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Care Home Fish and Chips for Slindon events

Planning a fish and chip van visit in Slindon? We bring the van to you and fry everything fresh on the spot.

  • Lunch for the care team
  • Seaside days
  • A monthly fish and chip day

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A chip van near Slindon

What affects the price in Slindon

The same numbers can mean different prices, depending on:

  • How easy the site is to reach
  • The day of the week
  • Numbers
  • How long we serve

The cost per head usually falls as numbers rise, because the van, travel and set-up cost much the same either way. Give us your numbers and we’ll quote.

What we need to know

We can quote more accurately with a few details. Here’s what to include:

  • A picture of where the van would go
  • Any dietary needs and allergies
  • The spot you have in mind for the van
  • The date and time of the event

Not sure of numbers yet? That’s fine: give us a rough idea and the date, and we’ll firm it up nearer the time. To start, use our quote form.

Care home fish and chips for your care home visit in Slindon

Staff get a break from the usual routine. Typical bookings include lunch for the care team and open days for families, with gravy, pie and chips and haddock and chips.

At a rural home near Slindon, access matters so we can plan the route. Let us know about allergies and dietary needs in advance, and we will tell you honestly what we can offer before you book.

Two pieces of battered fish on a white plate
Area
Slindon (BN18)
Region
West Sussex
On the menu
Cod and haddock, chips, sausages and pies
Extras
Mushy peas, curry sauce, gravy
Quote
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Last updated
24 October 2026

Is a fish and chip van right for your care home visit?

Activities are important; a van visit is both. Travel, tolls and charges such as ULEZ can affect the price, so tell us exactly where your care home visit is.

Why us?

  • Fried fresh, not kept warm
  • Bookings across West Sussex, including Slindon
  • Cod, haddock, sausages and pies
  • Rain does not stop the fryers

Read our pricing and our guide to van hire costs.

Fish and chip days near Slindon

Slindon is about 6 miles north-east of Bognor Regis, in West Sussex. We serve care home visits at homes, halls, workplaces and venues in Slindon. Slindon is one of 371 towns and villages in West Sussex where we bring the van. Our nearest city page is Brighton, about 22 miles away.

If your residents have links with The Parish Church of St Mary, a fête or open day together is a nice moment for a van visit. For families visiting by train, the nearest station is Barnham station, about 2.5 miles south. Slindon is within about 5 miles of the South Downs National Park. The coast is within about 6 miles, and a van visit brings back seaside memories.

Wherever your care home visit is in BN18, we can fry fresh for your residents, from busy streets to quiet lanes. From School Hill, Dyers Lane and Slindon Top Road or anywhere nearby, we can park up and fry there. Other places close to Slindon we cover include Slindon Common (1 mile south-east), Fontwell (1 mile south-west), Avisford (1 mile south-east), Walberton (1 mile south) and Binsted (2 miles south-east). Further out, we also take the van to Worthing (11 miles east), Bognor Regis (6 miles south-west), Chichester (7 miles west), Selsey (11 miles south-west), Littlehampton (6 miles south-east) and Lancing (14 miles east).

A little further out are Arundel and District Hospital (3 miles east) and Tote Copse Castle (3.4 miles south-west). Within reach you’ll find Bignor Hill and WWT Arundel.

  • Nearby schools include Ormiston Six Villages Academy (2.3 miles south-west)
  • Local pubs include The Newburgh Arms Public House (less than half a mile east)
Map of Slindon © OpenStreetMap contributors

FAQs for Slindon

Do you come to venues in the South Downs National Park?

Yes. Some venues there have rules about vehicles and ground, so check with yours. We’ll follow the site rules.

What’s the nearest station to Slindon?

The closest is Barnham station, roughly 2.5 miles away.

What does the van need?

Less than you might think: a drive, a car park, a yard or a firm lawn, that the van can reach easily. Send us a picture if you are not sure.

Where will the van park?

On a level spot in the car park or drive, clear of emergency access.

Does the batter contain gluten?

Standard batter is made with wheat flour, so battered fish contains gluten. Let us know about coeliac residents in advance, and we’ll be straight with you about what’s possible.

Is everything cooked fresh?

Yes. We fry to order in the van at your venue, then handed over hot from the hatch.

Is there something for children?

Children are very welcome. Let us know numbers, and we’ll include them in the plan.

Are visitors included?

Yes, it is a lovely chance for families to visit.

Perfect for your care home visit in Slindon

It brings families in.

If you’re planning any of these, we can help:

  • Retirement village events
  • Fish and chip Fridays
  • Lunch for the care team
  • Residents’ celebrations

Old photos of Bignor Hill can spark conversation during a van visit.

Before booking anyone

  • Any minimum charge
  • How much space the van takes up
  • A clear list of what’s included
  • How allergens are handled

15 questions to ask before you book

Space, access and the venue

The right spot keeps everyone safe and the service smooth. We look for:

  • Close to the garden or entrance
  • Lighting for later visits
  • Clear of ambulance access and emergency routes

If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we will advise before booking.

From the hatch

  • Cod and chips
  • Haddock and chips
  • Sausage and chips
  • Mushy peas
  • Pie and chips
  • Gravy

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Looking after everyone

We need to know about dietary needs and allergies in advance, and we’ll be straight with you about what’s possible. To get it right:

  • Pick a time that suits the home’s day
  • Residents on soft diets should have meals from your kitchen
  • Involve the kitchen and care team early
  • Tell us about residents’ needs in writing

We set up before the mealtime.

Bunting, deckchairs and a seaside theme make it an occasion.

Should I sort the food myself?

For a small group, making your own food can work. For bigger numbers, a van makes life easier, and you get to enjoy the day.

If you do order from a chip shop, ring well ahead and collect as close to eating time as you can. For anything more than a handful of people, a van is usually the easier option.

A closer look at the menu

Pie and chips

Pie and chips gives people a filling alternative to fish.

Haddock and chips

Haddock is a little sweeter than cod, with a finer, firmer flake. It’s the traditional favourite in Scotland and much of the north.

What happens on the day

You will know we’re ready when the smell of frying drifts over. After that, it is a steady flow to the hatch. In Slindon, the garden season runs from late May, with light until about 8:50pm, to late September, around 7:05pm.

  1. Start with three things: the date, the place and a rough headcount.
  2. A photo of the parking spot helps us check the van will fit.
  3. Closer to the day, we confirm the arrival time and serving time.
  4. The van rolls up, the hatch opens and the fryers get going for residents.
  5. Last portion served, we tidy up and head off.

Getting ready for the day

  • Choose a level, firm spot for the van
  • Plan a bit of cover near the hatch if rain is likely
  • Confirm numbers and dietary needs before the day

Getting a price

Planning a fish and chip van visit in Slindon? Send us the details and we’ll reply with a clear price. To contact us, fill in our quote form.

Tell us about your event

Planning help

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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