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Care Home Fish and Chips in The Brents

Care home fish and chips in The Brents: fish and chips cooked fresh in the van, then handed over hot from the hatch.

  • Fish and chip Fridays
  • Residents’ family gatherings
  • Day centres and lunch clubs

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A chip van near The Brents

For event organisers in The Brents

If you are booking for a business, tell us how you’d like to handle the booking and payment, and we’ll talk you through the process. We’re happy to liaise with facilities on parking and timings.

If you run the same event each year, tell us your dates early, so we can plan ahead.

Care home fish and chips for your care home visit in The Brents

We park close to the entrance or garden, clear of ambulance access. For seaside-themed afternoons and day centre treats, we can cook cod and chips, mushy peas and pie and chips and more.

Care homes around The Brents are frequently in converted houses with a drive. Let us know about the way in. The fryers are in the van, so the cooking happens right there at your care home visit, and the food reaches them hot and crisp.

A plate of fish, chips and peas with a cup of tea
Where
The Brents (ME13)
Region
Kent
On the menu
Cod and haddock, chips, sausages and pies
On the side
Curry sauce, mushy peas and gravy
Quotes
Quoted for your event
Last updated
24 October 2026

The Brents: your questions answered

Could you trade in Oare Meadow?

Only with permission from the park’s owner, typically the council. Ask them first, and tell us what they say.

What’s the nearest station to The Brents?

Faversham station, about 0.6 miles south of the centre.

Is the fish gluten-free?

No, not as standard: the batter contains wheat. Let us know and we will tell you what we can do.

What does it cost to hire the van?

We quote for each booking, based on your numbers and timings. Tell us your date and rough numbers and we’ll reply with a price.

Do you do anything other than fish?

Yes: sausages and pies, with chips. Tell us roughly how many to expect.

Do you bring everything you need?

The van comes fully equipped to cook. You just need a suitable spot and permission.

Can the van come to The Brents?

We do. We serve events in The Brents and across Kent. Tell us your date and we’ll check availability.

Can you park at the home?

On a level spot in the car park or drive, clear of emergency access.

Before you choose a spot

The van has to be able to get in and park safely, so a few things need checking. Here’s what we look for:

  • Firm, level ground close to the home
  • Light near the van after dark
  • Not right beside residents’ rooms

If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we’ll advise.

Popular choices

  • Cod and chips
  • Sausage and chips
  • Pie and chips
  • Haddock and chips
  • Gravy
  • Mushy peas

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Fish and chip days near The Brents

The Brents is about 1 mile north-east of Faversham, in Kent. For care home visits in The Brents, we can park on a drive, a car park, a yard or firm, dry grass in and around The Brents. The Brents is one of 922 places in Kent we cover. Our nearest city page is Canterbury, about 9 miles away.

Families coming by rail can use the station: Faversham station is about 0.6 miles away.

Wherever your care home visit is in ME13, we can fry fresh for your residents. We can serve a care home visit on streets such as Ham Road, Back Lane and Quay Lane or the roads around them, as long as there is somewhere for the van. Neighbouring places where we serve care home visits include Davington (1 mile west), Faversham (1 mile south-west), Preston (1 mile south), Oare (1 mile north-west) and Ospringe (1 mile south-west). Within a short drive, we also cover Ashford (12 miles south), Canterbury (9 miles east), Sittingbourne (7 miles west), Whitstable (6 miles east), Herne Bay (11 miles east) and Minster (8 miles north-west).

A little further out are Newnham Castle (4.6 miles south-west).

  • Local schools include Queen Elizabeth's Grammar School (under half a mile south-east)
  • Nearby, you will find The Brents Tavern (under half a mile north-west)
Map of The Brents © OpenStreetMap contributors

What a fish and chip van costs

Every booking is priced individually, based on a few main things:

  • How easy the site is to reach
  • Whether a minimum applies
  • The date and time of year
  • How many people are eating

Many fish and chip vans set a minimum, because the van, fuel and travel cost the same for a small group. We’ll tell you up front.

Details that help

You don’t need everything decided to ask for a quote, but it helps to know:

  • Allergies and diets you know about
  • The venue or postcode
  • The spot you have in mind for the van
  • Rough numbers for adults and children

The quickest way to a quote is to send us your details through our quote form. Give us the details of your care home visit, and we will come back with availability and a quote.

Food your guests will love

Gravy

Chips and gravy is a favourite in the north and the Midlands, and it is lovely with a pie.

Cod and chips

For many people, cod and chips is the definitive version. Cooked fresh at the hatch, it goes out hot and crisp.

Perfect for your care home visit in The Brents

It is food residents know and enjoy for most residents.

Big or small, the van works the same way. Typical bookings include:

  • Summer fêtes and open days
  • Birthday treats for residents
  • Sheltered housing get-togethers
  • Friday fish and chip treats

Some homes in The Brents have links with a local church such as Faversham Parish Church, and a van visit can be part of a summer fête.

Before you book anyone

  • The deadline for final numbers
  • What happens if plans change
  • Any minimum charge
  • Payment terms and deposit

Our booking checklist

Why choose a fish and chip van in The Brents?

A seaside afternoon with a chip van feels special. If you have a budget in mind, tell us, and we’ll suggest a menu and timing to match. Keeping the menu short is typically the best value.

What you get with us

  • A van that becomes part of the event
  • We cover The Brents and the whole of Kent
  • No kitchen needed
  • Fish and chips fried fresh on site

See our pricing and the cost guide.

What happens on the day

You will know we are ready when the smell of frying drifts over, about the time the first residents wander across. From then on, people come up as they’re ready. In The Brents, late spring and early autumn evenings stay light until about 8:45pm and 7:00pm; winter visits, dark by about 3:50pm, suit lunchtime.

  1. The home tells us the date, numbers for residents, staff and visitors, and the best time to serve.
  2. We check the parking spot and send a price.
  3. We plan portions and dietary needs with the home.
  4. We park up and cook to order at mealtime.
  5. We pack up quietly and leave the space tidy.

Getting ready for the day

  • Check the venue or landowner is happy for the van to park
  • Arrange somewhere dry for the queue
  • Give us a contact for the day

Getting a price

It is easy to get a price: tell us the date, place, numbers and serving time. We will come back with a clear quote.

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Diets, allergies and planning

A little planning helps everyone eat safely. Here are a few tips:

  • Tell us about residents’ needs in writing
  • Choose a time around meals and medication
  • Choose a spot away from ambulance routes
  • Agree the plan with your kitchen and care team

When everyone has eaten, we pack up.

Make it a regular event.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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