Milton Keynes · England
Corporate fish and chip catering in Two Mile Ash, Milton Keynes
From the smell of the fryers to the last chip in the paper, a fish and chip van for your team turns food into part of your staff event in Two Mile Ash.
- Friday lunch treats
- Lunch for site crews
- Celebrating a big win
Book the van in Two Mile Ash
A chip van compared with other options
A barbecue needs someone to cook. With a van, nobody from the team has to cook. Distance and any road charges make a difference, so tell us exactly where your staff event is.
Why book with us
- Cod, haddock, sausages and pies
- Hot food handed straight over
- Something for staff to gather round
- Mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy on the side
See our pricing and the cost guide.
How our corporate fish and chip catering works in Two Mile Ash
Service is timed to your lunch break or shift pattern, so each group can eat within its break. On the menu are sausage and chips, pie and chips and mushy peas, and we’re often booked for staff thank-you lunches and lunch for site crews.
For businesses around Two Mile Ash, a staff lunch in the yard is easy to arrange. Let us know about the site. Let us know about allergies and dietary needs in advance, and we will be straight with you about what we can do before you book.
- Location
- Two Mile Ash (MK8, MK13, MK12)
- Region
- Milton Keynes
- From the fryer
- Cod and haddock, chips, sausages and pies
- Sides
- Curry sauce, mushy peas and gravy
- Price
- Ask us for a quote
- Updated
- 24 October 2026
The menu, dish by dish
Gravy
In the north and the Midlands, gravy is the side of choice, and it goes perfectly with a pie.
Cod and chips
Cod has big, soft white flakes and a mild flavour, and it is the favourite in much of the south. We batter it and fry it to order.
Your questions about a fish and chip van for your team in Two Mile Ash
Could you trade in South Loughton Valley park?
Only with permission from the park’s owner, typically the council. Check with them first, and tell us what they say.
How far is Two Mile Ash from London?
About 48 miles from central London, and well within our area.
How long does set-up take?
It depends on numbers and the service time. We confirm all the timings beforehand.
Can the van come to our open day?
Yes, and it keeps people on site longer. Tell us the expected numbers and hours.
Can we pay by invoice?
Tell us what your finance team needs and we’ll explain.
Can you come onto our site?
Usually, if there’s a level spot and the site allows it. Facilities will decide the spot.
Does the batter contain gluten?
Not as standard: batter is normally made with wheat flour. Let us know and we will tell you what we can do.
Do we need to provide anything?
Somewhere suitable to park, with permission. Mention any power or water available and we will confirm the rest.
Step by step
Expect a friendly, organised set-up. We agree arrival and serving times in advance, park on the agreed spot, and get on with frying and serving. After-work summer events in Two Mile Ash have daylight until about 9:25pm in late June and 7:05pm in late September; for winter events, dark by about 3:55pm, we need lighting.
- We start with your date, site, numbers and shifts.
- We check the site and send a price and any details facilities need.
- Parking and arrival are agreed with your facilities team.
- We cook to order for each group as they come out.
- We pack up and leave the space as we found it.
How to prepare
- Share the timings for the day
- Leave room in front of the hatch for a queue
- Have a level parking spot ready
Getting a price
Every quote is worked out for your event. Start with your date, and we’ll confirm whether we are available that day.
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Prices and what affects them
The price comes down to a few factors:
- The menu and how many choices
- Travel, tolls and road charges
- How easy the site is to reach
- Whether a minimum applies
Many fish and chip vans set a minimum, because the van, fuel and travel cost the same for a small group. We will tell you up front.
Getting an accurate quote
You don’t need every detail fixed to get a quote, but it helps to know:
- The date and when you’d like to eat
- The venue or postcode
- Where you’d like the van to go
- How to get in: gates, lanes and ground
Still finalising the details? That’s fine: tell us the basics about your staff event, and we’ll firm it up nearer the time. To start, fill in our quote form.
Working with your venue
If you run the same event each year, tell us your dates early, so we can hold the date.
If your event is in a public place, such as a park or a street, check what permission you need first. The council or landowner will tell you what they need.
Planning a team lunch in Two Mile Ash
Two Mile Ash is about 1 mile north-east of Whitehouse, in Milton Keynes. Give us the address of your staff event in Two Mile Ash, and we will plan the route and the parking spot before the day. We cover all 73 towns and villages across Milton Keynes.
Central London is about 48 miles from Two Mile Ash, and we cover it as standard. For colleagues arriving by train, the closest railway station is Milton Keynes Central station, roughly 1.2 miles south-east of the centre.
This part of Milton Keynes takes in MK8, MK13 and MK12. Local streets include The High Street, Norbrek and Garston; a staff event on any of them works well with a drive or nearby car park. Neighbouring places where we serve staff events include Whitehouse (1 mile south-west), Shenley (2 miles south) and Old Wolverton (2 miles north-west). Larger places within reach include Bletchley (4 miles south-east), Newport Pagnell (4 miles north-east), Bletchley and Fenny Stratford (5 miles south-east), Furzton (3 miles south-east), Middleton (4 miles east) and Fenny Stratford (5 miles south-east).
A little further out are Milton Keynes University Hospital (2.9 miles east) and Bradwell Motte (0.7 miles north-east). Open spaces near Two Mile Ash include Lodge Lake and Little Linford Wood.
- Nearby schools include Watling Academy (1.1 miles south-west)
- Pubs nearby include The Kensington pub (within half a mile south)
DIY versus a fish and chip van
Frying for a crowd at home isn’t a good idea: hot oil and a busy party are a bad combination. A van is designed for exactly this.
Ordering from a local shop? Call ahead and collect at the last minute. For anything more than a handful of people, a van is generally the easier option.
Where the van can park in Two Mile Ash
Plenty of places work for the van, but there are a few things to check:
- A level hardstanding, drive or firm lawn
- A short walk from the party
- A clear area by the serving hatch
Not sure about the spot? Send us a picture and we’ll tell you honestly.
What we serve
- Staff lunches
- Cod and chips
- Haddock and chips
- Pie and chips
- Mushy peas
- Sausage and chips
Looking after everyone
A little planning makes sure everyone is looked after. Here’s how:
- Confirm allergies by email
- Ask staff to pre-order
- Ask facilities about access
- Let us know about coeliac disease
We can serve each shift in turn, as agreed in advance.
Cover near the van keeps the queue dry.
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch