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Care home fish and chip visits in Wouldham, Medway

From the smell of the fryers to the last chip in the paper, a fish and chip van visit turns food into part of your care home visit in Wouldham.

  • Care home summer fairs
  • Retirement village events
  • Fish and chip Fridays

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Care home fish and chips in Wouldham

How our care home fish and chips works in Wouldham

Some residents come out to the van; others watch from inside, and families are welcome too. Whether it is care home summer fairs and friday fish and chip treats, we can cook gravy, sausage and chips and pie and chips and more.

Rural care homes near Wouldham can feel a long way from the seaside, so a van visit is a big occasion. Everything we need comes with the van, and we pack up and leave the spot as we found it.

Where
Wouldham (ME1)
Region
Medway
Menu
Cod and haddock, chips, sausages and pies
On the side
Mushy peas, curry sauce, gravy
Price
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Page updated
24 October 2026
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Prices and what affects them

Each booking is quoted on its own, based on a few main things:

  • The day of the week
  • Cod, haddock or both
  • How many people are eating
  • The minimum booking

There is no one-size-fits-all price for a fish and chip van. A short service and a long afternoon’s trading are very different bookings. Your quote spells it all out.

Getting an accurate quote

For a quote, it helps to have:

  • How to get in: gates, lanes and ground
  • The spot you have in mind for the van
  • Where the event is
  • Expected numbers

The more you tell us, the more accurate the quote: where the van would park, how to get in, numbers and timings. Photos of the spot and the way in help. When you’re ready, send us your details through our quote form.

Should I sort the food myself?

Doing the food yourself saves money, but the host ends up running around. With a fish and chip van, you get hot food without the work.

For a small group, making your own food can work. For bigger numbers, a van makes life easier, and nobody has to miss the care home visit.

Occasions we serve in Wouldham

It is a treat residents genuinely look forward to.

A fish and chip van suits almost any gathering. In Wouldham, people book us for events such as:

  • Day centre treats
  • Visiting days
  • Friday fish and chip treats
  • Lunch for the care team

For families visiting by train, the closest railway station is Halling station, roughly 0.6 miles west of the centre.

Comparing caterers

  • What they can offer for dietary needs
  • When final numbers are due
  • When payment is due
  • What happens if plans change

Choosing a fish and chip van

How it works

The first sign we’ve arrived is usually the smell. From then on, people come up as they’re ready. December visits in Wouldham are best at lunchtime, as it’s dark by about 3:50pm, while summer visits can run into the evening, with light until about 9:20pm.

  1. It starts with your date, numbers and mealtime.
  2. We check where the van can park and send a quote.
  3. Portions and diets are planned with your care team.
  4. On the day we set up and fry fresh, serving at the agreed time.
  5. We pack up quietly and leave the space tidy.

Before we arrive

  • Plan where the queue will stand
  • Name one person we can call on the day
  • Let us know the serving time

How to get a price

We only need a few details to quote: the date, where the van would park, roughly how many people and when you’d like to eat. You can send us your details through our quote form.

Tell us about your event

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Why choose a fish and chip van in Wouldham?

Activities are important; a van visit is both. The price depends on numbers, the menu and how long we serve, along with distance and access to the site. Every booking gets its own quote.

What you get with us

  • Fish and chips fried fresh on site
  • Rain does not stop the fryers
  • We cover Wouldham and the whole of Medway
  • All the chip-shop extras

Read our prices page or what a fish and chip van costs.

Care home visits in Wouldham

Wouldham is about 3 miles west of Chatham, in Medway. Wherever your care home visit is in the ME1 area, we’ll come to your venue, home or workplace. We cover 68 places in Medway, from the larger towns to small villages. You can also see our page for London, about 26 miles away.

Burham Down is close by, a good starting point for a chat about days out. A care home summer fair, perhaps with a church like Church of All Saints, is a good occasion for a van visit.

Care home visits anywhere in ME1 start with a parking spot for the van and a serving time. Your care home visit could be at a house on High Street, Oldfield Drive and Meadow Way, as long as there’s somewhere for the van. If your venue is just outside Wouldham, we also cover Peters Village (1 mile south), Halling (1 mile west), Scarborough (1 mile south-east), Holborough (1 mile south-west) and North Halling (1 mile north-west). Larger places within reach include Gillingham (5 miles east), Chatham (3 miles east), Rochester (3 miles north-east), Rainham (6 miles east), Strood (3 miles north) and Luton (4 miles east).

A little further out are Rochester Castle (3.3 miles north-east) and Pentagon Shopping Centre (3.6 miles north-east). The countryside around Wouldham includes Blue Bell Hill and Burham Down.

  • Schools near Wouldham include The Thomas Aveling School (2.1 miles north-east)
  • Nearby, you will find The Five Bells pub (0.6 miles west)
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What the van needs

No two venues are the same, so we will ask about yours when you contact us. In general, we need:

  • Lighting for later visits
  • A level parking spot near the entrance
  • A spot residents can enjoy, inside or out

Not sure about the spot? Send us a photo and we will tell you honestly.

From the hatch

  • Haddock and chips
  • Sausage and chips
  • Gravy
  • Pie and chips
  • Cod and chips
  • Mushy peas

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About the food

Sausage and chips

Sausage and chips is the go-to for anyone who is not a fish fan, especially with curry sauce.

Gravy

Chips and gravy is a favourite in the north and the Midlands, and it goes perfectly with a pie.

Your questions about a fish and chip van visit in Wouldham

Which station is closest to Wouldham?

The closest is Halling station, roughly 0.6 miles away.

Is Wouldham too small for a chip van?

No, we come to small places too. Let us know about access and parking.

What areas do you cover?

We take the van across London and the South East, including Medway. Find your area.

Do you take everything away?

We clear the van’s area after service. Let us know about bins for residents.

Do you do regular visits?

We are happy to talk about repeat visits.

What does it cost to hire the van?

Every booking is quoted individually, based on your numbers and timings. Tell us your date and rough numbers for a clear quote.

How much space do you need?

A level, firm spot it can drive onto, close to where people will eat, with room for a queue at the hatch. Tell us about gates, lanes and soft ground.

Do you bring everything you need?

We bring the van and everything we need to cook. You just need a suitable spot and permission.

For planners, venues and organisers

Planning an event for a club, school or charity in Wouldham? Fish and chips is a reliable crowd-pleaser. Tell us about the event and we’ll take it from there.

If your event is in a public place, such as a park or a street, check what permission you need first. The council or landowner will tell you what they need.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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