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Christmas Party Fish and Chips in Two Mile Ash

Looking for a fish and chip van for your Christmas party in Two Mile Ash? The van comes to your venue, home or workplace and fry fresh while your guests queue at the hatch.

  • Christmas customer days
  • Warehouse and depot Christmas lunches
  • PTA Christmas events

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Fresh fish and chips in Two Mile Ash

Christmas party fish and chips for your Christmas party in Two Mile Ash

It works for teams who can’t all leave at once, because service can be planned in waves. For staff Christmas parties and christmas fairs at schools, we will put together a menu of mushy peas, sausage and chips and cod and chips.

For a Christmas get-together near Two Mile Ash, the van on the drive goes down well. Let us know about allergies and dietary needs in advance, and we will tell you honestly what we can offer.

A plate of fish, chips and peas with a cup of tea
Location
Two Mile Ash (MK8, MK13, MK12)
County
Milton Keynes
From the fryer
Cod, haddock, chips, sausages, pies
Extras
Curry sauce, mushy peas and gravy
Price
Contact us for a quote
Page updated
24 October 2026

Christmas catering near Two Mile Ash

Two Mile Ash is about 1 mile north-east of Whitehouse, in Milton Keynes. Christmas parties in Two Mile Ash are planned around your venue and timings: a quote, a parking spot and fresh frying on the day. We cover 73 places across Milton Keynes, from the larger towns to small villages.

A winter fair at a school like Two Mile Ash School gets dark early, so hot food from a van is popular. For colleagues travelling by train, the closest railway station is Milton Keynes Central station, roughly 1.2 miles south-east of the centre.

We cover Christmas parties in every part of MK8, MK13 and MK12. That could mean a Christmas party at a home on The High Street, Norbrek and Garston, wherever the van can park. Other places close to Two Mile Ash we cover include Whitehouse (1 mile south-west), Shenley (2 miles south) and Old Wolverton (2 miles north-west). We also serve nearby towns such as Bletchley (4 miles south-east), Newport Pagnell (4 miles north-east), Bletchley and Fenny Stratford (5 miles south-east), Furzton (3 miles south-east), Middleton (4 miles east) and Fenny Stratford (5 miles south-east).

Well-known places in the area include Milton Keynes University Hospital (2.9 miles east) and Bradwell Motte (0.7 miles north-east). Within reach you’ll find Lodge Lake and Little Linford Wood.

  • Nearby schools include Watling Academy (1.1 miles south-west)
  • Pubs nearby include The Kensington pub (less than half a mile south)
Map of Two Mile Ash © OpenStreetMap contributors

Working with your venue

Having the party at home? Send us a picture of the drive or the spot and the way in, and we’ll tell you honestly whether it works.

For repeat bookings, such as regular staff lunches or annual fairs, let us know your dates early, so we can hold the date.

Planning for dietary needs

Tell us about dietary needs and allergies early, and we will tell you honestly what we can offer. To get it right:

  • Ensure the van and queue are well lit
  • Tell facilities or the venue about the van
  • Think about a gazebo or covered doorway
  • Plan an alternative for anyone we can’t cater for

When service is finished, we pack up and leave you to the party.

Christmas music near the van sets the mood.

What the van needs

No two venues are the same, so we ask about the spot and the way in when you get in touch. Generally, we look for:

  • Room in front of the hatch for a queue
  • A clear way in, with no low branches, cables or narrow gates
  • Lighting nearby for evening events

If you’re unsure, send a photo of the space and the way in, and we’ll say what we think.

On the menu in Two Mile Ash

  • Haddock and chips
  • Sausage and chips
  • Cod and chips
  • Pie and chips
  • Curry sauce
  • Gravy
  • Mushy peas

See the full menu

Step by step

Service is quick: everything is handed over hot from the hatch, and people can eat where they like. Afterwards we pack up. Plan your Christmas party in Two Mile Ash around the dark: sunset is about 3:55pm, so a lit, sheltered spot for the van is essential.

  1. We start with a few details about your Christmas party.
  2. You get an availability check and a clear quote.
  3. We agree timings, access and the parking spot.
  4. We cook to order on the day for your guests.
  5. We serve from the hatch, then leave the pitch tidy.

How to prepare

  • Think about a gazebo by the van in case of rain
  • Name one person we can call on the day
  • Have a level parking spot ready

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Planning a fish and chip van for your Christmas party in Two Mile Ash? Tell us what you have in mind and we’ll come back with a quote. To contact us, use our quote form.

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Planning help

Two Mile Ash: your questions answered

Is Two Mile Ash close to London?

Roughly 48 miles from the centre of London, and well within our area.

What’s the nearest station to Two Mile Ash?

Milton Keynes Central station, about 1.2 miles south-east of the centre.

What do you bring?

Everything is cooked in the van. Let us know what’s available at the site and we will confirm what we need.

What can guests choose from?

Proper fish and chips, with sausages and pies for anyone who doesn’t want fish. The sides are mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy.

Can you serve in the cold?

Not for the cooking. Guests appreciate cover and a short walk.

Do you do Christmas markets?

Yes, it’s a popular stall. Send us the details.

What time is best for food?

Whenever suits your party. Remember it’s dark by about 4pm in December.

What about guests who do not eat fish?

There is: sausage and chips or pie and chips. Give us a rough idea of numbers.

The menu, dish by dish

Cod and chips

Cod has big, soft white flakes and a mild flavour, and it is the favourite in much of the south. We batter it and fry it to order, so it’s crisp when it reaches you.

Pie and chips

A pie and chips is proper comfort food, and it’s especially welcome on a cold day.

Occasions we serve in Two Mile Ash

There is no venue to book or taxis to arrange, because the van comes to you.

Almost any gathering works with a fish and chip van. People in Two Mile Ash book the van for events such as:

  • Festive gatherings after Christmas
  • Work Christmas parties
  • End-of-year customer events
  • Christmas family parties

A Christmas fair at Church of the Holy Cross is just the kind of event a chip van suits.

Before you book anyone

  • When payment is due
  • How long service runs, and what happens if you overrun
  • What they can offer for dietary needs
  • The van’s size and access needs

Our booking checklist

How we price a fish and chip van for your Christmas party

Each booking is quoted on its own, and the price depends on a few things:

  • Your choice of menu
  • Service time
  • How far we travel
  • Any minimum charge

Dates make a difference: peak summer weekends and Christmas party Fridays book up first. Ask about your date early.

Details that help

Good planning starts with a few facts. Please include:

  • The date and time of the event
  • The address or venue name
  • Any dietary needs and allergies
  • Rough numbers for adults and children

Getting a quote is simple: share your date, address, rough numbers and when you’d like to eat. We’ll come back with a clear quote.

Why choose a fish and chip van in Two Mile Ash?

A big takeaway order rarely arrives hot. The van fries on site. Comparing vans? Look at what each quote includes: service time, menu, travel, any minimum and VAT. Our quotes spell it all out.

Why Two Mile Ash hosts choose us

  • A van that becomes part of the event
  • A menu almost everyone likes
  • Quick service from the hatch
  • A clear quote before booking

Read our prices page and the cost guide.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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