East Sussex · England
Corporate fish and chip catering in Crowborough, East Sussex
From the first sizzle in the fryer to the last chip, a fish and chip van for your team makes the food a highlight of your staff event in Crowborough.
- Staff thank-you lunches
- Retirement send-offs
- Fish Friday treats
Book the van in Crowborough
Corporate fish and chip catering in Crowborough, fried fresh
We work with your facilities team on access and parking, and we will confirm what we can provide for your site’s paperwork. Whether it is staff thank-you lunches and end-of-project celebrations, we will put together a menu of pie and chips, cod and chips and haddock and chips and more.
Workplaces in Crowborough range from offices to industrial units. The van brings lunch to the team. We keep the menu short: fewer choices means fresher food and shorter queues.
- Location
- Crowborough (TN6)
- County
- East Sussex
- Menu
- Cod, haddock, chips, sausages, pies
- Extras
- Gravy, mushy peas, curry sauce
- Quote
- Quoted for your event
- Last updated
- 24 October 2026
DIY versus a fish and chip van
DIY food keeps costs down, but the host spends the event serving. Booking the van means hot food and no stress.
A DIY buffet works for small groups. For larger numbers, or when you want hot food, a van takes the pressure off, and nobody has to miss the staff event.
Planning a team lunch in Crowborough
Crowborough is about 16 miles south of Sevenoaks, in East Sussex. Tell us where your staff event in Crowborough will be, and we will plan access and set-up before the day. Crowborough is one of 289 places in East Sussex where we bring the van. You can also see our page for Brighton, about 20 miles away.
For colleagues arriving by train, Crowborough station is about 1 mile away. Central London is about 33 miles from Crowborough, and we cover it as standard. The High Weald National Landscape is within about 5 miles, which suits team days in the countryside.
Anywhere in TN6, we can bring the van to you, from busy streets to quiet lanes. Whether your staff event is on Church Road, High Street and London Road or a nearby road, we will bring the van to you. With the A26 and B2100 close by, Crowborough is simple for us to get to. Close by, we cover staff events in Jarvis Brook (1 mile east), Steel Cross (1 mile north-east), Boarshead (2 miles north-east), Sweethaws (2 miles south-west) and Marden's Hill (2 miles north-west). Within a short drive, we also cover Lewes (14 miles south-west), Hailsham (14 miles south), Uckfield (6 miles south-west), South Malling (14 miles south-west), Heathfield (7 miles south-east) and Southover (14 miles south-west). Crowborough is one of the larger places we cover in East Sussex, with plenty of venues for staff events.
Other landmarks nearby include Crowborough War Memorial Hospital (0.5 miles west). Within reach you’ll find Crowborough Country Park.
- Schools near Crowborough include Beacon Academy (within half a mile north-east)
- Pubs nearby include The Crowborough Cross pub (0.7 miles north-west)
What happens on the day
A typical booking goes like this: we arrive, park up and set up, the oil comes up to temperature, and food goes out hot when you are ready to eat. Lunchtime staff treats in Crowborough are in daylight all year round, but later events need lighting: it is dark by about 3:55pm in December.
- Start with three things: the date, the place and a rough headcount.
- A photo of the parking spot helps us check the van will fit.
- A week or so before, we confirm timings and numbers.
- The van rolls up, the hatch opens and the fryers get going for your staff.
- Once the last portion is out, we pack up and go.
Getting ready for the day
- Tell us when you want to eat
- Ensure the van can get in
- Plan where the queue will stand
Get a quote
Every booking is quoted individually, based on your numbers, timings and travel. For a quote, send us your details through our quote form.
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Allergies and dietary needs
A little planning helps everyone eat safely. A few tips:
- Find out what documents the site needs
- Arrange something for anyone with needs we can’t meet
- Give us break and shift times
- Send allergies to us in writing
For shift teams, we serve in waves, as agreed in advance.
Make it a regular thing: monthly or quarterly.
What comes out of the fryer
Haddock and chips
Haddock has a slightly sweeter flavour and a firmer flake. It is the traditional favourite in Scotland and much of the north.
Mushy peas
Proper mushy peas start with dried marrowfat peas. They’re the side most people expect.
For planners, venues and organisers
If you are booking for a business, tell us how you’d like to handle the booking and payment, and we’ll talk you through the process. We’re happy to liaise with facilities on parking and timings.
For repeat bookings, such as regular staff lunches or annual fairs, let us know your dates early, so we can hold the date.
Places near Crowborough
Also in Crowborough
Occasions we serve in Crowborough
It’s hot food on site, whatever the weather.
We are booked for all kinds of occasions in Crowborough and nearby. Popular bookings include:
- Shift teams at depots and warehouses
- Retirement send-offs
- Charity and fundraising days at work
- Celebrating a big win
Nearby historic houses include Groombridge Place (4.6 miles north). Historic venues suit client days, but check their vehicle rules before planning a van.
Questions to ask before you book
- The deadline for final numbers
- Exactly what’s included in the price
- The service time, and the cost of running over
- Whether travel is included
Why choose a fish and chip van in Crowborough?
A meal out takes everyone off site. The van brings lunch to the team. When you compare quotes, check what each one includes: hours, menu, travel, minimum charge and VAT. We set ours out clearly.
Why book our van in Crowborough
- Nothing for you to cook or clear
- We cook inside the van, whatever the weather
- The queue at the hatch gets people talking
- Everything cooked to order at your event
Read our pricing and the cost guide.
Common questions in Crowborough
Can the van go to venues in the High Weald National Landscape?
Yes, though some venues in protected landscapes have extra rules for vehicles; ask your venue. We’ll follow the site rules.
Is Crowborough close to London?
Roughly 33 miles from the centre of London, and well within our area.
What areas do you cover?
We take the van across London and the South East, East Sussex included. Find your area.
Do you have allergen information?
We provide allergen information for everything we serve. Battered fish contains fish and, in standard batter, gluten. Tell us about allergies in advance.
Is everything cooked fresh?
Yes. We fry to order in the van at your venue, then handed over hot from the hatch.
How quickly can you serve everyone?
It depends on numbers, the menu and how people arrive. Tell us your numbers and how long you have for food, and we’ll plan to keep the queue moving.
Can you park on the road outside?
That depends on local parking rules. Off-road parking is normally simpler; if it has to be the street, check with the council.
Is the fish gluten-free?
Standard batter is made with wheat flour, so battered fish contains gluten. Tell us about coeliac staff when you enquire, and we will be straight with you about what’s possible.
What affects the price in Crowborough
These are the factors that matter most:
- Distance and any road charges
- Peak dates such as summer Saturdays
- How long we serve
- The minimum booking
The price depends on numbers, the menu and how long we serve, along with distance and access to the site. Every booking gets its own quote.
What to tell us
When you contact us, it helps to tell us:
- The address or venue name
- Any dietary needs and allergies
- The date and when you’d like to eat
- The spot you have in mind for the van
Send us the date, the address or TN6 postcode and rough numbers, along with your serving time, and you’ll get a clear price. Just send us your details through our quote form.
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch