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Christmas Party Fish and Chips for Neames Forstal events

Bring the chip shop to your Christmas party in Neames Forstal. We park up, heat the fryers and cook to order, so every portion goes out hot.

  • End-of-year customer events
  • Christmas lunches for shift teams
  • PTA Christmas events

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Christmas party fish and chips for Neames Forstal events

Christmas party fish and chips in Neames Forstal, cooked to order

It is a crowd-pleaser, which makes it ideal for a big, mixed group. We serve sausage and chips, curry sauce and cod and chips, and we are frequently booked for boxing Day and New Year gatherings and office Christmas parties.

In a small place like Neames Forstal, December lanes are dark, so let us know about access and lighting. Every portion is cooked to order on the day, never cooked in advance and left in a hot cabinet, and handed over as soon as it’s ready.

Area
Neames Forstal (ME13)
County
Kent
On the menu
Fish and chips, sausages, pies
On the side
Gravy, mushy peas, curry sauce
Quote
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Updated
24 October 2026
Trees wrapped in Christmas lights over a busy square

Step by step

Serving is straightforward: food goes from the fryer to the hatch. Afterwards we pack up. At about 3:50pm in late December, it gets dark in Neames Forstal; light the path to the van.

  1. First, tell us about your Christmas party.
  2. We check the date and where the van will park, then send a quote.
  3. We agree timings, access and the parking spot.
  4. We cook to order on the day for your guests.
  5. Everything goes out hot from the hatch, and we pack up afterwards.

Getting ready for the day

  • Have a level parking spot ready
  • Share the timings for the day
  • Leave room in front of the hatch for a queue

Ask for a quote

The quickest way to a quote is to send us your details through our quote form. Tell us about your Christmas party in Neames Forstal, and we’ll check the date and send a price.

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Planning help

Festive bookings around Neames Forstal

Neames Forstal is about 4 miles south-east of Faversham, in Kent. Whether your Christmas party is in the middle of Neames Forstal or on the outskirts, the service works the same way: fresh frying, hot food from the hatch and a clear price. Neames Forstal is one of 922 places in Kent we cover. Our nearest city page is Canterbury, about 6 miles away.

For anyone getting the train home after the party, Neames Forstal has its own station, Selling station. Christmas fairs at a church such as Church of St Mary can book the van as a hot-food stall. Neames Forstal is within about 7 miles of the Kent Downs National Landscape, where winter lanes can be dark and narrow, so tell us about the route.

We cover Christmas parties in every part of ME13. Whether your Christmas party is on Selling Road, Sondes Court and Haze Wood Close or a nearby road, we’ll bring the van to you. Neighbouring places where we serve Christmas parties include South Street (1 mile north-east), Gushmere (1 mile north-west), Crouch (1 mile north), Oversland (1 mile north-east) and Selling (1 mile west). Further out, we also take the van to Ashford (10 miles south), Canterbury (6 miles east), Sittingbourne (10 miles north-west), Whitstable (7 miles north-east), Faversham (4 miles north-west) and Herne Bay (10 miles north-east).

Nearby you’ll also find Tower keep castle at Chilham (2.4 miles south) and Eastbridge Hospital of St Thomas the Martyr (5.9 miles east). Green spaces nearby include Blean Woods RSPB Reserve.

  • Pubs nearby include The Sondes Arms (under half a mile north)
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FAQs for Neames Forstal

What’s the nearest station to Neames Forstal?

Neames Forstal has its own station: Selling station.

Is Neames Forstal close to London?

About 47 miles from central London, and we cover it as standard.

Can coeliacs eat the battered fish?

Standard batter is made with wheat flour, so battered fish contains gluten. Let us know about coeliac guests in advance, and we’ll be straight with you about what’s possible.

When do you arrive?

We arrive well before service to park and heat the fryers. Timings are agreed in advance.

What time should the van serve at a Christmas party?

Food early on is typically wise, before the drinks really flow. For lunchtime, we’ll work to your break.

Can the van come to our work Christmas do?

Yes, with a level spot such as a car park and the site’s agreement.

Can you serve in the cold?

The fryers are inside the van, so we carry on. Plan a short, lit route from the door to the hatch.

Can you trade at our Christmas fair?

Yes, and hot food goes down well in December. Contact us with the date.

For planners, venues and organisers

Organising a club, school or community event in Neames Forstal? Fish and chips is a reliable crowd-pleaser. Tell us about the event and we’ll take it from there.

Planners and coordinators can contact us directly, and we will keep everyone informed on the day.

Why choose a fish and chip van in Neames Forstal?

For a Christmas party that feels a bit different, a chip van is hard to beat in Neames Forstal. If you have a budget in mind, tell us, and we will suggest how to make it work. Keeping the menu short is generally the best value.

Why Neames Forstal hosts choose us

  • Served hot, straight from the hatch
  • Nothing for you to cook or clear
  • We cook inside the van, whatever the weather
  • Cod, haddock, sausages and pies

Read our prices page and the cost guide.

Prices and what affects them

The same numbers can mean different prices, because of:

  • Service time
  • The date and time of year
  • The minimum booking
  • How easy the site is to reach

The cost per head normally falls as numbers rise, because the van, travel and set-up cost much the same either way. Give us your numbers and we will quote.

What to tell us

To speed things up, tell us:

  • The date and time of the event
  • The spot you have in mind for the van
  • The venue or postcode
  • A photo of the space and the way in

It’s easy to get a price: share your date, address, rough numbers and when you’d like to eat. We will come back with a clear quote.

A closer look at the menu

Pie and chips

Pie and chips gives people a filling alternative to fish, perfect with gravy.

Curry sauce

Curry sauce divides opinion, so we bring it along.

Takeaway run or book a van?

Collecting fish and chips for a crowd yourself is possible, but it is hard work. By the time you’ve queued, paid and driven back, the batter has gone soft. With a van, it is fried on the spot.

Ordering in from a local chip shop is an option. Large orders are slow, and the food cools in the bags. A van cooks in front of your guests instead.

Planning for dietary needs

With a bit of planning, dietary needs are easier to handle. A few tips:

  • Confirm allergies by email
  • Choose a lit spot for the van
  • Flag any coeliac guests
  • Ask about allergies on the party invitation

Send people out in groups.

Christmas music near the van sets the mood.

Space, access and the venue

Most drives, car parks, yards and firm lawns can take the van, but a few things matter:

  • Permission from the venue or landowner for the van
  • A clear way in, with no low branches, cables or narrow gates
  • A level hardstanding, drive or firm lawn

If you are unsure, send a picture of the space and the way in, and we will say what we think.

What we serve

  • Gravy
  • Mushy peas
  • Haddock and chips
  • Curry sauce
  • Pie and chips
  • Cod and chips
  • Sausage and chips

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  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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