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Corporate fish and chip catering in Hounslow, Greater London
Hot, crisp and cooked while you wait: a fish and chip van for your team in Hounslow and the surrounding area.
- Thank-you lunches for the team
- Charity and fundraising days at work
- A monthly Fish Friday
Fresh fish and chips in Hounslow
About our corporate fish and chip catering in Hounslow
We park in your car park, yard or forecourt, so nobody has to leave site. Typical bookings include workplace fundraising days and open days, with mushy peas, pie and chips and haddock and chips.
For offices in and around Hounslow, the van typically parks in a car park, yard or loading bay, if the building allows it. Get facilities’ approval and plan access early. Food is served straight from the hatch, so it’s hot and generous, and the queue keeps moving.

- Area
- Hounslow (TW3, TW7, TW2)
- County
- Greater London
- From the fryer
- Fish and chips, sausages, pies
- Sides
- Gravy, mushy peas, curry sauce
- Quote
- Ask us for a quote
- Last updated
- 24 October 2026
Why choose a fish and chip van in Hounslow?
Taking the team out for a meal means booking, travel and time away from site. A van comes to you. Cost depends on numbers, menu and service time, plus travel and access. We quote for each booking individually.
What you get with us
- Fish and chips fried fresh on site
- No kitchen, no crockery, no washing up
- We cover Hounslow and the whole of Greater London
- Rain does not stop the fryers
Events we cater in Hounslow
It works across shifts, with service timed to each break.
In Hounslow and nearby, the van turns up at all sorts of events. Some of the most common are:
- Open days
- A monthly Fish Friday
- Shift teams at depots and warehouses
- Summer team days
Teams travelling in by rail can use the station: the nearest station is Hounslow station, about 0.6 miles south-west.
What to look for in a quote
- How late numbers can change
- What happens if the event is cancelled or moved
- The minimum number of meals or minimum spend
- Allergen information for each item
Workplace catering around Hounslow
Hounslow is about 9 miles west of City of Westminster, in Greater London. Tell us where your staff event in Hounslow will be, and we will plan the route and the parking spot. Hounslow is one of 764 places in Greater London we cover. We serve events right across the region, from Hounslow to London (11 miles away).
Among the historic houses close to Hounslow are Osterley House (1.6 miles north) and Richmond House (1.7 miles south-east). For a client event at a historic house, ask early about rules for catering vans.
Anywhere in TW3, TW7 and TW2, we can fry fresh for your staff, from busy streets to quiet lanes. We can serve a staff event on streets such as New Road, Ivy Road and Bell Road or the roads around them, wherever the van can park. For staff events just outside Hounslow, we cover Woodlands (1 mile north-east), Ivybridge (1 mile south-east), Lampton (1 mile north-west), Isleworth (1 mile east) and Spring Grove (1 mile north). Larger places within reach include London (11 miles east), City of Westminster (9 miles east), Marylebone (9 miles east), Kensington (7 miles east), St Pancras (11 miles east) and Shoreditch (12 miles east).
Other landmarks nearby include Museum of Army Music (0.8 miles south) and South Middlesex Hospital (0.9 miles south-east). Within reach you will find Garden Lake and Richmond Hill.
- Local schools include Kingsley Academy (less than half a mile north-west) and Royal Military School of Music (0.8 miles south)
- Local pubs include Moon Under Water pub (0.8 miles west)
- Parks and local facilities nearby include Municipal Borough of Heston and Isleworth (under half a mile north)
Before you choose a spot
No two venues are the same, so we ask about the spot and the way in before we confirm. Generally, we look for:
- A short walk from the party
- Flat, firm ground for the van
- A route in without tight gates or low branches
As a London location, Hounslow is inside the Ultra Low Emission Zone, and parking takes planning: let us know about off-street space or permits.
Not sure about the spot? Send us a photo and we’ll tell you honestly.
From the hatch
- Mushy peas
- Haddock and chips
- Sausage and chips
- Pie and chips
- Staff lunches
- Cod and chips
How the day works
Service is quick: everything is handed over hot from the hatch, and people can eat where they like. Afterwards we pack up. Lunchtime bookings in Hounslow are in daylight all year; winter evening events are dark by about 3:55pm, so plan lighting for later events. Summer events have daylight until around 9:20pm.
- Tell us what you’re planning and when you’d like to eat.
- We come back with availability and a clear price.
- The van’s spot is fixed in advance, and how it gets in.
- Batter, fish and chips all go into the fryer as people come up.
- We leave the spot as we found it.
Preparing for the day
- Give us a contact for the day
- Tell us when you want to eat
- Confirm numbers and dietary needs before the day
Get a quote
Send us the date, the address or TW3 postcode and rough numbers, plus when you’d like to eat, and we will reply with a quote. Just send us your details through our quote form.
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Working with your venue
For big groups, the service window matters, so we can plan how to keep the queue short. Staggering groups helps a lot.
Venues often have their own rules about outside caterers and vehicles: where a van can park, access times and the paperwork they want. Send us your venue’s requirements and we’ll work through them with you.
Should I sort the food myself?
Doing the food yourself saves money, but the host ends up running around. Booking the van means hot food and no stress.
Ordering from a local shop? Call ahead and collect at the last minute. For anything more than a handful of people, a van is generally the easier option.
A closer look at the menu
Gravy
In the north and the Midlands, gravy is the side of choice, and it goes perfectly with a pie.
Sausage and chips
For anyone who does not fancy fish, there is sausage and chips, and it’s a favourite with children.
Your questions about a fish and chip van for your team in Hounslow
What’s the nearest station to Hounslow?
The closest is Hounslow station, roughly 0.6 miles away.
Is parking a problem for the van in Hounslow?
London parking needs planning: let us know about off-street space or permits. We’ll work around it.
When do you arrive?
We get there in good time to set up. Timings are agreed in advance.
Can you park in our car park or yard?
Typically, if there’s a level spot and the site allows it. We’ll agree the exact spot with you or facilities.
Can you serve each shift?
Tell us the shift and break times and we’ll plan service around them.
What if the weather’s bad?
Rain doesn’t stop the fryers: the cooking is inside the van. Staff will appreciate cover near the hatch.
Where can the van park?
Less than you might think: a drive, a car park, a yard or a firm lawn, with a clear way in. Send us a picture if you’re not sure.
What about staff who don’t eat fish?
Sausage and chips and pie and chips are on the menu. Tell us about other diets and we’ll tell you what we can offer.
How we price a fish and chip van for your team
Fish and chip van pricing is simple once we know the basics:
- The minimum booking
- Your choice of menu
- Distance and any road charges
- The length of service
Distance and any road charges make a difference, so it helps to give us the postcode.
Getting an accurate quote
To check availability and price, we need:
- Where the event is
- A picture of the space and the way in
- Anything awkward about the way in
- Rough numbers for adults and children
Most quotes start with a few simple details: the date, where the van would park, roughly how many people and when you’d like to eat. To send them, fill in our quote form.
Nearby places to Hounslow
What else we do in Hounslow
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch