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Corporate fish and chip catering in Offham, Kent
Corporate fish and chip catering in Offham: cod, haddock and chips fried to order, and served hot from the hatch at the time you choose.
- Workplace fundraising days
- Fish Friday treats
- Open days and customer events
Corporate fish and chip catering in Offham
Corporate fish and chip catering in Offham, fried fresh
Food is fried to order, so the last person served gets food as hot as the first. We’re frequently asked to cater open days and customer events and shift teams at depots and warehouses, serving mushy peas, haddock and chips and sausage and chips.
For farms and rural sites near Offham, a chip van brings a hot lunch to wherever the team is. Let us know about tracks and gates. Let us know about allergies and dietary needs in advance, and we’ll tell you honestly what we can offer.
Common questions in Offham
What’s the nearest station to Offham?
West Malling station, about 1.9 miles east of the centre.
How far is Offham from London?
Roughly 25 miles from the centre of London, and we cover it as standard.
How far ahead should we book?
Early, particularly for summer Saturdays and Christmas party Fridays. Even at short notice, it is worth asking.
Who clears up?
We take the van and everything with it, and leave the spot tidy. It helps to have bins near the hatch.
How much space do you need?
A level, firm spot it can drive onto, close to where people will eat, and space for a queue. Tell us about gates, lanes and soft ground.
How long are you on site?
It depends on numbers and the service time. We agree arrival, serving and finishing times with you before the day.
How long will the queue be?
A short menu and staggered groups keep things moving. We will talk it through when we quote.
Can we pay by invoice?
We’ll talk you through booking and payment for businesses.
Planning a team lunch in Offham
Offham is about 7 miles west of Maidstone, in Kent. From the centre of Offham to the outskirts, the service works the same way: fresh frying, hot food from the hatch and a clear price. We take the van to all 922 towns and villages in Kent, from the larger towns to small villages. You can also see our page for London, about 25 miles away.
Nearby historic houses include Old Soar Manor (3.1 miles south-west). Estates and historic houses can make memorable settings for client events, but they usually set strict rules for vehicles. Teams travelling in by rail can use the station: West Malling station, about 1.9 miles east, is the nearest station.
Staff events anywhere in ME19 start with a parking spot for the van. Streets in the area include Church Road, Pepingstraw Close and Teston Road, and the van can serve a staff event on any of them with a suitable parking spot. We also bring the van to staff events in Wrotham Heath (1 mile west), Comp (2 miles west), Kent Street (2 miles south), New Pound (2 miles south) and Herne Pound (2 miles south). Larger places within reach include Maidstone (7 miles east), Dartford (12 miles north-west), Sevenoaks (8 miles west), Royal Tunbridge Wells (12 miles south-west), Gravesend (10 miles north) and Tonbridge (8 miles south-west).
Nearby you’ll also find Leybourne Castle (2.2 miles north-east) and Maidstone Hospital (4.8 miles east).
- Pubs nearby include King's Arms Public House (less than half a mile south-west)
Planners, venues and businesses
If you run the same event each year, tell us your dates early, so we can plan ahead.
Organising a club, school or community event in Offham? A fish and chip van draws people in and almost everyone likes it. Tell us about the event and we’ll take it from there.
Towns and villages near Offham
Also in Offham
A fish and chip van or other catering?
A big takeaway order arrives late and lukewarm. A van fries on the spot. Got a budget? Let us know, and we will suggest how to make it work. Keeping the menu short is generally the best value.
Why Offham hosts choose us
- No kitchen, no crockery, no washing up
- A menu almost everyone likes
- We cook inside the van, whatever the weather
- Everything cooked to order at your event
Take a look at how we price or the cost guide.
Takeaway run or book a van?
Collecting fish and chips for a crowd yourself is possible, but it is hard work. By the time you’ve queued, paid and driven back, the batter has gone soft. With a van, it is fried on the spot.
Ordering from a local shop? Call ahead and collect at the last minute. For anything more than a handful of people, a van is normally the easier option.
Space, access and the venue
Before the day, we’ll agree where the van parks. It needs to tick a few simple boxes:
- A lit spot if service runs after dark
- A clear way in, with no low branches, cables or narrow gates
- A level hardstanding, drive or firm lawn
If you’re unsure, send a photo of the space and the way in, and we’ll say what we think before booking.
What we serve
- Haddock and chips
- Pie and chips
- Sausage and chips
- Mushy peas
- Cod and chips
- Staff lunches
Food your guests will love
Cod and chips
Cod is the classic: mild, white and flaky, and it’s the favourite in much of the south. It’s battered and fried to order, so it’s crisp when it reaches you.
Pie and chips
For a heartier option, there is pie and chips, perfect with gravy.
Looking after everyone
Allergies are taken seriously. Help us by following these steps:
- Find out what documents the site needs
- Consider a pre-order list
- Have a back-up for special diets
- Give us break and shift times
We get there ahead of the lunch break, so we are ready when the first group comes out.
A sign in reception or a team message builds the excitement.
Perfect for your staff event in Offham
It doesn’t need a meeting room, a kitchen or a restaurant booking, so it’s simple to arrange.
If you are planning any of these, we can help:
- Charity days
- Project milestones
- Retirement and leaving lunches
- Fish Friday treats
Offham is about 25 miles from central London.
Before you book anyone
- The minimum number of meals or minimum spend
- A clear list of what’s included
- When final numbers are due
- How allergens are handled
The process
We take care of the food from arrival to the last chip, so you can enjoy your staff event in Offham. Lunchtime bookings in Offham are in daylight all year; winter evening events are dark by about 3:50pm, so plan lighting for later events. Summer events have daylight until around 9:20pm.
- We start with a few details about your staff event.
- You get an availability check and a clear quote.
- We agree timings, access and the parking spot.
- On the day, we park up and fry fresh for your staff.
- Everything goes out hot from the hatch, and we pack up afterwards.
Before we arrive
- Check the way in for low branches, cables and narrow gates
- Give us a contact for the day
- Send us final numbers and any allergies in good time
Getting a price
Planning a fish and chip van for your team in Offham? Tell us what you have in mind and we will reply with a clear price. Just fill in our quote form.
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- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch