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Christmas Party Fish and Chips in Smarden
Treat your guests to fresh fish and chips at your Christmas party in Smarden. We park up, heat the fryers and cook to order, so nothing sits waiting in a tray.
- Festive family gatherings
- Christmas lunches for shift teams
- Christmas markets and fairs
Christmas party fish and chips for Smarden events
About the food
Mushy peas
Mushy peas are a must for plenty of fish and chip fans.
Cod and chips
For many people, cod and chips is the definitive version. Cooked fresh at the hatch, it is hot, crisp and generous.
Christmas party fish and chips for your Christmas party in Smarden
December dates book up early, so it pays to ask early. We serve pie and chips, gravy and mushy peas, and we are regularly asked to cater boxing Day and New Year gatherings and family Christmas get-togethers.
For a Christmas party near Smarden, firm, lit ground near the house or hall is key. The fryers are in the van, so the cooking happens right there at your Christmas party, and the food reaches them hot and crisp.
How we price a fish and chip van for your Christmas party
Your quote will be clear. The main things that affect it are:
- Distance and any road charges
- Peak dates such as summer Saturdays
- The length of service
- The number of meals
Fish and chip van prices depend on the booking. A one-hour staff lunch is a different job from serving all afternoon at a fête. Your quote spells it all out.
What to tell us
The more we know about your Christmas party, the better we can plan. Try to include:
- How to get in: gates, lanes and ground
- Rough numbers for adults and children
- Where you’d like the van to go
- A picture of where the van would go
We only need a few details to quote: date, address, numbers and serving time. You can use our quote form.
Nearby places to Smarden
Other occasions in Smarden
Smarden in December: what to know
Smarden is about 8 miles west of Ashford, in Kent. For Christmas parties in Smarden, we plan around your venue and timings: a quote, a parking spot and fresh frying on the day. We take the van to all 922 towns and villages across Kent. You can also see our page for Canterbury, about 19 miles away.
PTA Christmas fairs, for a school such as Smarden Primary School, suit a chip van. A Christmas fair at Church of St Michael is just the kind of event a chip van suits. The High Weald National Landscape is within about 8 miles of Smarden; in winter, rural routes need a bit more planning.
Here we cover the TN27 postcode area, so your Christmas party can be anywhere in it. Your Christmas party could be at a house on The Street, The Acorns and Water Lane or the roads around them, wherever the van can park. Nearby, we also serve Christmas parties in Biddenden Green (1 mile north-east), Smarden Bell (1 mile north-west), Monk's Hill (1 mile south-west), Swift's Green (1 mile north-west) and Standen (2 miles south-west). Within a short drive, we also cover Maidstone (11 miles north-west), Ashford (8 miles east), Sittingbourne (13 miles north), Faversham (14 miles north-east), Kings Hill (15 miles north-west) and Davington (14 miles north-east).
Other landmarks nearby include Romden Castle (1 mile east) and Benenden Hospital (5.3 miles south-west).
- Pubs nearby include The Chequers Inn (under half a mile south)
Smarden: your questions answered
Is Smarden too small for a chip van?
Not at all. We serve villages and hamlets as well as towns. Let us know about access and parking.
Which station is closest to Smarden?
The closest is Pluckley station, roughly 2.6 miles away.
Will the weather be a problem?
Not for the cooking. Guests appreciate cover and a short walk.
Can you park on the road outside?
It depends on the road. Off-road parking is usually simpler; if it has to be the street, check with the council.
When should we eat?
Food early on is usually wise, before the drinks really flow. For a lunch, tell us your break time.
Is there something for children?
Yes, children are easy to cater for. Tell us how many children, and we’ll plan for them.
When should we book?
The sooner the better. Popular dates book up first, so it pays to ask early.
How quickly can you serve everyone?
A short menu and staggered groups keep things moving. Tell us your timings and we will advise.
How the day works
If the plan changes on the day, a quick word is all it takes: we’ll adjust start times and pace. An afternoon Christmas party in Smarden can start in daylight and finish in the dark, with sunset about 3:50pm; light the path to the van.
- You share your date, numbers and address.
- We check the route in and send a price.
- We arrive early to park and heat the fryers.
- Everything is fried to order as the queue moves.
- We serve hot from the hatch and pack up when we are done.
Getting ready for the day
- Plan a bit of cover near the hatch if rain is likely
- Tell us when you want to eat
- Give us a contact for the day
Ask for a quote
Every quote is worked out for your event. Give us your date first, and we will confirm whether we are available that day.
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Space, access and the venue
The van has to be able to get in and park safely, and a little planning goes a long way. These are the things we check:
- Access wide and high enough for the van
- Light near the van and the queue for evening service
- Somewhere close to where people will eat
If you are unsure, send a photo of the space and the way in, and we’ll say what we think before booking.
What we serve
- Curry sauce
- Sausage and chips
- Pie and chips
- Mushy peas
- Gravy
- Cod and chips
- Haddock and chips
Planning for dietary needs
A little planning helps everyone eat safely. Here are a few tips:
- Have a back-up for special diets
- Put allergy details in writing
- December Fridays go first: book early
- Choose a lit spot for the van
For a work party, food early in the evening normally works best.
Hot drinks alongside make it even better.
Planners, venues and businesses
Organising a club, school or community event in Smarden? Fish and chips is a reliable crowd-pleaser. Give us the details and we will suggest how it could work.
Venues frequently have their own rules about outside caterers and vehicles: where a van can park, access times and the paperwork they want. Tell us what your venue needs and we’ll work through them with you.
Takeaway run or book a van?
Some hosts try a takeaway order. The problem is timing: big orders take a long time, and the food is cooling while it travels. A van cooks in front of your guests instead.
Not sure whether to order in or book a van? Think about numbers, timing and how hot you want the food. Ask us for a quote and compare.
Who books Christmas party fish and chips in Smarden?
It’s hot food on a cold day, served fast.
We’re booked for all kinds of occasions in Smarden and nearby. Popular bookings include:
- Festive gatherings after Christmas
- Christmas family parties
- Festive open days
- Christmas fairs at schools
Train travellers will want to know that the nearest station is Pluckley station, about 2.6 miles east.
What to look for in a quote
- Any minimum charge
- Allergen information for each item
- The van’s size and access needs
- What the price includes, item by item
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch