Hampshire · England
Corporate Fish and Chip Catering in Funtley
Something for almost everyone: cod or haddock in batter, chips, sausages and pies, plus mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy on the side. Book a fish and chip van for your team in Funtley.
- Thank-you lunches for the team
- Retirement send-offs
- Warehouse, depot and site teams
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Your questions about a fish and chip van for your team in Funtley
Do you come out to small places like Funtley?
Not at all. We serve villages and hamlets as well as towns. Tell us about lanes, gates and the ground.
Can you serve near the sea around Funtley?
Yes. The cooking is inside the van, so wind does not affect it, but the queue will want shelter.
How fast is service?
That depends on numbers, menu and timing. Tell us your numbers and how long you have for food, and we will plan service around it.
Where can the van park?
A level, firm spot it can drive onto, close to where people will eat, and space for a queue. Tell us about gates, lanes and soft ground.
Do you need power or water?
Somewhere suitable to park, with permission. Mention any power or water available and we’ll take it from there.
Can you park on the road outside?
It depends on the road. A drive, car park or yard is usually easier; for the street, check the council’s rules.
Can you cater for allergies?
Tell us about allergies when you book, and we will tell you what’s in each item and what we can offer.
Where do you take the van?
We take the van across London and the South East, including Hampshire. Find your area.
About our corporate fish and chip catering in Funtley
Facilities can deal with us directly, and we’ll go through what your site needs from us. Popular choices include sausage and chips, cod and chips and haddock and chips, and we’re regularly asked to cater lunch for site crews and customer days.
Rural businesses around Funtley can be a long way from anywhere to buy lunch, which makes a chip van a real treat. The menu is short on purpose: a few classics done properly keeps the food fresh and the queue moving.
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What affects the price in Funtley
Here’s what makes the biggest difference to the price:
- How many people are eating
- Parking and the way in
- The date and time of year
- Cod, haddock or both
Cost depends on numbers, menu and service time, along with distance and access to the site. Every booking gets its own quote.
What we need to know
Here’s what makes a quick, accurate quote possible:
- Your date and serving time
- A picture of the parking spot
- Any dietary needs and allergies
- Where you’d like the van to go
Tell us your date, venue or postcode and roughly how many people, plus when you’d like to eat, and you’ll get a clear price. To get started, fill in our quote form.
Funtley for staff days and team lunches
Funtley is about 1 mile north of Fareham, in Hampshire. Around Funtley, we park wherever there’s level, firm ground. We take the van to 683 places in Hampshire. Our nearest city page is Southampton, about 9 miles away.
Central London is about 65 miles from Funtley, and we cover it as standard. The coast is within about 5 miles, so a chip van lunch feels like a day at the seaside.
Staff events anywhere in PO15, PO17 and PO16 start with a parking spot for the van and roughly how many staff. Local streets include Funtley Road, Stag Way and Roebuck Avenue; a staff event on any of them works well with a drive or nearby car park. If your venue is just outside Funtley, we also cover Knowle (1 mile north), Heathfield (1 mile south), Tapnage (1 mile north), Catisfield (2 miles south-west) and Titchfield Park (2 miles west). Within a short drive, we also cover Winchester (14 miles north), Gosport (5 miles south-east), Havant (10 miles east), Eastleigh (9 miles north-west), Horndean (9 miles east) and Totton (13 miles west).
Nearby you will also find Carron Row Farm Museum (1.5 miles south-west) and Fareham Shopping Centre (1.7 miles south-east). Green spaces nearby include Portsdown Hill and Swanwick Lakes.
- Nearby schools include The Henry Cort Community College (0.9 miles south-west)
- Local pubs include The Miners Arms (within half a mile east)
About the food
Cod and chips
Cod is the classic: mild, white and flaky, and it is the favourite in much of the south. It’s battered and fried to order, so it’s crisp when it reaches you.
Haddock and chips
Haddock has loyal fans: sweeter and a touch firmer than cod. Tell us if you’d like to offer it.
Planning for dietary needs
Tell us about dietary needs and allergies early, and we will tell you honestly what we can offer. To get it right:
- Consider a pre-order list
- Flag any coeliac staff
- Find out what documents the site needs
- Tell us exactly when each group can eat
We can serve each shift in turn, as agreed in advance.
Cover near the van keeps the queue dry.
Events we cater in Funtley
There’s nothing to book but the van, so it’s simple to arrange.
We can help if you are planning any of the following:
- Charity days
- Leaving dos
- Warehouse, depot and site teams
- Friday lunch treats
Commuters will know that the nearest station is Fareham station, about 1.4 miles south-east.
Before you book anyone
- What happens if the event is cancelled or moved
- The van’s size and access needs
- Whether VAT is included
- How allergens are handled
How the day works
Your timings come first. If the day runs behind, we simply start frying a little later, so the food is still fresh when it’s served. After-work summer events in Funtley have daylight until about 9:20pm in late June and 7:10pm in late September; for winter events, dark by about 4:00pm, we need lighting.
- Tell us what you are planning and when you’d like to eat.
- We come back with availability and a clear price.
- We agree exactly where the van parks.
- Batter, fish and chips all go into the fryer as people come up.
- The pitch is left tidy when we go.
Before we arrive
- Check the way in for low branches, cables and narrow gates
- Tell us when you want to eat
- Give us your final numbers and allergies
Ask for a quote
Each quote is put together for your staff event. Start with your date, and we will confirm whether we are available that day.
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Working with your venue
If you are booking for a business, tell us how you’d like to handle the booking and payment, and we will talk you through the process. We can work with your facilities team on access and timings.
Parks, greens and streets generally need permission for a catering van. The council or landowner will tell you what they need.
Where the van can park in Funtley
A good parking spot makes the whole thing easier. We look for:
- Flat, firm ground for the van
- A spot near your staff
- A clear area by the serving hatch
If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we’ll advise.
What we serve
- Sausage and chips
- Cod and chips
- Mushy peas
- Staff lunches
- Haddock and chips
- Pie and chips
A fish and chip van or other catering?
Taking the team out for a meal means booking, travel and time away from site. A van comes to you. Most vans have a minimum charge, because the van, fuel and travel cost the same for a small group. We’ll tell you up front.
Why Funtley hosts choose us
- No kitchen, no crockery, no washing up
- Bookings across Hampshire, including Funtley
- The classic sides: peas, curry sauce and gravy
- We cook inside the van, whatever the weather
Take a look at our prices page or our guide to van hire costs.
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch