Kent · England
Corporate Fish and Chip Catering for Marden events
A menu everybody knows: fish and chips, sausages and pies, with mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy. Book a fish and chip van for your team in Marden.
- Friday lunch treats
- Staff thank-you lunches
- Lunch for site crews
Fresh fish and chips in Marden
Corporate fish and chip catering in Marden, fried fresh
We work with your facilities team on access and parking, and we will go through what your site needs from us. For warehouse, depot and site teams and retirement send-offs, we can cook sausage and chips, cod and chips and pie and chips and more.
For businesses around Marden, a staff lunch in the yard is easy to arrange. Let us know about the site. Food is served straight from the hatch, so every portion is hot, and service is quick once we are up and running.
Is a fish and chip van right for your staff event?
A big takeaway order arrives late and lukewarm. The van cooks on site. The date matters too: summer Saturdays and December Fridays are the busiest days of the year. It is worth asking early.
Why us?
- A clear quote before you book
- Everything cooked to order at your event
- Hot food handed straight over
- We cover Marden and the whole of Kent
Occasions we serve in Marden
Companies book a chip van because it is a treat that suits everyone, from the boardroom to the loading bay.
Whatever the occasion in Marden, fish and chips from the hatch goes down well. We’re frequently booked for:
- Workplace fundraising days
- Fish Friday treats
- Thank-you lunches for the team
- Shift teams at depots and warehouses
Central London is about 34 miles from Marden.
Comparing caterers
- What they can offer for dietary needs
- Travel, tolls and road charges
- What the price includes, item by item
- The deadline for final numbers
Where the van can park in Marden
If a spot isn’t suitable, we’ll tell you, and help find another. What matters most:
- The site’s agreement to a catering van
- Access wide and high enough for the van
- Space for people to queue at the hatch
Not sure about the spot? Send us a photo and we will tell you honestly before you book.
Popular choices
- Sausage and chips
- Haddock and chips
- Staff lunches
- Cod and chips
- Mushy peas
- Pie and chips
FAQs for Marden
What’s the nearest station to Marden?
Marden station, in Marden itself.
Do you come to venues in the High Weald National Landscape?
Yes. Some venues there have rules about vehicles and ground, so check with yours. We will work to whatever the site needs.
Can you park on the road outside?
It depends on the road. Off-road parking is typically simpler; if it has to be the street, check with the council.
Is the food cooked at the event?
Yes. Everything is fried fresh in the van, and serve straight from the hatch.
What paperwork do you provide?
Tell us what your site needs when you enquire, and we will confirm what we can provide.
What do you bring?
Everything is cooked in the van. Tell us about power, water and bins at the site.
Where do you take the van?
We take the van across London and the South East, Kent included. See all areas.
Do you do anything other than fish?
Sausage and chips and pie and chips are on the menu. Tell us about other diets and we’ll tell you what we can offer.
How the day works
Because we cook inside the van, rain does not stop us. It’s worth thinking about cover for the queue, though. A lunch-break van visit in Marden is always in daylight, but evening events need lights from about 3:50pm in December or 7:00pm in late September.
- Contact us with the basics: when, where and roughly how many.
- A photo of the parking spot helps us check the van will fit.
- Closer to the day, we confirm the arrival time and serving time.
- The van rolls up, the hatch opens and the fryers get going for your staff.
- Last portion served, we tidy up and head off.
How to prepare
- Make sure the van can get in
- Leave room in front of the hatch for a queue
- Send us final numbers and any allergies in good time
Getting a price
Send us the date, the address or TN12 postcode and rough numbers, along with your serving time, and you will get a clear price. Just send us your details through our quote form.
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Business events near Marden
Marden is about 7 miles south of Maidstone, in Kent. Staff events in Marden are planned around your venue and timings: a clear quote, an agreed spot for the van and food fried fresh on the day. We take the van to 922 places across Kent. Our bookings stretch from Marden to Canterbury (about 27 miles away).
For staff and visitors coming by train, Marden has its own station, Marden station. With the High Weald National Landscape within about 6 miles, rural team days are easy to arrange.
For staff events in TN12, we just need to know where the van can park. Your staff event could be at a house on High Street, The Old Market and Rookery Court or the roads around them, as long as there’s somewhere for the van. We also bring the van to staff events in Marden Beech (1 mile south-west), Claygate (2 miles west), Pearson's Green (3 miles west), Brandfold (3 miles south-west) and Capel Cross (3 miles south-west). Larger places within reach include Maidstone (7 miles north), Sevenoaks (15 miles north-west), Royal Tunbridge Wells (10 miles west), Tonbridge (9 miles west), Kings Hill (8 miles north-west) and Foley Park (8 miles north).
A little further out are South East Romany Museum (0.9 miles east).
Nearby places to Marden
What else we do in Marden
Diets, allergies and planning
Allergies are taken seriously. Help us by following these steps:
- Tell us about coeliac staff specifically
- Find out what documents the site needs
- Agree the van’s spot with facilities
- Confirm allergies by email
We arrive before your break to park and heat the fryers, so we are ready when the first group comes out.
A gazebo near the hatch helps on wet days.
For event organisers in Marden
If your event is in a public place, such as a park or a street, check what permission you need first. Ask the council or landowner early.
Booking for a company? Tell us what your finance team needs, and we’ll talk you through the process. We can work with your facilities team on access and timings.
About the food
Cod and chips
Cod and chips is the meal most people picture when they think of a chip shop. Cooked fresh at the hatch, it’s hot, crisp and generous.
Curry sauce
The chip shop’s own curry sauce is mild and a little sweet, perfect with chips or a sausage.
DIY versus a fish and chip van
Collecting fish and chips for a crowd yourself is possible, but it’s hard work. By the time you’ve queued, paid and driven back, the batter has gone soft. A van fries it right there, so it is crisp.
Not sure whether to order in or book a van? Think about numbers, timing and how hot you want the food. Ask us for a quote and compare.
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch