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Christmas party fish and chips in Yalding, Kent

We bring a fish and chip van for your Christmas party to Yalding and nearby, frying fresh at your venue.

  • Christmas lunches for shift teams
  • Office Christmas parties
  • Christmas markets and fairs

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Christmas party fish and chips for Yalding events

Common questions in Yalding

How far is Yalding from London?

Roughly 30 miles from the centre of London.

Can the van park in Quarry Wood?

Only if the landowner, generally the council, allows it. Check with them first, and tell us what they say.

Can you come to our office Christmas party?

Yes, if there is a suitable spot for the van and the site allows it.

Can you park on the road outside?

Only where it’s legal to park, or with a council parking suspension or road closure. Check with your council first.

Does the batter contain gluten?

Not as standard: batter is typically made with wheat flour. Let us know and we will tell you what we can do.

What areas do you cover?

We take the van across London and the South East, Kent included. See all areas.

Is everything cooked fresh?

It is. The fryers are in the van, so it is fried on the spot, rather than made in advance.

Do you need power or water?

Let us know about power and water at the site when you enquire, and we will say what we need.

How our Christmas party fish and chips works in Yalding

Fish and chips is food everyone enjoys, which makes it ideal for a big, mixed group. Whether it is work Christmas parties and new Year parties, we can cook mushy peas, sausage and chips and pie and chips and more.

Near Yalding, country lanes are dark in winter, so tell us about the route and lighting at the spot. We cook inside the van, right where your guests are, and the food reaches them hot and crisp.

Location
Yalding (ME18)
County
Kent
Menu
Cod, haddock, chips, sausages, pies
Sides
Gravy, mushy peas, curry sauce
Quote
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Page updated
24 October 2026
A Christmas table setting with lights and greenery

What a fish and chip van costs

These are the factors that matter most:

  • Peak dates such as summer Saturdays
  • How easy the site is to reach
  • Numbers
  • Service time

Cost depends on numbers, menu and service time, plus travel and access. Every booking gets its own quote.

Details that help

The more we know about your Christmas party, the better we can plan. Please include:

  • How to get in: gates, lanes and ground
  • The venue or postcode
  • Rough numbers for adults and children
  • A picture of the space and the way in

Not sure of numbers yet? No problem: give us a rough idea and the date, and we will quote on that. To start, fill in our quote form.

Step by step

The smell of the fryers does the inviting. Each piece of fish is battered and fried to order, with chips cooked in batches as the queue moves. It gets dark in Yalding by about 3:50pm at Christmas; park the van where there’s good light, and keep the walk short.

  1. You share your date, numbers and address.
  2. We check the route in and send a price.
  3. We arrive early to park and heat the fryers.
  4. Fish goes into the batter and straight into the fryer, to order.
  5. Service is straight from the hatch, then we pack up.

Getting ready for the day

  • Give us your final numbers and allergies
  • Let us know the serving time
  • Think about a gazebo by the van in case of rain

How to get a price

Tell us your date, venue or postcode and roughly how many people, plus when you’d like to eat, and you will get a clear price. To get started, fill in our quote form.

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Planning help

Allergies and dietary needs

We need to know about dietary needs and allergies in advance, and we will be straight with you about what’s possible. To get it right:

  • Have a back-up for special diets
  • Put allergy details in writing
  • December Fridays go first: book early
  • Collect allergies in advance

Keep the walk from the door to the van short, so nobody is out in the cold for long.

Festive lights by the van look great.

For planners, venues and organisers

Booking for a company? Tell us what your finance team needs, and we’ll talk you through the process. We can work with your facilities team on access and timings.

If you are organising for someone else, such as a wedding planner, an office manager or a fête committee, we are happy to deal with you and the venue directly. It saves passing messages back and forth.

Yalding in December: what to know

Yalding is about 5 miles south-west of Maidstone, in Kent. Christmas parties in Yalding are planned around your venue and timings: a clear quote, an agreed spot for the van and food fried fresh on the day. We serve 922 places across Kent, from the larger towns to small villages. You can also see our page for Canterbury, about 28 miles away.

If a church like St Peter's and St Paul's Church is running a Christmas fair, a chip van is a welcome sight on a cold evening.

Anywhere in ME18, we can fry fresh for your guests, from busy streets to quiet lanes. Streets in the area include High Street, Windmill Path and Blunden Lane, and the van can serve a Christmas party on any of them with a suitable parking spot. Neighbouring places where we serve Christmas parties include Congelow (1 mile south), Benover (1 mile south), Hunton (1 mile south-east), Nettlestead Green (1 mile north-west) and Laddingford (1 mile south-west). We also serve nearby towns such as Maidstone (5 miles north-east), Sittingbourne (15 miles north-east), Sevenoaks (11 miles west), Royal Tunbridge Wells (10 miles south-west), Gravesend (14 miles north) and Tonbridge (7 miles west).

Other landmarks nearby include Oakwood Hospital (3.7 miles north-east) and Teapot Island (0.8 miles south-west).

  • Pubs nearby include The Walnut Tree Public House (less than half a mile north-west)
Map of Yalding © OpenStreetMap contributors

Is a fish and chip van right for your Christmas party?

A cold buffet doesn’t feel festive. Hot fish and chips is. Most vans have a minimum charge, since getting the van there costs the same however many eat. Ask us what applies to your Christmas party.

Why Yalding hosts choose us

  • Hot food handed straight over
  • A clear quote before booking
  • Fried fresh, not kept warm
  • No kitchen needed

Take a look at how we price or our guide to van hire costs.

Should I sort the food myself?

If you do order from a chip shop, ring well ahead and collect as close to eating time as you can. For a crowd, a van is typically simpler.

Ordering in from a local chip shop is an option. Large orders are slow, and the food cools in the bags. A van solves that by cooking on site.

The menu, dish by dish

Cod and chips

Cod and chips is the meal most people picture when they think of a chip shop. Fried to order in the van, it is hot, crisp and generous.

Mushy peas

No fish and chips is complete without mushy peas for many people.

Why choose Christmas party fish and chips in Yalding?

It works for teams who can’t leave site.

We are booked for all kinds of occasions in Yalding and nearby. Some of the most common are:

  • Office Christmas parties
  • Lights switch-on events
  • Club and society Christmas socials
  • Christmas customer days

Train travellers will want to know that the nearest station is Yalding station, about 1 mile west.

Before booking anyone

  • How long service runs, and what happens if you overrun
  • What the price includes, item by item
  • Travel, tolls and road charges
  • The cancellation terms

Choosing a fish and chip van

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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