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Christmas party fish and chips in Brands Hill, Slough

We bring a fish and chip van for your Christmas party across Brands Hill and Slough, cooking to order on site.

  • Family Christmas get-togethers
  • Staff Christmas parties
  • Festive gatherings after Christmas

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A chip van near Brands Hill

Christmas catering near Brands Hill

Brands Hill is about 3 miles south-west of West Drayton, in Slough. In and around Brands Hill, the van can serve from a drive, a yard, a car park or a firm field. Brands Hill is one of 31 places in Slough we cover. We serve events right across the region, from Brands Hill to Guildford (16 miles away).

PTA Christmas fairs, for a school such as Colnbrook Church of England Primary School, suit a chip van. If people are coming by rail, the closest railway station is Sunnymeads station, roughly 1.1 miles south-west of the centre.

Christmas parties anywhere in SL3 start with a parking spot for the van. For Christmas parties just outside Brands Hill, we cover Horton (1 mile south), Colnbrook (1 mile east), Poyle (1 mile east), Sunnymeads (1 mile south-west) and Ditton (1 mile north-west). Further out, we also take the van to Slough (4 miles north-west), Cippenham (5 miles north-west), Chalvey (4 miles north-west), Britwell (5 miles north-west), Upton (3 miles north-west) and Burnham (6 miles north-west).

Well-known places in the area include Windsor Castle (2.8 miles west) and Museum of Eton Life (3.1 miles west). Within reach you will find Uxbridge Moor and Staines Reservoirs.

  • Nearby schools include Langley Grammar School (1.4 miles north)
  • Pubs nearby include The Crown Public House And Attached Barn (0.5 miles south)
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Christmas party fish and chips for your Christmas party in Brands Hill

The cooking is inside the van, so the weather does not stop service. For festive gatherings after Christmas and depot Christmas treats, we can cook curry sauce, mushy peas and cod and chips and more.

In winter near Brands Hill, we need firm ground and light. The fryers are in the van, so the cooking happens right there at your Christmas party, and the food reaches them hot and crisp.

A Christmas table setting with lights and greenery
Where
Brands Hill (SL3)
County
Slough
Menu
Fish and chips, sausages, pies
On the side
Gravy, mushy peas, curry sauce
Quotes
Contact us for a quote
Page updated
24 October 2026

About the food

Haddock and chips

Haddock is a little sweeter than cod, with a finer, firmer flake. In the north and in Scotland, haddock is the classic.

Mushy peas

Proper mushy peas start with dried marrowfat peas. They’re the side most people expect.

Questions from Brands Hill

How far is Brands Hill from London?

Roughly 19 miles from the centre of London, and well within our area.

Can the van park in Arthur Jacob Nature Reserve?

Only if the landowner, typically the council, allows it. Check with them first.

Can the van park on the street?

It depends on the road. Off-road parking is typically simpler; if it has to be the street, check with the council.

How do you handle allergies?

Tell us about allergies when you book, and we will give you the allergen information.

What does the van need?

Level, firm ground the van can reach, close to where people will eat, with room for a queue at the hatch. Tell us about gates, lanes and soft ground.

How much does a fish and chip van for your Christmas party cost in Brands Hill?

Every booking is quoted individually, so the price fits what you need. Tell us your date and rough numbers for a clear quote.

What areas do you cover?

We cover London and the South East, including Slough. Find your area.

How long are you on site?

We get there in good time to set up. We’ll agree arrival and serving times with you so food is ready when you want it.

Takeaway run or book a van?

Frying for a crowd at home is not a good idea: hot oil and a busy party are a bad combination. Leave the frying to a van built for it.

Some hosts try a takeaway order. Large orders are slow, and the food cools in the bags. A van solves that by cooking on site.

The process

The van turns up at the agreed time, pulls onto the spot you’ve chosen. When the fryers are up to heat, service starts at the time you asked for. An afternoon Christmas party in Brands Hill can start in daylight and finish in the dark, with sunset about 3:55pm, so put the van where there’s good light.

  1. Tell us what you are planning and when you’d like to eat.
  2. We come back with availability and a clear price.
  3. The van’s spot is fixed in advance, and how it gets in.
  4. On the day, everything is cooked to order, so nothing sits in a hot cabinet.
  5. We leave the spot as we found it.

Getting ready for the day

  • Have a level parking spot ready
  • Give us your final numbers and allergies
  • Give us a contact for the day

Getting a price

Planning a fish and chip van for your Christmas party in Brands Hill? Send us the details and we will reply with a clear price. To get in touch, use our quote form.

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Related guides

Events we cater in Brands Hill

It is relaxed and fun.

In Brands Hill and nearby, the van turns up at all sorts of events. Popular bookings include:

  • Lights switch-on events
  • Work Christmas parties
  • Depot Christmas treats
  • PTA Christmas events

If a church like Church of St Michael is running a Christmas fair, a chip van is a welcome sight on a cold evening.

What your quote should include

  • Travel, tolls and road charges
  • Exactly what’s included in the price
  • The van’s size and access needs
  • Whether VAT is included

15 questions to ask before booking

Before you choose a spot

A good parking spot makes the whole thing easier. We look for:

  • A lit spot if service runs after dark
  • Somewhere close to where people will eat
  • A level hardstanding, drive or firm lawn

If you’re unsure, send a picture of the space and the way in, and we will say what we think before you book.

Popular choices

  • Haddock and chips
  • Sausage and chips
  • Mushy peas
  • Curry sauce
  • Pie and chips
  • Gravy
  • Cod and chips

See the full menu

What a fish and chip van costs

Every booking is priced individually, based on a few main things:

  • How far we travel
  • Service time
  • The menu and how many choices
  • How many people are eating

Most vans have a minimum charge, since getting the van there costs the same however many eat. We will tell you up front.

What to tell us

You don’t need everything decided to ask for a quote, but it helps to know:

  • Any dietary needs and allergies
  • The spot you have in mind for the van
  • A photo of the space and the way in
  • Rough numbers for adults and children

Every booking is quoted individually, based on your numbers, timings and travel. To ask for one, use our quote form.

Why choose a fish and chip van in Brands Hill?

A hog roast is popular at Christmas, but it’s pork only. A van offers fish, sausages and pies. Distance and any road charges make a difference, so it helps to give us the postcode.

Why book our van in Brands Hill

  • Something for guests to gather round
  • No kitchen, no crockery, no washing up
  • Rain doesn’t stop the fryers
  • Hot food handed straight over

See our prices page and our guide to van hire costs.

Planners, venues and businesses

If you run the same event each year, tell us your dates early, so we can plan ahead.

Venues frequently have their own rules about outside caterers and vehicles: parking spots, arrival times and documents. Tell us what your venue needs and we will confirm what we can provide.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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