Fish and chip van hire, fried fresh at your event · London and the South East

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Fish and chip van hire in ME18

Hosting a party in ME18? We cover Yalding, Wateringbury and Nettlestead and the rest of the district, with the van parked up at your venue.

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About fish and chip van hire in ME18

The menu is short and classic: cod, haddock, chips, sausages and pies, with mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy. A short menu keeps the food fresh and the queue moving. On the menu are gravy, sausage and chips and mushy peas, and we’re often booked for garden get-togethers and milestone birthday parties.

We arrive in good time before you want to eat, set up and bring the oil up to temperature. Guests normally gather round the hatch once service starts.

  1. You share your date, numbers and address.
  2. We check the route in and send a price.
  3. We arrive early to park and heat the fryers.
  4. Everything is fried to order as the queue moves.
  5. We serve hot from the hatch and pack up when we are done.

What it costs in ME18

Travel, tolls and charges such as ULEZ can affect the price, so tell us exactly where your event is.

Why book our van

  • No kitchen needed
  • A clear quote before booking
  • Fried fresh, not kept warm
  • A van that becomes part of the event

Getting a price

A detailed enquiry gets a more accurate quote: where the van would park, how to get in, numbers and timings. A picture of the spot helps too. To send your details, send us your details through our quote form.

Around Yalding

In Yalding, that can mean an event near Quarry Wood, The Walnut Tree Public House and St Peter's and St Paul's Church. For guests coming by rail, the closest station is Yalding station, roughly 1 mile west of the centre. Well-known places in the area include Oakwood Hospital (3.7 miles north-east) and Teapot Island (0.8 miles south-west).

Fish and chip van hire in ME18: local guide

ME18 covers everything from Yalding, Wateringbury and Branbridges to 17 small villages and hamlets, and a chip van suits every kind of setting. In towns, plan parking and access; in villages, tell us about lanes and ground.

Yalding: For guests coming by train, Yalding station is about 1 mile away. Thinking of using Quarry Wood? Parks usually need the owner’s permission, often the council’s, before a catering van can park or trade. In Yalding, the sun sets at about 9:15pm in late June and about 7:00pm in late September, so summer evening events are normally served in daylight. In December it’s dark by about 3:50pm, so winter events need lighting by the van.

What the van needs

We’ll agree the van’s spot with you before the day. A good spot ticks these boxes:

  • The site’s agreement to a catering van
  • Light near the van and the queue for evening service
  • A spot near your guests

Is a fish and chip van right for you?

Plated meals need a kitchen and a bigger team. A van needs only a level spot and permission to park, and the food is cooked to order.

Comparing caterers

  • Whether VAT is included
  • What the van needs: space, access, power
  • What the price includes, item by item
  • The service time, and the cost of running over

Food your guests will love

Mushy peas

Mushy peas are a must for plenty of fish and chip fans, and they’re on the menu.

Gravy

In the north and the Midlands, gravy is the side of choice, and it goes perfectly with a pie.

For event organisers in ME18

Planners and coordinators can contact us directly, and we will keep you updated on arrival and serving times.

For repeat bookings, such as regular staff lunches or annual fairs, let us know your dates early, so we can hold the date.

Occasions we serve in ME18

Hot food on a cold or wet day is hard to beat, and the van keeps frying whatever the weather.

These are some of the bookings we take around ME18:

  • Big birthdays
  • Staff thank-you lunches
  • Care home visits
  • Community events and fairs

ME18 questions

What does the van need?

Less than you might think: a drive, a car park, a yard or a firm lawn, with a clear way in. If in doubt, send a photo.

How does fish and chip van hire work?

The van comes to you, cook fresh on site, and serve at the time you want.

Do you do anything other than fish?

We serve sausages and pies as well as fish. Tell us about other diets and we will tell you what we can offer.

Does the batter contain gluten?

Not as standard: batter is typically made with wheat flour. Tell us about any coeliac guests and we’ll explain the options before booking.

How fast is service?

That depends on numbers, menu and timing. Give us your numbers and service window, and we’ll plan service around it.

Is it a full meal?

Yes. Fish and chips with mushy peas is a full meal, and you can add your own cake or desserts.

How much does a fish and chip van cost in ME18?

It depends on numbers, the menu, how long we serve and travel. Tell us about your event and we’ll send a quote.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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