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Corporate fish and chip catering in Cobham, Kent

Fried to order and served hot: a fish and chip van for your team in Cobham and the surrounding area.

  • Project milestones
  • Leaving dos
  • Charity and fundraising days at work

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Corporate fish and chip catering for Cobham events

How our corporate fish and chip catering works in Cobham

A short menu keeps the queue moving through a lunch break: fish, sausages, pies and chips, with the classic sides. Typical bookings include staff thank-you lunches and end-of-project celebrations, serving pie and chips, mushy peas and haddock and chips.

Rural businesses around Cobham can be a long way from anywhere to buy lunch, so a chip van lunch is welcome. Everything we need comes with the van, and we pack up and leave the spot as we found it.

Where
Cobham (DA12)
County
Kent
From the fryer
Cod and haddock, chips, sausages and pies
Sides
Gravy, mushy peas, curry sauce
Price
Quoted for your event
Updated
24 October 2026
A long piece of battered fish with chips on a dark plate

A closer look at the menu

Curry sauce

Curry sauce divides opinion, so we bring it along.

Pie and chips

For a heartier option, there’s pie and chips.

Allergies and dietary needs

We take allergies seriously. Help us by following these steps:

  • Send round an allergy question
  • Let us know about coeliac disease
  • Find out what documents the site needs
  • Tell us exactly when each group can eat

Bins and napkins by the van make it easy.

A pre-order list speeds things up and helps with allergies.

Cobham questions

Is Cobham close to London?

Roughly 23 miles from the centre of London.

Could you trade in Jeskyns?

Only if the landowner, generally the council, allows it. Ask them first, and tell us what they say.

How much space do you need?

Not much: a hard surface or firm, dry grass, that the van can reach easily. Send us a photo if you’re not sure.

Does the batter contain gluten?

Our battered fish contains gluten, because standard batter uses wheat flour. Let us know about coeliac staff in advance, and we’ll tell you honestly what we can offer.

Is there a non-fish option?

We serve sausages and pies as well as fish. Tell us about other diets and we’ll be honest about what’s possible.

What will facilities need from you?

Send us your site’s list, and we will confirm what we can provide.

Do we need to provide anything?

Let us know about power and water at the site in your enquiry, and we will confirm what we need.

How quickly can you serve everyone?

Keeping choices simple and sending people up in groups helps. Tell us your timings and we will advise.

Planning a team lunch in Cobham

Cobham is about 3 miles south of Gravesend, in Kent. Across the DA12 area, we can bring the van to you. We take the van to all 922 towns and villages across Kent. You can also see our page for London, about 23 miles away.

For colleagues arriving by train, Sole Street station, about 1.2 miles south-west, is the nearest station. Central London is about 23 miles from Cobham, and we cover it as standard.

For staff events in DA12, we just need to know where the van can park. That could mean a staff event at a home on The Street, Lawrence Drive and Cobhambury Road, wherever the van can park. Other places close to Cobham we cover include Upper Bush (2 miles south-east), Lower Bush (2 miles south-east), Cuxton (2 miles south-east), North Halling (3 miles south-east) and Upper Halling (3 miles south). Larger places within reach include Maidstone (10 miles south-east), Sittingbourne (15 miles east), Dartford (8 miles north-west), Sevenoaks (12 miles south-west), Gravesend (3 miles north) and Tonbridge (14 miles south).

Other landmarks nearby include Rochester Castle (4.3 miles east) and Gravesham Community Hospital (3.9 miles north-west). Green spaces nearby include Gad's Hill and Ranscombe Farm.

  • Local schools include Thamesview School (2.3 miles north)
  • Local pubs include The Ship Inn (under half a mile south)
Map of Cobham © OpenStreetMap contributors

Should I sort the food myself?

Deep-frying for lots of people at home is risky: hot oil and a busy party are a bad combination. Leave the frying to a van built for it.

Weighing up a takeaway order against booking a van? Think about numbers, timing and how hot you want the food. We’re happy to send a quote so you can compare.

Organising for someone else?

Organising a club, school or community event in Cobham? Fish and chips is a reliable crowd-pleaser. Give us the details and we’ll suggest how it could work.

For repeat bookings, such as regular staff lunches or annual fairs, let us know your dates early, so we can plan ahead.

What a fish and chip van costs

Here’s what makes the biggest difference to the price:

  • The number of meals
  • Your choice of menu
  • Any minimum charge
  • Distance and any road charges

Fish and chip van prices depend on the booking. A short service and a long afternoon’s trading are very different bookings. Your quote spells it all out.

Getting an accurate quote

Here’s what makes a quick, accurate quote possible:

  • A photo of the space and the way in
  • Roughly how many people, including children
  • The address or venue name
  • Where you’d like the van to go

Tell us your date, venue or postcode and roughly how many people, plus when you’d like to eat, and we will reply with a quote. Just fill in our quote form.

Why choose corporate fish and chip catering in Cobham?

People remember it.

We’re booked for all kinds of occasions in Cobham and nearby. Some of the most common are:

  • Project milestones
  • Thank-you lunches for the team
  • Summer staff parties
  • Leaving dos

Among the historic houses close to Cobham are Cobham College (under half a mile south-west) and Starkey Castle (3.1 miles south-east). Historic venues suit client days, but check their vehicle rules before planning a van.

What your quote should include

  • When final numbers are due
  • The deposit and payment dates
  • The van’s size and access needs
  • Whether there’s a minimum

15 questions to ask before you book

How the day works

If the plan changes on the day, a quick word is all it takes: we can start a little later or slow the pace to suit your staff event. A lunch-break van visit in Cobham is always in daylight, but evening events need lights from about 3:50pm in December or 7:00pm in late September.

  1. Get in touch with the basics: when, where and roughly how many.
  2. A photo of the parking spot helps us check the van will fit.
  3. Closer to the day, we confirm the arrival time and serving time.
  4. The van rolls up, the hatch opens and the fryers get going for your staff.
  5. Once the last portion is out, we pack up and go.

Before we arrive

  • Plan where the queue will stand
  • Confirm the van is allowed on site
  • Tell us when you want to eat

Ask for a quote

Getting a quote is simple: tell us the date, place, numbers and serving time. We’ll send a clear quote that says what’s included.

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Planning help

A chip van compared with other options

For a staff treat people will remember, a fish and chip van is a great choice. The date matters too: peak summer weekends and Christmas party Fridays book up first. Ask about your date early.

What you get with us

  • No kitchen needed
  • The classic sides: peas, curry sauce and gravy
  • Everything cooked to order at your event
  • Quick service from the hatch

Read our prices page and what a fish and chip van costs.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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