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Christmas Party Fish and Chips in Monk's Hill

Hot, crisp and cooked while you wait: a fish and chip van for your Christmas party in Monk's Hill and across Kent.

  • Staff Christmas parties
  • End-of-year customer events
  • Christmas lunches for shift teams

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A chip van near Monk's Hill

Christmas party fish and chips for your Christmas party in Monk's Hill

The cooking is inside the van, so the weather does not stop service. For christmas markets and fairs and new Year parties, we will put together a menu of curry sauce, pie and chips and sausage and chips for your guests.

For a Christmas party near Monk's Hill, firm, lit ground near the house or hall is key, as fields are often soft. You will know what’s included before booking: serving times, the menu and anything else agreed.

Where
Monk's Hill (TN27)
County
Kent
From the fryer
Cod, haddock, chips, sausages, pies
Extras
Gravy, mushy peas, curry sauce
Quotes
Ask us for a quote
Last updated
24 October 2026
Golden fish and chips served with curry sauce

Step by step

Because we cook inside the van, rain does not stop us. It is worth thinking about cover for the queue, though. An afternoon Christmas party in Monk's Hill can start in daylight and finish in the dark, with sunset about 3:50pm; light the path to the van.

  1. First, tell us about your Christmas party.
  2. We check the date and where the van will park, then send a quote.
  3. We agree timings, access and the parking spot.
  4. We cook to order on the day for your guests.
  5. Everything goes out hot from the hatch, and we pack up afterwards.

Getting ready for the day

  • Leave room in front of the hatch for a queue
  • Confirm the van is allowed on site
  • Check the way in for low branches, cables and narrow gates

How to get a price

Not sure of numbers yet? No problem: give us a rough idea and the date, and we’ll firm it up nearer the time. To start, send us your details through our quote form.

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Planning help

How we price a fish and chip van for your Christmas party

The same numbers can mean different prices, because of:

  • How easy the site is to reach
  • How far we travel
  • How many people are eating
  • The menu and how many choices

Fish and chip van prices depend on the booking. A short service and a long afternoon’s trading are very different bookings. Your quote spells it all out.

Getting an accurate quote

A few details help us give you an accurate quote. Here’s what to include:

  • Roughly how many people, including children
  • The spot you have in mind for the van
  • Where the event is
  • The date and when you’d like to eat

Thinking about a fish and chip van for your Christmas party for your Christmas party in Monk's Hill? Send us the details and we’ll reply with a clear price. Just send us your details through our quote form.

Occasions we serve in Monk's Hill

It’s hot food on a cold day.

The van suits big events and small ones. Typical bookings include:

  • End-of-year club parties
  • Festive open days
  • Staff Christmas parties
  • Festive family gatherings

A Christmas fair at Church of St Michael is just the kind of event a chip van suits.

Questions to ask before booking

  • The service time, and the cost of running over
  • How allergens are handled
  • Any minimum charge
  • What happens if plans change

How to compare vans

Organising for someone else?

If your event is in a public place, such as a park or a street, check what permission you need first. The council or landowner will tell you what they need.

Organising a club, school or community event in Monk's Hill? Fish and chips is a reliable crowd-pleaser. Tell us about the event and we will take it from there.

Your questions about a fish and chip van for your Christmas party in Monk's Hill

Is Monk's Hill close to London?

About 41 miles from central London, and well within our area.

What’s the nearest station to Monk's Hill?

The closest is Headcorn station, roughly 2.5 miles away.

How fast is service?

It depends on numbers, the menu and how people arrive. Tell us your numbers and how long you have for food, and we will plan service around it.

Do you cover Monk's Hill?

Yes, we do. We serve events in Monk's Hill and across Kent. Send us your date to check availability.

What about guests who do not eat fish?

Sausage and chips and pie and chips are on the menu. Let us know about any other dietary needs and we will be honest about what’s possible.

What time is best for food?

Whenever suits your party. Plan lighting, as it’s dark early.

Do we need to provide equipment?

We bring the van and everything we need to cook. You just need a suitable spot and permission.

Do you have a kids’ option?

Of course. Children normally love sausage and chips. Include children in your numbers.

A chip van compared with other options

Venue Christmas packages add up. A van in the car park keeps it simple. The date matters too: summer Saturdays and December Fridays are the busiest days of the year. It is worth asking early.

Why us?

  • Bookings across Kent, including Monk's Hill
  • Something for guests to gather round
  • A quote that spells everything out
  • Classic food your guests already know

See how we price and our guide to van hire costs.

Food your guests will love

Gravy

A pot of gravy turns chips into comfort food, especially in winter.

Mushy peas

No fish and chips is complete without mushy peas for many people, and they’re on the menu.

Planning for dietary needs

A little planning makes sure everyone is looked after. Try these:

  • Book as early as possible for December
  • Put allergy details in writing
  • Choose a lit spot for the van
  • Tell facilities or the venue about the van

We park somewhere lit and get the fryers hot.

Crackers on the tables finish it off.

Christmas catering near Monk's Hill

Monk's Hill is about 9 miles west of Ashford, in Kent. Wherever your Christmas party is in the TN27 area, we can fry fresh for your guests. We cover all 922 towns and villages across Kent, from the larger towns to small villages. We serve events right across the region, from Monk's Hill to Canterbury (about 20 miles away).

If you are organising a Christmas fair for a school like Smarden Primary School, hot fish and chips goes down well. For colleagues travelling by train, Headcorn station is about 2.5 miles away. Monk's Hill is within about 7 miles of the High Weald National Landscape, where winter lanes can be dark and narrow, so tell us about the route.

We serve Christmas parties across the TN27 postcode area and the streets around it. Whether your Christmas party is on The Cut and Smarden Road or a nearby road, we can park up and fry there. If your venue is just outside Monk's Hill, we also cover Standen (1 mile south-west), Smarden (1 mile north-east), Lashenden (1 mile west), Smarden Bell (1 mile north) and Curteis' Corner (1 mile south-west). Within a short drive, we also cover Maidstone (11 miles north-west), Ashford (9 miles east), Sittingbourne (14 miles north), Faversham (15 miles north-east), Kings Hill (15 miles north-west) and Davington (15 miles north-east).

Other landmarks nearby include Romden Castle (1.8 miles east) and Benenden Hospital (4.4 miles south-west).

  • Local pubs include The Flying Horse pub (0.9 miles north-east)
Map of Monk's Hill © OpenStreetMap contributors

Takeaway run or book a van?

Ordering in from a local chip shop is an option. The problem is timing: big orders take a long time, and the food is cooling while it travels. A van solves that by cooking on site.

Deep-frying for lots of people at home is risky: hot oil and a busy party are a bad combination. Leave the frying to a van built for it.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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