care home visits at homes, halls, workplaces and venues in Hatton and nearby villages. Hatton is one of 764 places in Greater London where we bring the van. You can also see our page for London, about 14 miles away.

A care home summer fair, perhaps with a church like The Parish Church of the Good Shepherd, is a good occasion for a van visit. Crane Meadows is close by, a good starting point for a chat about days out.

Anywhere in TW14, TW6 and TW4, we can fry fresh for your residents. Local streets include Faggs Road, Envoy Avenue and Myrtle Avenue; a care home visit on any of them works well with a drive or nearby car park. You will find Hatton on the A30, which makes the journey straightforward. Neighbouring places where we serve care home visits include Cranford (1 mile north-east), Heathrow (1 mile west), Harlington (1 mile north-west), Bedfont (1 mile south-west) and Feltham (1 mile south). Larger places within reach include London (14 miles east), City of Westminster (12 miles east), Marylebone (12 miles east), Kensington (10 miles east), St Pancras (14 miles east) and Shoreditch (15 miles east).

Other landmarks nearby include Treaty Centre (2.5 miles east) and Harlington (1.9 miles north-west). Open spaces near Hatton include Staines Reservoirs and Crane Meadows.

  • Local schools include Rivers Academy West London (1.1 miles south)
  • Nearby, you will find Green Man Public House (less than half a mile south-east)
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How we price a fish and chip van visit

Your quote will be clear. What affects it most:

  • Numbers
  • Whether a minimum applies
  • Peak dates such as summer Saturdays
  • The menu and how many choices

Compared with a sit-down meal, a fish and chip van is frequently good value, because it needs no kitchen and no crockery hire. We’ll send you a quote.

What to tell us

A few details help us give you an accurate quote. Here’s what’s useful:

  • Where the van would park
  • The date and time of the event
  • Rough numbers for adults and children
  • Allergies and diets you know about

We quote for each event separately, based on your numbers, timings and travel. To ask for one, fill in our quote form.

Diets, allergies and planning

A little planning helps everyone eat safely. Here are a few tips:

  • Keep the van clear of emergency access
  • Organise staff to carry food in
  • Share residents’ diets and allergies with us
  • Choose a time around meals and medication

Afterwards we pack up quietly.

A bit of music from residents’ younger days helps.

Why choose a fish and chip van in Hatton?

For a treat residents will talk about, a chip van visit is hard to beat. The cost per head generally falls as numbers rise, because the van, travel and set-up cost much the same either way. Give us your numbers and we will quote.

Why book with us

  • Nothing for you to cook or clear
  • The classic sides: peas, curry sauce and gravy
  • Quick service from the hatch
  • Events in Hatton and across Greater London

Take a look at our pricing and the cost guide.

About the food

Haddock and chips

Haddock is a little sweeter than cod, with a finer, firmer flake. In the north and in Scotland, haddock is the classic.

Cod and chips

Cod and chips is the meal most people picture when they think of a chip shop. Cooked fresh at the hatch, it’s hot, crisp and generous.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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