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Christmas party fish and chips in Meopham, Kent

We bring a fish and chip van for your Christmas party to Meopham and nearby, cooking to order on site and serving from the hatch.

  • Lights switch-on events
  • School and PTA Christmas fairs
  • Work Christmas parties

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Christmas party fish and chips in Meopham, cooked to order

Christmas fairs and lights switch-ons suit a chip van too, with hot food for visitors in the cold. Popular choices include sausage and chips, haddock and chips and cod and chips, and we’re frequently booked for lights switch-on events and office Christmas parties.

For a Christmas get-together near Meopham, a chip van on the drive is a treat on a dark December evening. We plan the timings around your day, whether that’s a first dance, a lunch break or a service time.

Where
Meopham (DA13)
Region
Kent
On the menu
Cod and haddock, chips, sausages and pies
Extras
Gravy, mushy peas, curry sauce
Quotes
Contact us for a quote
Page updated
24 October 2026
A Christmas table setting with lights and greenery

Planning the van’s spot

A fish and chip van is a vehicle, so the spot matters, so a few things need checking. These are the things we check:

  • A route in without tight gates or low branches
  • Room in front of the hatch for a queue
  • Flat, firm ground for the van

If you’re unsure, send a photo of the space and the way in, and we will say what we think.

What we serve

  • Sausage and chips
  • Curry sauce
  • Haddock and chips
  • Pie and chips
  • Gravy
  • Mushy peas
  • Cod and chips

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Meopham in December: what to know

Meopham is about 4 miles south of Gravesend, in Kent. People in Meopham book us for all sorts of reasons, but the plan is always the same: a level spot for the van, a time to eat and food fried to order. We take the van to all 922 towns and villages across Kent. We serve events right across the region, from Meopham to London (about 21 miles away).

If people are coming by rail, the closest railway station is Meopham station, roughly 0.5 miles north of the centre. Christmas fairs at a church such as Parish Church of St John the Baptist can book the van as a hot-food stall.

Here we cover the DA13 postcode area, and we can serve your Christmas party anywhere in it. Your Christmas party could be at a house on Station Road, The Russets and The Pippins, wherever the van can park. We also bring the van to Christmas parties in Foxendown (1 mile south-east), Sole Street (1 mile north-east), Round Street (1 mile north-east), Gold Street (1 mile north-east) and Nash Street (1 mile north). We also serve nearby towns such as Maidstone (11 miles south-east), Dartford (7 miles north-west), Sevenoaks (10 miles south-west), Gravesend (4 miles north), Tonbridge (13 miles south) and Northfleet (4 miles north).

Nearby you’ll also find Gravesham Community Hospital (4.4 miles north). Within reach you will find Sawyers Lake and Gad's Hill.

  • Schools near Meopham include Meopham School (0.8 miles south)
  • Local pubs include The Railway Inn (0.9 miles east)
Map of Meopham © OpenStreetMap contributors

Allergies and dietary needs

Most events have a few guests with dietary needs. To look after them:

  • Collect allergies in advance
  • Plan an alternative for anyone we cannot cater for
  • Plan lighting near the hatch
  • December Fridays go first: book early

Send people out in groups in the cold.

Crackers on the tables finish it off.

Events we cater in Meopham

Few things beat hot fish and chips in December.

In Meopham and nearby, the van turns up at all sorts of events. Some of the most common are:

  • Club and society Christmas socials
  • Festive open days
  • Festive family gatherings
  • Lights switch-on events

A winter fair at a school like Meopham Community Academy gets dark early, so hot food from a van is popular.

What your quote should include

  • What they can offer for dietary needs
  • When final numbers are due
  • Whether there’s a minimum
  • The cancellation terms

Choosing a fish and chip van

Why fried-to-order beats a buffet

For a Christmas party that feels a bit different, a fish and chip van is a great choice in Meopham. Comparing vans? Look at what each quote includes: hours, menu, travel, minimum charge and VAT. We set ours out clearly.

Why us?

  • Something for guests to gather round
  • Quick service from the hatch
  • Fish and chips fried fresh on site
  • A menu almost everyone likes

Take a look at our pricing or the cost guide.

The process

There’s very little for you to do on the day: show us the spot, tell us when to start, and enjoy your Christmas party. The frying and serving are down to us. Sunset in Meopham in late December is about 3:50pm, so plan lighting for any party after mid-afternoon. A lunchtime party is the only one served in good daylight.

  1. Send us your date, numbers and address.
  2. We check access for the van and quote.
  3. We arrive in good time to set up.
  4. Fish goes into the batter and straight into the fryer, to order.
  5. Service is straight from the hatch, then we pack up.

How to prepare

  • Confirm numbers and dietary needs before the day
  • Choose a level, firm spot for the van
  • Share the timings for the day

Getting a price

Most quotes start with a few simple details: the date, where the van would park, roughly how many people and when you’d like to eat. You can send us your details through our quote form.

Tell us about your event

Related guides

Can’t we just order from the chip shop?

Not sure whether to order in or book a van? Think about numbers, timing and how hot you want the food. Ask us for a quote and compare.

Ordering from a local shop? Call ahead and collect at the last minute. For anything more than a handful of people, a van is generally the easier option.

How we price a fish and chip van for your Christmas party

Your quote will be clear. What affects it most:

  • How easy the site is to reach
  • The minimum booking
  • The date and time of year
  • Service time

Distance and any road charges make a difference, so it helps to give us the postcode.

Getting an accurate quote

You don’t need every detail fixed to get a quote, but these help:

  • The spot you have in mind for the van
  • Any dietary needs and allergies
  • Anything awkward about the way in
  • The date and when you’d like to eat

We quote for each event separately, based on your numbers, timings and travel. To ask for one, use our quote form.

What comes out of the fryer

Sausage and chips

Sausage and chips covers anyone who does not want fish, and children love it.

Gravy

A pot of gravy turns chips into comfort food.

Your questions about a fish and chip van for your Christmas party in Meopham

What’s the nearest station to Meopham?

Meopham station, about 0.5 miles north of the centre.

How far is Meopham from London?

Roughly 21 miles from the centre of London, and we cover it as standard.

Will the weather be a problem?

We cook inside the van, so the weather does not stop us. Keep the van close to the door.

Does the batter contain gluten?

No, not as standard: batter is generally made with wheat flour. Tell us about any coeliac guests and we’ll explain the options.

How long are you on site?

We arrive well before service to park and heat the fryers. We will agree arrival and serving times with you.

What does the van need?

Less than you might think: a hard surface or firm, dry grass, that the van can reach easily. Send us a photo if you are not sure.

How much is fish and chip van hire?

It depends on numbers, the menu, how long we serve and travel. Tell us about your Christmas party and we will send a quote.

Do you do Christmas markets?

Yes, and hot food goes down well in December. Send us the details.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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