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Christmas Party Fish and Chips for Longfield Hill events

From the first sizzle in the fryer to the last chip, a fish and chip van for your Christmas party turns food into part of your Christmas party in Longfield Hill.

  • Christmas fairs and lights switch-ons
  • Festive gatherings after Christmas
  • Warehouse and depot Christmas lunches

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Fresh fish and chips in Longfield Hill

About our Christmas party fish and chips in Longfield Hill

December dates book up early, so it pays to ask early. Typical bookings include christmas customer days and christmas socials for clubs, with gravy, sausage and chips and haddock and chips.

Near Longfield Hill, country lanes are dark in winter, so tell us about the route and lighting at the spot. Every portion is cooked to order on the day, not cooked earlier and kept warm, and served the moment it comes out of the fryer.

Area
Longfield Hill (DA3)
Area hub
Kent
From the fryer
Cod, haddock, chips, sausages, pies
Sides
Curry sauce, mushy peas and gravy
Quote
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Page updated
24 October 2026
A long table set for a festive meal under hanging lights

Questions from Longfield Hill

Do you come to venues in the Kent Downs National Landscape?

Yes, though some venues in protected landscapes have extra rules for vehicles; ask your venue. We’ll work to whatever the site needs.

Could you trade in Rectory Meadow?

Only if the landowner, normally the council, allows it. Check with them first, and tell us what they say.

What does it cost to hire the van?

It depends on numbers, the menu, how long we serve and travel. Tell us about your Christmas party and we’ll send a quote.

Can coeliacs eat the battered fish?

Our battered fish contains gluten, because standard batter uses wheat flour. Tell us about coeliac guests when you enquire, and we’ll tell you honestly what we can offer.

Can you go on a lawn or field?

It depends on the ground. Tell us about it when you enquire, and we’ll advise.

How long does set-up take?

It depends on numbers and the service time. We confirm all the timings beforehand.

What if we only have street parking?

Only where it’s legal to park, or with a council parking suspension or road closure. Ask your council early.

What areas do you cover?

We cover London and the South East, Kent included. See all areas.

Takeaway run or book a van?

Deep-frying for lots of people at home is risky: hot oil and a busy party are a bad combination. A van is designed for exactly this.

Not sure whether to order in or book a van? Think about numbers, timing and how hot you want the food. We’re happy to send a quote so you can compare.

How it works

Nothing gathers a crowd like the smell of fish and chips. Fish goes into the batter and straight into the fryer, with chips cooked in batches as the queue moves. Sunset in Longfield Hill in late December is about 3:50pm, so even a late-afternoon Christmas party needs lighting by the van and the queue. Lunchtime is the brightest slot in December.

  1. Send us your date, numbers and address.
  2. We check access for the van and quote.
  3. We arrive in good time to set up.
  4. Fish goes into the batter and straight into the fryer, to order.
  5. We serve hot from the hatch and pack up when we are done.

Before we arrive

  • Name one person we can call on the day
  • Tell us when you want to eat
  • Have a level parking spot ready

Ask for a quote

Send us the date, the address or DA3 postcode and rough numbers, along with your serving time, and we’ll reply with a quote. Just use our quote form.

Tell us about your event

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What the van needs

Plenty of places work for the van, but there are a few things to check:

  • A lit spot if service runs after dark
  • A route in without tight gates or low branches
  • Space for people to queue at the hatch

If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we will advise before booking.

On the menu in Longfield Hill

  • Pie and chips
  • Mushy peas
  • Curry sauce
  • Haddock and chips
  • Cod and chips
  • Gravy
  • Sausage and chips

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What comes out of the fryer

Mushy peas

Mushy peas are a must for plenty of fish and chip fans, and they’re on the menu.

Cod and chips

Cod is the classic: mild, white and flaky, and it is the favourite in much of the south. It’s battered and fried to order.

Looking after everyone

Dietary needs are easiest to plan with some notice. Our advice:

  • Tell facilities or the venue about the van
  • Keep the queue dry
  • Collect allergies in advance
  • Let us know about coeliac disease

When service is finished, we pack up and leave you to the party.

Crackers on the tables finish it off.

A fish and chip van or other catering?

For something other than turkey, a chip van is hard to beat. Distance and any road charges make a difference, so it helps to give us the postcode.

Why book with us

  • Something for guests to gather round
  • We cover Longfield Hill and the whole of Kent
  • No surprises in your quote
  • A menu almost everyone likes

Take a look at our prices page or our guide to van hire costs.

What a fish and chip van costs

Two events with the same numbers can cost different amounts, depending on:

  • Numbers
  • How long we serve
  • The date and time of year
  • Access and parking

Cost depends on numbers, menu and service time, along with distance and access to the site. Every booking gets its own quote.

Details that help

To speed things up, tell us:

  • A photo of the parking spot
  • The date and time of the event
  • The address or venue name
  • Where you’d like the van to go

Every booking is quoted individually, based on your numbers, timings and travel. To ask for one, use our quote form.

Perfect for your Christmas party in Longfield Hill

It is hot food on a cold day.

A fish and chip van suits almost any gathering. In Longfield Hill, people book us for events such as:

  • Staff Christmas parties
  • PTA Christmas events
  • Christmas family parties
  • End-of-year club parties

If you’re organising a Christmas fair for a school like Istead Rise Primary School, hot fish and chips goes down well.

Before you book anyone

  • The deposit and payment dates
  • Travel, tolls and road charges
  • The van’s size and access needs
  • When final numbers are due

How to compare vans

Christmas parties in Longfield Hill: local tips

Longfield Hill is about 3 miles south of Northfleet, in Kent. Across the DA3 area, we will come to your venue, home or workplace. Longfield Hill is one of 922 towns and villages in Kent where we bring the van. Our nearest city page is London, about 20 miles away.

For colleagues travelling by train, Meopham station is about 1 mile away. Christmas fairs at a church such as Church of St Mildred can book the van as a hot-food stall. The Kent Downs National Landscape is within about 8 miles of Longfield Hill, where winter lanes can be dark and narrow, so tell us about the route.

We take the van to Christmas parties all over the DA3 postcode area and the streets around it. That could mean a Christmas party at a home on Main Road, Nurstead Lane and Ryecroft or the roads around them, wherever the van can park. Neighbouring places where we serve Christmas parties include New Barn (1 mile north-west), Hartley (1 mile west), Nash Street (1 mile north-east), Meopham (1 mile south-east) and Longfield (1 mile north-west). Within a short drive, we also cover Maidstone (12 miles south-east), Dartford (6 miles north-west), Sevenoaks (10 miles south-west), Gravesend (4 miles north-east), Tonbridge (13 miles south) and Northfleet (3 miles north).

Nearby you’ll also find Stone Castle (4.5 miles north-west) and Gravesham Community Hospital (4 miles north). Open spaces near Longfield Hill include Sawyers Lake.

  • Schools near Longfield Hill include Longfield Academy (1.3 miles north-west)
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  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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