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Care home fish and chip visits in New Romney, Kent

From the first sizzle in the fryer to the last chip, a fish and chip van visit makes the food a highlight of your care home visit in New Romney.

  • Seaside days
  • Sheltered housing get-togethers
  • Residents’ celebrations

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Care home fish and chips in New Romney, fried fresh

The van parks in the car park, on the drive or on a firm lawn, clear of ambulance access. For care staff treats and visiting days, we can cook sausage and chips, haddock and chips and cod and chips for your guests.

Around New Romney, homes frequently have a drive and garden. Tell us about access. The menu is short on purpose: fewer choices means fresher food and shorter queues.

Battered fish and chips served on a plate
Area
New Romney (TN28)
County
Kent
On the menu
Fish and chips, sausages, pies
Sides
Gravy, mushy peas, curry sauce
Quotes
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Last updated
24 October 2026

The process

There is very little for you to do on the day: point us to the spot and get on with your care home visit. We handle the cooking and serving. In summer, New Romney has daylight until about 9:15pm, so an early-evening garden visit works well. In winter, dark by about 3:50pm, a lunchtime visit is better.

  1. We start with the date, numbers and a serving time that suits the home.
  2. We check where the van can park and send a quote.
  3. We plan portions and dietary needs with the home.
  4. We park up and cook to order at mealtime.
  5. We clear up and leave the car park as we found it.

How to prepare

  • Let us know the serving time
  • Check the way in for low branches, cables and narrow gates
  • Check the venue or landowner is happy for the van to park

Getting a price

A detailed enquiry gets a more accurate quote: the parking spot, access, numbers and serving time. Photos of the spot and the way in help. To send your details, use our quote form.

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Planning help

Before you choose a spot

Before the day, we’ll agree where the van parks. It needs to tick a few simple boxes:

  • Light near the van after dark
  • Access the van can manage
  • Clear of ambulance access and emergency routes

If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we will advise before booking.

From the hatch

  • Sausage and chips
  • Pie and chips
  • Gravy
  • Cod and chips
  • Mushy peas
  • Haddock and chips

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A chip van compared with other options

For a lovely, simple occasion, a fish and chip van visit is a great choice. When you compare quotes, check what each one includes: hours, menu, travel, minimum charge and VAT. Our quotes spell it all out.

What you get with us

  • Served hot, straight from the hatch
  • Works on wet days as well as sunny ones
  • Cod, haddock, sausages and pies
  • Everything cooked to order at your event

Take a look at how we price or what a fish and chip van costs.

Planning a van visit in New Romney

New Romney is about 8 miles south-west of Hythe, in Kent. For a care home visit in New Romney, we can park on a drive, a car park, a yard or firm, dry grass in and around New Romney. We take the van to 922 places in Kent, from the larger towns to small villages. We serve events right across the region, from New Romney to Canterbury (about 21 miles away).

Old photos of Burnthouse Pen can spark conversation during a van visit. New Romney is on or near the A259 and B2071, so access for the van is simple.

Wherever your care home visit is in TN28, we can fry fresh for your residents. Your care home visit could be at a house on High Street, Church Road and Station Road, as long as there’s somewhere for the van. New Romney is on the A259 and B2071, so it’s easy for us to reach with the van. Other places close to New Romney we cover include Littlestone-on-Sea (1 mile east), Greatstone-on-Sea (1 mile south-east), St Mary in the Marsh (2 miles north), St Mary's Bay (2 miles north-east) and Old Romney (2 miles west). Within a short drive, we also cover Ashford (11 miles north), Folkestone (12 miles north-east), Hythe (8 miles north-east), Hawkinge (13 miles north-east), Tenterden (12 miles north-west) and Cheriton (11 miles north-east).

Well-known places in the area include Lydd Town Museum (3 miles south-west) and Romney 'castle' (2.1 miles west). The countryside around New Romney includes Burnthouse Pen and Dungeness National.

  • Schools near New Romney include The Marsh Academy (within half a mile east) and The Marsh Academy (within half a mile east)
  • Nearby, you will find The Ship Hotel (less than half a mile north)
Map of New Romney © OpenStreetMap contributors

Looking after everyone

Dietary needs are easiest to plan with some notice. We suggest:

  • Organise staff to carry food in
  • Plan portion sizes with us
  • Arrange texture-modified meals from your own kitchen
  • Tell us about residents’ needs in writing

Room service goes up covered and hot.

Inviting families makes it even more special.

What a fish and chip van costs

The price comes down to a few factors:

  • The menu and how many choices
  • Access and parking
  • How many people are eating
  • The day of the week

Got a budget? Let us know, and we will suggest how to make it work. A short menu is often the best value.

What we need to know

A few details help us give you an accurate quote. Here’s what to include:

  • The venue or postcode
  • Anything awkward about the way in
  • Where you’d like the van to go
  • The date and time of the event

To get a price, fill in our quote form. Tell us about your care home visit in New Romney, and we will check the date and send a price.

Should I sort the food myself?

A DIY buffet works for small groups. For bigger numbers, a van makes life easier, and nobody has to miss the care home visit.

Ordering from a local shop? Call ahead and collect at the last minute. For a crowd, a van is typically simpler.

For event organisers in New Romney

If you are booking for a business, tell us how you’d like to handle the booking and payment, and we’ll talk you through the process. We’re happy to liaise with facilities on parking and timings.

Planning an event for a club, school or charity in New Romney? A fish and chip van draws people in and almost everyone likes it. Give us the details and we will suggest how it could work.

What comes out of the fryer

Sausage and chips

For anyone who doesn’t fancy fish, there’s sausage and chips, and it is a favourite with children.

Cod and chips

For many people, cod and chips is the definitive version. Cooked fresh at the hatch, it goes out hot and crisp.

New Romney: your questions answered

How far is New Romney from London?

About 57 miles from central London, and well within our area.

Can the van park in Romney Warren Country Park?

Only with permission from the park’s owner, normally the council. Ask them first.

Do you have a kids’ option?

Children are very welcome. Tell us how many children, and we will include them in the plan.

Does the batter contain gluten?

Standard batter is made with wheat flour, so battered fish contains gluten. Tell us about coeliac residents when you enquire, and we will be straight with you about what’s possible.

Is everything cooked fresh?

Yes. We fry to order in the van at your venue, then handed over hot from the hatch.

What do we need to supply?

Let us know about power and water at the site in your enquiry, and we will say what we need.

Can portions be smaller?

Tell us what you need and we’ll plan portion sizes with your team.

Where can the van park?

A level, firm spot it can drive onto, close to where people will eat, and space for a queue. Tell us about gates, lanes and soft ground.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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