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Fish and chip van for parties in Wouldham, Medway

Hot, crisp and cooked while you wait: a fish and chip van for your party in Wouldham and the surrounding area.

  • Birthday parties
  • Reunions and family get-togethers
  • Christenings and naming days

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Space, access and the venue

We’ll be honest if a spot won’t work. What matters most:

  • Light near the van and the queue for evening service
  • Confirmation that the van can park there
  • Flat, firm ground for the van

Not sure about the spot? Send us a picture and we will tell you honestly.

From the hatch

  • Pie and chips
  • Haddock and chips
  • Mushy peas
  • Sausage and chips
  • Curry sauce
  • Cod and chips
  • Chips
  • Gravy

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About our party fish and chip van in Wouldham

Birthdays, garden parties, anniversaries and christenings all suit a fish and chip van. Everyone from toddlers to grandparents knows what they’re getting. Whether it’s anniversary celebrations and kids’ birthday parties, we will put together a menu of cod and chips, mushy peas and sausage and chips for your guests.

A country party near Wouldham is perfect for fish and chips: cooked to order and eaten on the lawn. Plan a firm spot in case it rains. Everything we need comes with the van, and we pack up and leave the spot as we found it.

Close-up of sausage and chips with sauce
Where
Wouldham (ME1)
Area hub
Medway
Menu
Cod and haddock, chips, sausages and pies
Sides
Curry sauce, mushy peas and gravy
Quotes
Quoted for your event
Last updated
24 October 2026

Step by step

We get there well before service, park the van and get the fryers going. Guests normally gather round the hatch once service starts. A summer party in Wouldham stays light until about 9:20pm at midsummer, so a garden party can run well into the evening. In late September it is dark by about 7:00pm; add lights for the evening.

  1. Start with three things: the date, the place and a rough headcount.
  2. Show us where the van would go, and we’ll confirm it works.
  3. A week or so before, we confirm timings and numbers.
  4. We park, open the hatch and start frying for your guests.
  5. Once the last portion is out, we pack up and go.

Preparing for the day

  • Clear the route for the van
  • Arrange somewhere dry for the queue
  • Confirm numbers and dietary needs before the day

Getting a price

The more you tell us, the more accurate the quote: the parking spot, access, numbers and serving time. A photo of the spot helps too. To send your details, fill in our quote form.

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Related guides

Planning a party in Wouldham

Wouldham is about 3 miles west of Chatham, in Medway. Wouldham is well within our area, so all we need is your date, a parking spot and a time to serve. We take the van to all 68 towns and villages in Medway, from the larger towns to small villages. Our nearest city page is London, about 26 miles away.

If you had Holborough Marshes in mind, ask the council or landowner first: vans can’t simply park up and serve in a public park. For guests coming by train, the closest railway station is Halling station, roughly 0.6 miles west of the centre.

We cover parties in every part of ME1. Streets in the area include High Street, Oldfield Drive and Meadow Way, and the van can serve a party on any of them with a suitable parking spot. If your venue is just outside Wouldham, we also cover Peters Village (1 mile south), Halling (1 mile west), Scarborough (1 mile south-east), Holborough (1 mile south-west) and North Halling (1 mile north-west). Within a short drive, we also cover Gillingham (5 miles east), Chatham (3 miles east), Rochester (3 miles north-east), Rainham (6 miles east), Strood (3 miles north) and Luton (4 miles east).

Other landmarks nearby include Rochester Castle (3.3 miles north-east) and Pentagon Shopping Centre (3.6 miles north-east). Open spaces near Wouldham include Blue Bell Hill and Burham Down.

  • Schools near Wouldham include The Thomas Aveling School (2.1 miles north-east)
  • Nearby, you will find The Five Bells pub (0.6 miles west)
Map of Wouldham © OpenStreetMap contributors

Perfect for your party in Wouldham

No washing up, no cold buffet to throw away, which makes the morning after much easier.

Whatever the occasion in Wouldham, fish and chips from the hatch goes down well. We are frequently booked for:

  • Kids’ birthday parties
  • Retirement celebrations
  • Get-togethers with old friends
  • Anniversaries and engagement parties

Historic houses near Wouldham include Starkey Castle (0.9 miles north) and Temple Manor (2.9 miles north-east). For most parties, a home or hall is easier than a historic venue with strict vehicle rules.

Before you book anyone

  • When final numbers are due
  • Payment terms and deposit
  • What they can offer for dietary needs
  • The minimum number of meals or minimum spend

How to compare vans

A chip van compared with other options

Buffets are simple but rarely memorable. The van becomes part of the party. If you have a budget in mind, tell us, and we will suggest how to make it work. Keeping the menu short is usually the best value.

Why book our van in Wouldham

  • The queue at the hatch gets people talking
  • A quote that spells everything out
  • Hot food handed straight over
  • Works on wet days as well as sunny ones

See our pricing or our guide to van hire costs.

About the food

Mushy peas

No fish and chips is complete without mushy peas for many people, and they’re on the menu.

Gravy

Chips and gravy is a favourite in the north and the Midlands, and it goes perfectly with a pie.

DIY versus a fish and chip van

Some hosts try a takeaway order. The problem is timing: big orders take a long time, and the food is cooling while it travels. A van cooks in front of your guests instead.

Deep-frying for lots of people at home is risky: hot oil and a busy party are a bad combination. A van is designed for exactly this.

For event organisers in Wouldham

For big groups, the service window matters, so we can plan service to match. Sending people up in groups helps.

Hosting at home? Send a picture of where the van would park, and we will let you know if the van will fit.

What affects the price in Wouldham

The price comes down to a few factors:

  • Parking and the way in
  • Cod, haddock or both
  • The length of service
  • The number of meals

Dates make a difference: summer Saturdays and December Fridays are the busiest days of the year. It is worth asking early.

What we need to know

For a quote, it helps to have:

  • Anything awkward about the way in
  • Any dietary needs and allergies
  • Rough numbers for adults and children
  • The date and time of the event

Send us the date, the address or ME1 postcode and rough numbers, along with your serving time, and you’ll get a clear price. Just use our quote form.

Wouldham: your questions answered

Can you serve after a service at Church of All Saints?

Yes, at a home, hall or venue nearby where the van can park. Churches rarely have space for a catering van, so the food is normally elsewhere. Send us the address.

Is Wouldham too small for a chip van?

No, we come to small places too. Tell us about lanes, gates and the ground.

Can you come to a street party?

Yes, with the council’s permission for the road closure. Mention the van in your application.

How soon do we need to book?

As early as you can, especially for summer weekends and December. Ask about your date even if it is soon.

Can you cook in the rain?

The weather doesn’t stop the van, because the cooking happens inside. Very soft ground can be a problem, so plan a back-up spot on a hard surface.

How do you handle allergies?

Tell us about allergies when you book, and we’ll give you the allergen information.

Can you do something for the children?

Yes. Children usually love sausage and chips. Tell us how many are coming.

How long are you on site?

That depends on your numbers and timings. We agree arrival, serving and finishing times with you before the day.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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