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Christmas Party Fish and Chips for Colnbrook events

Fried to order and served hot: a fish and chip van for your Christmas party in Colnbrook and across Slough.

  • Christmas fairs and lights switch-ons
  • End-of-year club parties
  • Family Christmas get-togethers

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Fresh fish and chips in Colnbrook

Where the van can park in Colnbrook

No two venues are the same, so we ask about the spot and the way in before we confirm. Generally, we look for:

  • The site’s agreement to a catering van
  • Lighting nearby for evening events
  • A route in without tight gates or low branches

Not sure about the spot? Send us a picture and we’ll tell you honestly before booking.

Popular choices

  • Gravy
  • Sausage and chips
  • Pie and chips
  • Haddock and chips
  • Cod and chips
  • Curry sauce
  • Mushy peas

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About our Christmas party fish and chips in Colnbrook

The van parks outside and serves hot food, without anyone leaving site. Whether it is school and PTA Christmas fairs and christmas fairs and lights switch-ons, we can cook mushy peas, curry sauce and haddock and chips.

For a Christmas party near Colnbrook, firm, lit ground near the house or hall is key. We bring the van and everything we need to cook, and we leave the pitch tidy when we go.

Where
Colnbrook (SL3)
Area hub
Slough
From the fryer
Cod and haddock, chips, sausages and pies
On the side
Gravy, mushy peas, curry sauce
Price
Contact us for a quote
Page updated
24 October 2026
Golden fish and chips served with curry sauce

A fish and chip van or other catering?

For something other than turkey, a fish and chip van is a great choice in Colnbrook. The price depends on numbers, the menu and how long we serve, plus travel and access. Every booking gets its own quote.

Why book with us

  • We cook inside the van, whatever the weather
  • Hot food handed straight over
  • We cover Colnbrook and the whole of Slough
  • No kitchen, no crockery, no washing up

Take a look at how we price and what a fish and chip van costs.

Your questions about a fish and chip van for your Christmas party in Colnbrook

How far is Colnbrook from London?

Roughly 19 miles from the centre of London, and we cover it as standard.

Could you trade in Arthur Jacob Nature Reserve?

Only with permission from the park’s owner, generally the council. Ask them first.

What do we need to supply?

Let us know about power and water at the site in your enquiry, and we will say what we need.

Is there a non-fish option?

There is: sausages and pies, with chips. Tell us roughly how many to expect.

Can you cater for allergies?

Yes, we can tell you which allergens are in each item. Fish and gluten are the main ones in battered fish. Send us any allergies in writing.

Will the weather be a problem?

The fryers are inside the van, so we carry on. Plan a short, lit route from the door to the hatch.

What can guests choose from?

Proper fish and chips, with sausages and pies for anyone who does not want fish. Mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy go on the side.

Can the van come to Colnbrook?

Yes. We take the van across London and the South East, and Colnbrook is within our area and the rest of Slough. To check your date, send us your details through our quote form.

Events we cater in Colnbrook

It suits shift teams who can’t all go out together.

We can help if you are planning any of the following:

  • Festive open days
  • Lights switch-on events
  • Christmas lunches for shift teams
  • Christmas family parties

Christmas fairs at a church such as Church of St Thomas can book the van as a hot-food stall.

Comparing caterers

  • Travel, tolls and road charges
  • If the price includes VAT
  • When payment is due
  • What the price includes, item by item

How to compare vans

For planners, venues and organisers

If you’re planning an event on someone’s behalf, whether you are a planner, a facilities manager or an organiser, we are happy to deal with you and the venue directly. It saves passing messages back and forth.

Organising a club, school or community event in Colnbrook? A fish and chip van draws people in and almost everyone likes it. Give us the details and we’ll suggest how it could work.

Planning a Christmas party in Colnbrook

Colnbrook is about 4 miles north of Staines-upon-Thames, in Slough. Across the SL3 area, we’ll come to your venue, home or workplace. Colnbrook is one of 31 towns and villages in Slough where we bring the van. We serve events right across the region, from Colnbrook to Guildford (16 miles away).

If people are coming by rail, Sunnymeads station is about 1.7 miles away. If you’re organising a Christmas fair for a school like Colnbrook Church of England Primary School, hot fish and chips goes down well.

Anywhere in SL3, we can fry fresh for your guests. Your Christmas party could be at a house on High Street, Rayners Close and Drift Way, as long as there’s somewhere for the van. If your venue is just outside Colnbrook, we also cover Poyle (1 mile south-east), Brands Hill (1 mile west), Horton (1 mile south-west), Stanwell Moor (2 miles south-east) and Ditton (2 miles west). We also serve nearby towns such as Slough (4 miles north-west), Cippenham (5 miles north-west), Chalvey (4 miles north-west), Britwell (5 miles north-west), Upton (3 miles north-west) and Burnham (7 miles north-west).

A little further out are Windsor Castle (3.4 miles west) and Upton Hospital (3.2 miles north-west). Green spaces nearby include Uxbridge Moor and Staines Reservoirs.

  • Schools near Colnbrook include Langley Grammar School (1.6 miles north-west)
  • Local pubs include The Red Lion Public House (under half a mile north-west)
Map of Colnbrook © OpenStreetMap contributors

Planning for dietary needs

Most events have a few guests with dietary needs. To plan for them:

  • Book as early as possible for December
  • Send allergies to us in writing
  • Arrange something for anyone with needs we can’t meet
  • Collect allergies in advance

Serving early, before the drinks flow, is often wise.

A bit of festive music by the van helps.

The menu, dish by dish

Curry sauce

The chip shop’s own curry sauce is mild and a little sweet, great with chips and sausages.

Sausage and chips

Sausage and chips is the go-to for anyone who is not a fish fan, especially with curry sauce.

Should I sort the food myself?

Weighing up a takeaway order against booking a van? Consider your numbers and how fresh you want it. We’re happy to send a quote so you can compare.

Deep-frying for lots of people at home is risky: big pans of hot oil, children and garden parties don’t mix. Leave the frying to a van built for it.

The process

Nothing is cooked before it is needed. Fish is battered and fried when people come up to the hatch, which is why it tastes like it does at the seaside. Sunset in Colnbrook in late December is about 3:55pm, so plan lighting for any party after mid-afternoon. Lunchtime is the brightest slot in December.

  1. We start with a few details about your Christmas party.
  2. You get an availability check and a clear quote.
  3. Timings and the van’s spot are agreed in advance.
  4. We cook to order on the day for your guests.
  5. We serve from the hatch, then leave the pitch tidy.

How to prepare

  • Plan where the queue will stand
  • Tell us when you want to eat
  • Confirm numbers and dietary needs before the day

Get a quote

Thinking about a fish and chip van for your Christmas party for your Christmas party in Colnbrook? Send us the details and we’ll come back with a quote. Just send us your details through our quote form.

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Planning help

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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