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Christmas party fish and chips in Turnham Green, Greater London

Treat your guests to fresh fish and chips at your Christmas party in Turnham Green. We park up, heat the fryers and cook to order, so every portion goes out hot.

  • Christmas socials for clubs
  • Festive gatherings after Christmas
  • Family Christmas get-togethers

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A chip van near Turnham Green

Christmas party fish and chips in Turnham Green, cooked to order

Fish and chips is food everyone enjoys, which makes it a safe choice for a mixed team. Popular choices include gravy, haddock and chips and mushy peas, and typical bookings are for warehouse and depot Christmas lunches and christmas fairs and lights switch-ons.

For Christmas parties in Turnham Green, the van needs a lit spot off the road, such as a car park, yard or drive. Plan parking and access early. Every portion is cooked to order on the day, never cooked in advance and left in a hot cabinet, and handed over as soon as it’s ready.

Trees wrapped in Christmas lights over a busy square
Where
Turnham Green (W4, SW13, W6)
Area hub
Greater London
Menu
Fish and chips, sausages, pies
On the side
Mushy peas, curry sauce, gravy
Quote
Ask us for a quote
Updated
24 October 2026

Christmas parties in Turnham Green: local tips

Turnham Green is about 2 miles south of Acton, in Greater London. We park up at homes, halls, workplaces and venues in Turnham Green and the surrounding area. We take the van to all 764 towns and villages in Greater London. We serve events right across the region, from Turnham Green to London (7 miles away).

Christmas fairs at a church such as St. Nicholas Church can book the van as a hot-food stall. If people are coming by rail, Chiswick station, about 0.7 miles south-west, is the nearest station.

We take the van to Christmas parties all over W4, SW13 and W6 and the streets around it. Whether your Christmas party is on Duke Road, Short Road and Binns Road or a nearby road, we can park up and fry there. Nearby, we also serve Christmas parties in Old Chiswick (1 mile east), Chiswick (1 mile north), Grove Park (1 mile south-west), Barnes (1 mile south-east) and Kew (1 mile west). We also serve nearby towns such as London (7 miles east), City of Westminster (5 miles north-east), Marylebone (5 miles north-east), St Pancras (6 miles north-east), Shoreditch (8 miles east) and Walthamstow (12 miles north-east).

Nearby you’ll also find Kurdish Museum Library and Archive (0.9 miles north-east) and Barnes Hospital (1.3 miles south). The countryside around Turnham Green includes Campden Hill and Duke's Hollow.

  • Schools near Turnham Green include Chiswick School (under half a mile south-west) and The Swedish School (less than half a mile east)
  • Local pubs include George and Devonshire pub (less than half a mile east)
  • Local facilities include Polish Library POSK in London (0.9 miles north-east) and Municipal Borough of Acton (1.5 miles north)
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What happens on the day

Because we cook inside the van, rain doesn’t stop us. Guests will still appreciate a bit of cover near the hatch. An afternoon Christmas party in Turnham Green can start in daylight and finish in the dark, with sunset about 3:55pm, so put the van where there’s good light.

  1. First, tell us about your Christmas party.
  2. We check the date and where the van will park, then send a quote.
  3. Timings and the van’s spot are agreed in advance.
  4. On the day, we park up and fry fresh for your guests.
  5. Everything goes out hot from the hatch, and we pack up afterwards.

Before we arrive

  • Have a level parking spot ready
  • Leave room in front of the hatch for a queue
  • Tell us when you want to eat

Getting a price

We only need a few details to quote: the date, where the van would park, roughly how many people and when you’d like to eat. You can fill in our quote form.

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Organising for someone else?

If you run the same event each year, tell us your dates early, so we can plan ahead.

Venues frequently have their own rules about outside caterers and vehicles: where a van can park, access times and the paperwork they want. Send us your venue’s requirements and we’ll confirm what we can provide.

Why fried-to-order beats a buffet

For something other than turkey, a fish and chip van is a great choice in Turnham Green. The price depends on numbers, the menu and how long we serve, plus travel and access. We quote for each booking individually.

What you get with us

  • No kitchen needed
  • Classic food your guests already know
  • Works on wet days as well as sunny ones
  • The queue at the hatch gets people talking

Take a look at our pricing or our guide to van hire costs.

What affects the price in Turnham Green

There are no hidden charges: the price is based on:

  • Access and parking
  • Service time
  • The day of the week
  • The number of meals

Distance and any road charges make a difference, so it helps to give us the postcode.

What we need to know

You do not need everything decided to ask for a quote, but these help:

  • Anything awkward about the way in
  • A picture of the parking spot
  • Roughly how many people, including children
  • Where the event is

Getting a quote is simple: share your date, address, rough numbers and when you’d like to eat. We’ll send a clear quote that says what’s included.

Looking after everyone

Dietary needs are easiest to plan with some notice. Our advice:

  • Ask about your date in the autumn, or earlier
  • Choose a lit spot for the van
  • Ask about allergies on the party invitation
  • Think about a gazebo or covered doorway

Park the van close to the door.

Fairy lights around the van make it part of the decorations.

Perfect for your Christmas party in Turnham Green

By December, many people have had several Christmas dinners, so fish and chips is a welcome change.

A fish and chip van suits almost any gathering. In Turnham Green, people book us for occasions like:

  • Christmas customer days
  • Work Christmas parties
  • Christmas family parties
  • PTA Christmas events

PTA Christmas fairs, for a school such as The William Hogarth Primary School, suit a chip van.

Questions to ask before you book

  • Any travel, parking or access charges
  • The service time, and the cost of running over
  • How much space the van takes up
  • Payment terms and deposit

Our booking checklist

Should I sort the food myself?

Collecting fish and chips for a crowd yourself is possible, but it is hard work. Long waits and a drive home mean food arrives lukewarm and soggy. With a van, it’s fried on the spot.

Doing the food yourself saves money, but the host ends up running around. With a fish and chip van, you get hot food without the work.

Turnham Green: your questions answered

Is parking a problem for the van in Turnham Green?

London parking needs planning: let us know about off-street space or permits. We’ll work around it.

Could you trade in Dukes Meadows?

Only if the landowner, typically the council, allows it. Ask them first, and tell us what they say.

Is everything cooked fresh?

Yes. Everything is fried fresh in the van, then handed over hot from the hatch.

Can you come to our office Christmas party?

Yes, if there is a suitable spot for the van and the site allows it.

What if we only have street parking?

Only in a legal space, or with the council’s permission. Check with your council first.

Can you serve in the cold?

The fryers are inside the van, so we carry on. Keep the van close to the door.

What’s on the menu?

Chip-shop favourites: cod, haddock, chips, sausages and pies, with mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy. See the menu.

Can you cater for allergies?

We provide allergen information for everything we serve. Battered fish contains fish and, in standard batter, gluten. Tell us about allergies in advance.

Planning the van’s spot

A fish and chip van is a vehicle, so the spot matters, so a few things need checking. These are the things we check:

  • Flat, firm ground for the van
  • A route in without tight gates or low branches
  • Space for people to queue at the hatch

As a London location, Turnham Green is inside the Ultra Low Emission Zone, and parking takes planning: let us know about off-street space or permits.

Not sure about the spot? Send us a photo and we will tell you honestly.

From the hatch

  • Sausage and chips
  • Cod and chips
  • Mushy peas
  • Gravy
  • Haddock and chips
  • Pie and chips
  • Curry sauce

See the full menu

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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