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Christmas party fish and chips in Stone, Kent

Something for almost everyone: fish and chips, sausages and pies, with mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy. Christmas party fish and chips in Stone.

  • Festive family gatherings
  • Festive open days
  • School and PTA Christmas fairs

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Christmas party fish and chips for your Christmas party in Stone

Fish and chips is food everyone enjoys, which makes it ideal for a big, mixed group. Popular choices include haddock and chips, curry sauce and mushy peas, and we’re often booked for boxing Day and New Year gatherings and festive family gatherings.

In Stone, festive gatherings tend to be at home or the hall. The van needs a lit spot and a firm surface. We keep the menu short: a few classics done properly keeps the food fresh and the queue moving.

Fish and chips with peas next to a cup of tea
Area
Stone (DA9)
Region
Kent
Menu
Fish and chips, sausages, pies
Sides
Curry sauce, mushy peas and gravy
Quotes
Ask us for a quote
Last updated
24 October 2026

Why choose a fish and chip van in Stone?

A Christmas party at a venue costs more per head. A van can be better value. Many fish and chip vans set a minimum, since getting the van there costs the same however many eat. Ask us what applies to your Christmas party.

Why book with us

  • Cod, haddock, sausages and pies
  • We cook inside the van, whatever the weather
  • Everything cooked to order at your event
  • Served hot, straight from the hatch

Read our pricing and the cost guide.

What happens on the day

We need time before service to bring the fryers up to heat, so we are there in good time before you want to eat. In December, it is dark in Stone by about 3:50pm, so even a late-afternoon Christmas party needs lighting by the van and the queue. A lunchtime party is the only one served in good daylight.

  1. We start with a few details about your Christmas party.
  2. You get an availability check and a clear quote.
  3. Timings and the van’s spot are agreed in advance.
  4. On the day, we park up and fry fresh for your guests.
  5. Everything goes out hot from the hatch, and we pack up afterwards.

Getting ready for the day

  • Share the timings for the day
  • Give us a contact for the day
  • Give us your final numbers and allergies

How to get a price

Send us the date, the address or DA9 postcode and rough numbers, along with your serving time, and you will get a clear price. To get started, fill in our quote form.

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For planners, venues and organisers

For big groups, the service window matters, so we can plan service to match. Staggering groups helps a lot.

Planning an event for a club, school or charity in Stone? A fish and chip van draws people in and almost everyone likes it. Tell us about the event and we’ll take it from there.

Christmas catering near Stone

Stone is about 2 miles east of Dartford, in Kent. For Christmas parties in Stone, we plan around your venue and timings: a quote, a parking spot and fresh frying on the day. We serve 922 places in Kent, from the larger towns to small villages. We serve events right across the region, from Stone to London (16 miles away).

With the A296 nearby, December journeys to Stone are straightforward. For colleagues travelling by train, the nearest station is Stone Crossing station, about 0.5 miles north-west.

Anywhere in DA9, we can bring the van to you. That could mean a Christmas party at a home on Church Road, Perkins Close and Richardson Close or the roads around them, as long as there is somewhere for the van. With the A296 close by, Stone is easy for us to reach for your Christmas party. If your venue is just outside Stone, we also cover Greenhithe (1 mile north-east), Swanscombe (1 mile east), Bean (2 miles south-east), Darenth (2 miles south) and Temple Hill (2 miles west). Within a short drive, we also cover Sevenoaks (12 miles south), Gravesend (5 miles east), Northfleet (3 miles east), Swanley (5 miles south-west), Kings Hill (13 miles south-east) and Windmill Hill (4 miles east).

A little further out are Stone Museum of Geology (1.3 miles west) and Darent Valley Hospital (1 mile south-west). Open spaces near Stone include Chafford Gorges Nature Park and Sawyers Lake.

  • Schools near Stone include Stone Lodge School (1 mile west) and Leigh Academy (1.7 miles south-west)
  • Pubs nearby include The White Hart Public House (0.6 miles north-east)
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A closer look at the menu

Curry sauce

Curry sauce divides opinion, so we bring it along.

Cod and chips

For many people, cod and chips is the definitive version. Fried to order in the van, it’s hot, crisp and generous.

Takeaway run or book a van?

For a small group, making your own food can work. For bigger numbers, a van makes life easier, and you get to enjoy the day.

Ordering in from a local chip shop is an option. Large orders are slow, and the food cools in the bags. A van solves that by cooking on site.

Questions from Stone

Is Stone close to London?

Roughly 16 miles from the centre of London.

Could you trade in Darenth Country Park?

Only with permission from the park’s owner, usually the council. Check with them first.

Can the van park on grass?

Often, if the ground is firm and dry. After heavy rain, soft grass can be a problem for any vehicle, so plan a back-up spot.

Can you trade at our Christmas fair?

We do. Send us the event details and the pitch information.

Is the food cooked at the event?

It is. We cook inside the van, so food is cooked there and then, rather than made in advance.

How long does set-up take?

We get there in good time to set up. We’ll agree arrival and serving times with you.

Can you come to our office Christmas party?

Yes. Tell us the date, site and numbers as early as you can.

Does the batter contain gluten?

Not as standard: batter is typically made with wheat flour. Tell us about any coeliac guests and we will explain the options before booking.

Allergies and dietary needs

A little planning makes sure everyone is looked after. Try these:

  • Choose a lit spot for the van
  • Plan an alternative for anyone we cannot cater for
  • Tell us about coeliac guests specifically
  • Book as early as possible for December

Send people out in groups.

Crackers on the tables finish it off.

Before you choose a spot

We will be honest if a spot will not work, and help find another. The main points are:

  • A level hardstanding, drive or firm lawn
  • Lighting nearby for evening events
  • Somewhere close to where people will eat

Not sure about the spot? Send us a photo and we will tell you honestly.

What we serve

  • Curry sauce
  • Haddock and chips
  • Pie and chips
  • Mushy peas
  • Sausage and chips
  • Cod and chips
  • Gravy

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What a fish and chip van costs

Fish and chip van pricing is simple once we know the basics:

  • Cod, haddock or both
  • The date and time of year
  • Travel, tolls and road charges
  • How many people are eating

Travel, tolls and charges such as ULEZ can affect the price, so it helps to give us the postcode.

What we need to know

Here’s what makes a quick, accurate quote possible:

  • Expected numbers
  • The venue or postcode
  • Where you’d like the van to go
  • A picture of where the van would go

Planning a fish and chip van for your Christmas party in Stone? Tell us what you have in mind and we will come back with a quote. Just send us your details through our quote form.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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