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Corporate fish and chip catering in Petteridge, Kent

Bring the chip shop to your staff event in Petteridge. We park up, heat the fryers and cook to order, so every portion goes out hot.

  • Staff thank-you lunches
  • Warehouse, depot and site teams
  • Charity and fundraising days at work

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A chip van near Petteridge

Corporate fish and chip catering for your staff event in Petteridge

It suits office staff, drivers, warehouse teams and site crews alike, because it is familiar and filling. For team away days and lunch for site crews, we’ll put together a menu of haddock and chips, mushy peas and cod and chips for your guests.

At country workplaces around Petteridge, we can bring a hot lunch to the yard. Tell us about access. Tell us about dietary needs and allergies when you enquire, and we will tell you honestly what we can offer before you book.

Battered fish and chips with a lemon wedge in a takeaway tray
Location
Petteridge (TN12)
Region
Kent
On the menu
Cod, haddock, chips, sausages, pies
On the side
Curry sauce, mushy peas and gravy
Quote
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Last updated
24 October 2026

How we price a fish and chip van for your team

Two events with the same numbers can cost different amounts, depending on:

  • Distance and any road charges
  • The menu and how many choices
  • How many people are eating
  • Whether a minimum applies

Got a budget? Let us know, and we will suggest a menu and timing to match. A short menu is often the best value.

Getting an accurate quote

A few details help us give you an accurate quote. Here’s what’s useful:

  • The date and when you’d like to eat
  • A picture of the parking spot
  • Roughly how many people, including children
  • Where you’d like the van to go

We only need a few details to quote: date, address, numbers and serving time. To send them, fill in our quote form.

Is a fish and chip van right for your staff event?

A barbecue needs someone to cook. With a van, nobody from the team has to cook. The cost per head usually falls as numbers rise, since the van and set-up are much the same for any size. Give us your numbers and we’ll quote.

Why us?

  • Cod, haddock, sausages and pies
  • A quote that spells everything out
  • Everything cooked to order at your event
  • We cover Petteridge and the whole of Kent

Read our prices page and the cost guide.

Can’t we just order from the chip shop?

Ordering from a local shop? Call ahead and collect at the last minute. For anything more than a handful of people, a van is usually the easier option.

Doing the food yourself saves money, but the host ends up running around. With a fish and chip van, you get hot food without the work.

How it works

Your timings come first. If the day runs behind, we hold off cooking until you’re ready, so nothing is cooked before it’s needed. For a staff lunch in Petteridge, daylight is not an issue, but a winter evening event is dark by about 3:55pm, so evening events need a lit spot. A summer after-work event has daylight until about 9:15pm.

  1. Contact us with the basics: when, where and roughly how many.
  2. Show us where the van would go, and we will confirm it works.
  3. A week or so before, we confirm timings and numbers.
  4. The van rolls up, the hatch opens and the fryers get going for your staff.
  5. Once the last portion is out, we pack up and go.

Preparing for the day

  • Arrange somewhere dry for the queue
  • Choose a level, firm spot for the van
  • Keep space clear for staff at the hatch

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Every booking is quoted individually, based on your numbers, timings and travel. To ask for one, use our quote form.

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Petteridge: your questions answered

Can the van park in Brenchley Wood?

Only with permission from the park’s owner, normally the council. Check with them first, and tell us what they say.

Is Petteridge close to London?

Roughly 32 miles from the centre of London, and we cover it as standard.

Can you go on a lawn or field?

It depends on the ground. Tell us about it when you enquire, and send a picture if you can.

What can staff choose from?

Proper fish and chips, with sausages and pies for anyone who does not want fish. The sides are mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy.

How long are you on site?

That depends on your numbers and timings. We confirm all the timings beforehand.

How does payment work for businesses?

We’ll explain how it works when we quote.

How much space do you need?

Not much: a hard surface or firm, dry grass, with a clear way in. Send us a photo if you are not sure.

Is everything cooked fresh?

Yes. We cook inside the van, so it is fried on the spot, rather than made in advance.

Working with your venue

Planners and coordinators can contact us directly, and we will keep you updated on arrival and serving times.

If you are organising for someone else, whether you are a planner, a facilities manager or an organiser, we are happy to deal with you and the venue directly. It keeps things simple.

Why choose corporate fish and chip catering in Petteridge?

It doesn’t need a meeting room, a kitchen or a restaurant booking, so it’s simple to arrange.

In Petteridge and nearby, the van turns up at all sorts of events. Popular bookings include:

  • Open days and customer events
  • Celebrating a big win
  • Shift teams at depots and warehouses
  • Thank-you lunches for the team

Within reach of Petteridge are historic houses such as Scotney Castle (3.8 miles south). Estates and historic houses can make memorable settings for client events, but they generally set strict rules for vehicles.

Questions to ask before booking

  • When payment is due
  • Allergen information for each item
  • The minimum number of meals or minimum spend
  • Exactly what’s included in the price

Choosing a fish and chip van

Allergies and dietary needs

Most events have a few staff with dietary needs. To plan for them:

  • Send allergies to us in writing
  • Ask facilities what paperwork they need
  • Arrange something for anyone with needs we cannot meet
  • Tell us about coeliac staff specifically

When service is finished, we pack up and leave the car park tidy.

Some teams make it a regular treat.

Business events near Petteridge

Petteridge is about 5 miles east of Royal Tunbridge Wells, in Kent. Petteridge is well within our area, so your staff event just needs a date, a spot for the van and a serving time. Petteridge is one of 922 towns and villages in Kent we cover. We serve events right across the region, from Petteridge to Brighton (about 31 miles away).

Central London is about 32 miles from Petteridge. For staff and visitors coming by train, Paddock Wood station, about 2.6 miles north, is the nearest station. The High Weald National Landscape is within about 6 miles, which suits team days in the countryside.

We cover staff events in every part of the TN12 postcode area and the streets around it. Streets in the area include Petteridge Lane, Porters Close and Tibbs Court Lane, and the van can serve a staff event on any of them with a suitable parking spot. Neighbouring places where we serve staff events include Matfield (1 mile north-west), Brenchley (1 mile north-east), Key's Green (1 mile south-west), Lamberhurst Quarter (2 miles south-west) and Colt's Hill (2 miles north-west). Larger places within reach include Maidstone (10 miles north-east), Sevenoaks (13 miles north-west), Royal Tunbridge Wells (5 miles west), Tonbridge (6 miles north-west), Kings Hill (9 miles north) and Foley Park (11 miles north-east).

Other landmarks nearby include Tunbridge Wells Hospital (3.2 miles west) and Finchcocks Musical Museum (3.5 miles south-east). Within reach you’ll find Tudeley Woods RSPB reserve.

  • Nearby schools include Mascalls School (1.7 miles north)
  • Pubs nearby include Hop Bine pub (under half a mile north-east)
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About the food

Gravy

Gravy brings a bit of warmth to the meal.

Curry sauce

Curry sauce divides opinion and it is on the menu.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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