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Christmas party fish and chips in Yopps Green, Kent

A menu everybody knows: fish and chips, sausages and pies, plus mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy on the side. Book a fish and chip van for your Christmas party in Yopps Green.

  • Family Christmas get-togethers
  • Staff Christmas parties
  • Lights switch-on events

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A chip van near Yopps Green

What affects the price in Yopps Green

Your quote will be clear. What affects it most:

  • How long we serve
  • Whether a minimum applies
  • Parking and the way in
  • Numbers

Most vans have a minimum charge, since getting the van there costs the same however many eat. We’ll tell you up front.

Getting an accurate quote

The more we know about your Christmas party, the better we can plan. Please include:

  • Access details such as gates and narrow lanes
  • Allergies and diets you know about
  • A photo of the parking spot
  • The date and when you’d like to eat

Getting a quote is simple: tell us the date, place, numbers and serving time. We will come back with a clear quote.

How our Christmas party fish and chips works in Yopps Green

For a family gathering over Christmas, the van can come to you, if the date suits. Popular choices include cod and chips, pie and chips and gravy, and typical bookings are for boxing Day and New Year gatherings and festive open days.

Near Yopps Green, country lanes are dark in winter, so tell us about the route and lighting at the spot. We plan the timings around your day, whether that’s a first dance, a lunch break or a service time.

A piece of battered fish, chips and curry sauce on a dark board
Where
Yopps Green (TN15)
County
Kent
Menu
Cod, haddock, chips, sausages, pies
Extras
Mushy peas, curry sauce, gravy
Quote
Quoted for your event
Page updated
24 October 2026

The menu, dish by dish

Gravy

A pot of gravy turns chips into comfort food.

Sausage and chips

For anyone who does not fancy fish, there is sausage and chips, and children love it.

FAQs for Yopps Green

How far is Yopps Green from London?

Roughly 23 miles from the centre of London.

Do you come to venues in the Kent Downs National Landscape?

Yes, though some venues in protected landscapes have extra rules for vehicles; ask your venue. We’ll follow the site rules.

Can you cater for allergies?

Yes, we can tell you which allergens are in each item. Fish and gluten are the main ones in battered fish. Send us any allergies in writing.

Is the food cooked at the event?

It is. We cook inside the van, so it is fried on the spot, not cooked earlier and kept warm.

Is grass a problem?

Often, if the ground is firm and dry. Soft, wet ground can trap any vehicle, so have a hard-surface back-up.

When do Christmas bookings fill up?

Ideally in the summer or early autumn, especially for a Friday.

Can you serve children?

Yes, children are easy to cater for. Tell us how many children, and we will include them in the plan.

How fast is service?

Keeping choices simple and sending people up in groups helps. Tell us your timings and we will advise.

Organising for someone else?

Parks, greens and streets typically need permission for a catering van. Ask the council or landowner early.

For big groups, the service window matters, so we can plan how to keep the queue short. Staggering groups helps a lot.

Where the van can park in Yopps Green

Every site is different, so we ask about the spot and the way in before we confirm. Generally, we look for:

  • Flat, firm ground for the van
  • Room in front of the hatch for a queue
  • Somewhere close to where people will eat

If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we will advise.

What we serve

  • Cod and chips
  • Mushy peas
  • Curry sauce
  • Haddock and chips
  • Gravy
  • Sausage and chips
  • Pie and chips

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Planning a Christmas party in Yopps Green

Yopps Green is about 5 miles north of Tonbridge, in Kent. Whether your Christmas party is in the middle of Yopps Green or on the outskirts, the service works the same way: fresh frying, hot food from the hatch and a clear price. We take the van to 922 places in Kent. Our nearest city page is London, about 23 miles away.

Carol services and Christmas fairs at churches such as Plaxtol Church draw people who are glad of hot food afterwards. Train travellers will want to know that Borough Green & Wrotham station is about 2 miles away. Yopps Green is within about 7 miles of the Kent Downs National Landscape; in winter, rural routes need a bit more planning.

Anywhere in TN15, we can bring the van to you, from busy streets to quiet lanes. From Sheet Hill and Yopps Green or anywhere nearby, we can park up and fry there. For Christmas parties just outside Yopps Green, we cover Sheet Hill (1 mile north-west), Ivy Hatch (1 mile west), Ightham (1 mile north-west), Shipbourne (1 mile south) and Oldbury (2 miles north-west). Larger places within reach include Maidstone (10 miles east), Dartford (13 miles north), Sevenoaks (5 miles west), Royal Tunbridge Wells (9 miles south), Gravesend (12 miles north) and Tonbridge (5 miles south).

A little further out are Ightham Court (2.1 miles north) and Sevenoaks Hospital (4.6 miles west).

  • Schools near Yopps Green include Wrotham School (2.5 miles north)
  • Nearby, you’ll find The Plough Public House (0.9 miles north-east)
Map of Yopps Green © OpenStreetMap contributors

Why choose Christmas party fish and chips in Yopps Green?

By December, many people have had several Christmas dinners, so a chip van makes a nice change.

Whatever the occasion in Yopps Green, fish and chips from the hatch goes down well. We’re frequently booked for:

  • Christmas customer days
  • Staff Christmas parties
  • Christmas family parties
  • New Year parties

PTA Christmas fairs, for a school such as Plaxtol Primary School, suit a chip van.

Questions to ask before booking

  • How allergens are handled
  • VAT, if it applies
  • How much space the van takes up
  • Payment terms and deposit

How to compare vans

Allergies and dietary needs

We need to know about dietary needs and allergies in advance, and we’ll be straight with you about what’s possible. To make it work smoothly:

  • Choose a lit spot for the van
  • Let us know about coeliac disease
  • Agree the spot with the venue
  • Ask about allergies on the party invitation

For a work party, food early in the evening typically works best.

A charity collection for a local food bank is a nice touch.

Is a fish and chip van right for your Christmas party?

For something other than turkey, a chip van is hard to beat in Yopps Green. The date matters too: peak summer weekends and Christmas party Fridays book up first. Ask about your date early.

Why book our van in Yopps Green

  • Works on wet days as well as sunny ones
  • The classic sides: peas, curry sauce and gravy
  • Cod, haddock, sausages and pies
  • A quote that spells everything out

See our pricing or what a fish and chip van costs.

How the day works

You do not need to do much on the day: show us the spot, tell us when to start, and enjoy your Christmas party. The frying and serving are down to us. At about 3:55pm in late December, it gets dark in Yopps Green; light the path to the van.

  1. You share your date, numbers and address.
  2. We check the route in and send a price.
  3. We arrive early to park and heat the fryers.
  4. Fish goes into the batter and straight into the fryer, to order.
  5. We serve hot from the hatch and pack up when we’re done.

Before we arrive

  • Share the timings for the day
  • Have a level parking spot ready
  • Let us know who to talk to on the day

How to get a price

Every booking is quoted individually, so the price fits what you actually need. For a quote, fill in our quote form.

Tell us about your event

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  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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