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Christmas Party Fish and Chips for Kew events
Hot, crisp and cooked while you wait: a fish and chip van for your Christmas party in Kew and the surrounding area.
- Depot Christmas treats
- End-of-year customer events
- PTA Christmas events
A chip van near Kew
Who books Christmas party fish and chips in Kew?
It is relaxed and fun, and people talk about it.
Here are some of the occasions we serve:
- Boxing Day and New Year gatherings
- Christmas markets and fairs
- Festive family gatherings
- Festive open days
If people are coming by rail, the closest railway station is Chiswick station, roughly 0.5 miles south-east of the centre.
What your quote should include
- How allergens are handled
- Whether there’s a minimum
- A clear list of what’s included
- The van’s size and access needs
How our Christmas party fish and chips works in Kew
The cooking is inside the van, so rain and cold do not stop us. Popular choices include gravy, cod and chips and curry sauce, and we’re regularly asked to cater christmas markets and fairs and end-of-year customer events.
Around Kew, a Christmas booking needs a lit, off-road spot. In London, access needs planning. The fryers are in the van, so the cooking happens right there at your Christmas party, and the food reaches them hot and crisp.
- Location
- Kew (W4, TW9, TW8)
- Area hub
- Greater London
- On the menu
- Cod, haddock, chips, sausages, pies
- Sides
- Mushy peas, curry sauce, gravy
- Price
- Quoted for your event
- Updated
- 24 October 2026
Diets, allergies and planning
With a bit of planning, dietary needs are easier to handle. Here are a few tips:
- Let us know about coeliac disease
- Send allergies to us in writing
- Ask about your date in the autumn, or earlier
- Check the van can park on site
Plan cover for the queue.
Paper hats and crackers on the tables add to the fun.
What the van needs
No two venues are the same, so we will ask about yours before we confirm. In general, we need:
- A level hardstanding, drive or firm lawn
- A spot near your guests
- Light near the van and the queue for evening service
Kew is in London, within the Ultra Low Emission Zone, and parking can be tight: tell us about driveways, yards, car parks or a council parking suspension.
If you’re unsure, send a photo of the space and the way in, and we will say what we think.
From the hatch
- Mushy peas
- Gravy
- Haddock and chips
- Cod and chips
- Sausage and chips
- Pie and chips
- Curry sauce
Kew: your questions answered
What about parking in Kew?
London parking needs planning: let us know about off-street space or permits. We’ll work around it.
Could you trade in Kew Green?
Only with permission from the park’s owner, generally the council. Ask them first, and tell us what they say.
When do you arrive?
We arrive well before service to park and heat the fryers. We will agree arrival and serving times with you.
Do you have allergen information?
Yes, we can tell you which allergens are in each item. Battered fish contains fish and, in standard batter, gluten. Tell us about allergies in advance.
What does it cost to hire the van?
It depends on numbers, the menu, how long we serve and travel. Send us the details for a quote.
Do you do anything other than fish?
Yes: sausage and chips or pie and chips. Tell us roughly how many to expect.
Do you clear up afterwards?
We pack up and leave the pitch tidy when service is finished. Tell us where bins can go for people’s paper and trays.
What areas do you cover?
We take the van across London and the South East, Greater London included. Find your area.
About the food
Curry sauce
Curry sauce divides opinion, so we bring it along.
Gravy
Chips and gravy is a favourite in the north and the Midlands, and it goes perfectly with a pie.
What affects the price in Kew
The price comes down to a few factors:
- How easy the site is to reach
- Any minimum charge
- Your choice of menu
- The day of the week
A chip van often compares well with a plated meal, because it needs no kitchen and no crockery hire. We will send you a quote.
Getting an accurate quote
These details help us quote quickly:
- Roughly how many people, including children
- The spot you have in mind for the van
- A photo of the parking spot
- How to get in: gates, lanes and ground
Tell us your date, venue or postcode and roughly how many people, along with your serving time, and we’ll reply with a quote. Just fill in our quote form.
Towns and villages near Kew
Also in Kew
For planners, venues and organisers
Planners and coordinators can contact us directly, and we’ll keep everyone informed on the day.
Planning an event for a club, school or charity in Kew? Fish and chips is a reliable crowd-pleaser. Give us the details and we’ll suggest how it could work.
Should I sort the food myself?
Deep-frying for lots of people at home is risky: hot oil and a busy party are a bad combination. A van is designed for exactly this.
A DIY buffet works for small groups. For larger numbers, or when you want hot food, a van takes the pressure off, and nobody has to miss the Christmas party.
Christmas catering near Kew
Kew is about 2 miles south of Acton, in Greater London. Give us the address of your Christmas party in Kew, and we will plan access and set-up. We cover all 764 towns and villages across Greater London, from the larger towns to small villages. We serve events right across the region, from Kew to London (about 8 miles away).
Kew is on or near the A3000, so we can reach it easily in winter. A Christmas fair at St Paul's Church is just the kind of event a chip van suits.
Wherever your Christmas party is in W4, TW9 and TW8, we can bring the van to you, from busy streets to quiet lanes. That could mean a Christmas party at a home on Kew Road, Maze Road and Kent Road or the roads around them, as long as there’s somewhere for the van. Main roads around Kew include the A3000, which makes travel to your Christmas party easy. Neighbouring places where we serve Christmas parties include Strand-on-the-Green (1 mile north), Grove Park (1 mile east), North Sheen (1 mile south), Gunnersbury (1 mile north) and Turnham Green (1 mile east). Further out, we also take the van to London (8 miles east), City of Westminster (6 miles east), Marylebone (6 miles north-east), Kensington (3 miles east), St Pancras (7 miles north-east) and Shoreditch (9 miles east).
Nearby you’ll also find Municipal Borough of Acton (1.6 miles north) and Livat Hammersmith (2.2 miles east). Open spaces near Kew include Kew Gardens Lake and Duke's Hollow.
- Schools near Kew include Kew College Prep (under half a mile south-west) and Chiswick School (0.8 miles east)
- Nearby, you will find Bull's Head pub (under half a mile north)
- Local facilities include Library for Iranian Studies (1.6 miles north)
Step by step
We need a level, firm place to park the van, near your guests, and we agree exactly where before the day. By about 3:55pm in late December, it is dark in Kew; choose a lit spot near the door for the van, and keep the walk short.
- First, tell us about your Christmas party.
- We check the date and where the van will park, then send a quote.
- Timings and the van’s spot are agreed in advance.
- On the day, we park up and fry fresh for your guests.
- We serve from the hatch, then leave the pitch tidy.
Preparing for the day
- Keep space clear for guests at the hatch
- Share the timings for the day
- Confirm the van is allowed on site
How to get a price
Each quote is put together for your Christmas party. Start with your date, and we will check availability right away.
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- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch