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Corporate Fish and Chip Catering for Middle Assendon events

Hot, crisp and cooked while you wait: a fish and chip van for your team in Middle Assendon and the surrounding area.

  • Friday lunch treats
  • Celebrating a big win
  • Charity and fundraising days at work

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Should I sort the food myself?

Frying for a crowd at home is not a good idea: hot oil and a busy party are a bad combination. Leave the frying to a van built for it.

Doing the food yourself saves money, but the host ends up running around. With a fish and chip van, you get hot food without the work.

Corporate fish and chip catering in Middle Assendon, fried fresh

Few staff treats are as popular as a fish and chip van lunch. There’s no room to book and no kitchen needed, and people still talk about it the following week. We’re often asked to cater charity and fundraising days at work and retirement send-offs, with pie and chips, haddock and chips and sausage and chips.

At country workplaces around Middle Assendon, we can bring a hot lunch to the yard. Tell us about access. Your quote spells out what’s included: serving times, the menu and anything else agreed.

Where
Middle Assendon (RG9)
Area hub
Oxfordshire
Menu
Fish and chips, sausages, pies
Sides
Curry sauce, mushy peas and gravy
Quotes
Ask us for a quote
Updated
24 October 2026
A portion of golden battered fish and chips in a white tray

Questions from Middle Assendon

How far is Middle Assendon from London?

About 36 miles from central London, and we cover it as standard.

Do you come to venues in the Chilterns National Landscape?

Yes, though some venues in protected landscapes have extra rules for vehicles; ask your venue. We will follow the site rules.

Can you invoice the company?

We’ll explain how it works when we quote.

Do you serve visitors at events?

Yes, it’s a great draw. Send us the timings and numbers.

What happens if it rains?

We carry on in the rain, because the cooking happens inside. Very soft ground can be a problem, so plan a back-up spot on a hard surface.

What about staff who do not eat fish?

Yes: sausage and chips or pie and chips. Tell us roughly how many to expect.

Which areas do you serve?

We take the van across London and the South East, including Oxfordshire. See all areas.

What does it cost to hire the van?

It depends on numbers, the menu, how long we serve and travel. Send us the details for a quote.

Space, access and the venue

If a spot is not suitable, we’ll tell you, and suggest an alternative. What matters most:

  • Access wide and high enough for the van
  • Somewhere close to where people will eat
  • Flat, firm ground for the van

If you are unsure, send a photo of the space and the way in, and we’ll say what we think.

What we serve

  • Sausage and chips
  • Haddock and chips
  • Cod and chips
  • Mushy peas
  • Pie and chips
  • Staff lunches

See the full menu

A fish and chip van or other catering?

With a barbecue, somebody ends up at the grill. With a van, nobody from the team has to cook. If you have a budget in mind, tell us, and we will suggest a menu and timing to match. Keeping the menu short is normally the best value.

Why book with us

  • The queue at the hatch gets people talking
  • The classic sides: peas, curry sauce and gravy
  • Nothing for you to cook or clear
  • A menu almost everyone likes

Read our pricing and the cost guide.

How we price a fish and chip van for your team

Here’s what makes the biggest difference to the price:

  • Service time
  • Distance and any road charges
  • Cod, haddock or both
  • The day of the week

A chip van often compares well with a plated meal, as there is no kitchen to hire and nothing to wash up. We’ll send you a quote.

What we need to know

To speed things up, tell us:

  • Your date and serving time
  • Allergies and diets you know about
  • How to get in: gates, lanes and ground
  • A picture of where the van would go

We quote for each event separately, based on your numbers, timings and travel. To ask for one, fill in our quote form.

The menu, dish by dish

Cod and chips

Cod is the classic: mild, white and flaky, and it is what most people in the south ask for. We batter it and fry it to order.

Gravy

Chips and gravy is a favourite in the north and the Midlands, and it is lovely with a pie.

How it works

We work to your timings. If the day runs behind, we hold off cooking until you’re ready, so the food is still fresh when it is served. For a staff lunch in Middle Assendon, daylight isn’t an issue, but a winter evening event is dark by about 3:55pm, so plan lighting for later events. A summer after-work event has daylight until about 9:25pm.

  1. Start with three things: the date, the place and a rough headcount.
  2. Show us where the van would go, and we will confirm it works.
  3. A week or so before, we confirm timings and numbers.
  4. The van rolls up, the hatch opens and the fryers get going for your staff.
  5. Once the last portion is out, we pack up and go.

Getting ready for the day

  • Make sure the van can get in
  • Check the venue or landowner is happy for the van to park
  • Arrange somewhere dry for the queue

Getting a price

Thinking about a fish and chip van for your team for your staff event in Middle Assendon? Tell us what you have in mind and we will reply with a clear price. Just send us your details through our quote form.

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Planning for dietary needs

Tell us about dietary needs and allergies early, and we’ll be straight with you about what’s possible. To make it work smoothly:

  • Let us know about coeliac disease
  • Plan an alternative for anyone we can’t cater for
  • Ask staff about allergies with a simple form
  • Check the site’s requirements for caterers

For shift teams, we serve in waves.

Tell the team in advance: it’s half the fun.

Events we cater in Middle Assendon

Hot food in the car park, rain or shine, because the cooking is inside the van.

These are some of the bookings we take in Middle Assendon and Oxfordshire:

  • Warehouse, depot and site teams
  • Friday lunch treats
  • Charity and fundraising days at work
  • Project milestones

Commuters will know that the nearest station is Henley-On-Thames station, about 2.7 miles south-east.

What your quote should include

  • If the price includes VAT
  • What the price includes, item by item
  • Any minimum charge
  • When payment is due

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Staff lunches in Middle Assendon: access and travel

Middle Assendon is about 6 miles north of Caversham, in Oxfordshire. In and around Middle Assendon, the van can serve from a drive, a yard, a car park or a firm field. Middle Assendon is one of 443 towns and villages in Oxfordshire we cover. Our nearest city page is Reading, about 8 miles away.

Middle Assendon is about 36 miles from central London, and we cover it as standard. Nearby historic houses include Greys Court (1.8 miles south-west) and Stonor Park (2.1 miles north). Estates and historic houses can make memorable settings for client events, but they normally set strict rules for vehicles. With the Chilterns National Landscape within about 5 miles, rural team days are easy to arrange.

Wherever your staff event is in RG9, we can fry fresh for your staff, from busy streets to quiet lanes. That could mean a staff event at a home on Fawley Bottom Lane and White Lane or the roads around them, as long as there’s somewhere for the van. Close by, we cover staff events in Bix (1 mile south-west), Fawley Bottom (1 mile north-east), Lower Assendon (1 mile south-east), Fawley (1 mile east) and Catslip (2 miles west). Within a short drive, we also cover Didcot (14 miles west), Thame (12 miles north), Henley-on-Thames (3 miles south-east), Benson (8 miles north-west), Chinnor (9 miles north) and Tilehurst (9 miles south-west).

Well-known places in the area include Frazer Nash Archives (3.1 miles south-east). Within reach you’ll find Warburg Nature Reserve.

  • Pubs nearby include Rainbow Inn (less than half a mile south-west)
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  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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