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Party Fish and Chip Van for Petteridge events

Hot, crisp and cooked while you wait: a fish and chip van for your party in Petteridge and the surrounding area.

  • Retirement parties
  • Garden get-togethers
  • Anniversary celebrations

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Petteridge parties: what to know

Petteridge is about 5 miles east of Royal Tunbridge Wells, in Kent. Tell us where your party in Petteridge will be, and we’ll plan access and set-up. Petteridge is one of 922 towns and villages in Kent where we bring the van. Our nearest city page is Brighton, about 31 miles away.

A christening at Ebenezer Church (Matfield) followed by fish and chips on the drive is a simple, popular plan. If guests are coming by rail, Paddock Wood station is about 2.6 miles away. Petteridge is within about 6 miles of the High Weald National Landscape, so a garden party here comes with a lovely backdrop.

Parties anywhere in TN12 start with a parking spot for the van and a serving time. Whether your party is on Petteridge Lane, Porters Close and Tibbs Court Lane or a nearby road, we can park up and fry there. We also bring the van to parties in Matfield (1 mile north-west), Brenchley (1 mile north-east), Key's Green (1 mile south-west), Lamberhurst Quarter (2 miles south-west) and Colt's Hill (2 miles north-west). Within a short drive, we also cover Maidstone (10 miles north-east), Sevenoaks (13 miles north-west), Royal Tunbridge Wells (5 miles west), Tonbridge (6 miles north-west), Kings Hill (9 miles north) and Foley Park (11 miles north-east).

Nearby you will also find Tunbridge Wells Hospital (3.2 miles west) and Finchcocks Musical Museum (3.5 miles south-east). Open spaces near Petteridge include Tudeley Woods RSPB reserve.

  • Local schools include Mascalls School (1.7 miles north)
  • Nearby, you will find Hop Bine pub (under half a mile north-east)
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How our party fish and chip van works in Petteridge

It’s a treat that feels special without being formal: fish and chips from the van, eaten in the garden. Typical bookings include garden parties and summer get-togethers and children’s parties, with cod and chips, mushy peas and haddock and chips.

A country party near Petteridge is perfect for fish and chips: fried fresh and eaten outside. Plan a firm spot in case it rains. We bring the van and everything we need to cook, and we leave the pitch tidy when we go.

Area
Petteridge (TN12)
Region
Kent
On the menu
Cod and haddock, chips, sausages and pies
Sides
Mushy peas, curry sauce, gravy
Quote
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Page updated
24 October 2026
Bunting and festoon lights strung across a garden ready for a party

Why fried-to-order beats a buffet

Hiring a hall and a caterer adds up. With a van, home becomes the venue. Compared with a sit-down meal, a fish and chip van is often good value, as there’s no kitchen to hire and nothing to wash up. We’ll send you a quote.

Why Petteridge hosts choose us

  • The classic sides: peas, curry sauce and gravy
  • Quick service from the hatch
  • A menu almost everyone likes
  • Bookings across Kent, including Petteridge

See our prices page and our guide to van hire costs.

Your questions about a fish and chip van for your party in Petteridge

Is Petteridge close to London?

About 32 miles from central London, and well within our area.

Can the van park in Brenchley Wood?

Only if the landowner, generally the council, allows it. Check with them first, and tell us what they say.

Do you have allergen information?

Yes, we can tell you which allergens are in each item. Fish and gluten are the main ones in battered fish. Tell us about allergies in advance.

What food do you serve?

Chip-shop favourites: cod or haddock and chips, sausages and pies, plus mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy. See the menu.

Does the batter contain gluten?

No, not as standard: batter is usually made with wheat flour. Let us know and we will tell you what we can do.

Do you clear up afterwards?

We take the van and everything with it, and leave the spot tidy. It helps to have bins near the hatch.

Can you serve children?

Yes. Children typically love sausage and chips. Include children in your numbers.

How much does a fish and chip van for your party cost in Petteridge?

Every booking is quoted individually, based on your numbers and timings. Tell us your date and rough numbers for a clear quote.

Where the van can park in Petteridge

Plenty of places work for the van, but a few things matter:

  • A level hardstanding, drive or firm lawn
  • The site’s agreement to a catering van
  • A route in without tight gates or low branches

Not sure about the spot? Send us a picture and we will tell you honestly before you book.

On the menu in Petteridge

  • Sausage and chips
  • Pie and chips
  • Mushy peas
  • Gravy
  • Chips
  • Curry sauce
  • Haddock and chips
  • Cod and chips

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How it works

It’s a relaxed, well-organised set-up. Arrival and serving times are agreed beforehand, park on the agreed spot, and get on with frying and serving. A summer party in Petteridge stays light until about 9:15pm at midsummer, which gives a garden party a long evening. By late September sunset is around 7:00pm, so plan festoon lights for later parties.

  1. First, tell us about your party.
  2. You get an availability check and a clear quote.
  3. Timings and the van’s spot are agreed in advance.
  4. We cook to order on the day for your guests.
  5. We serve from the hatch, then leave the pitch tidy.

Getting ready for the day

  • Think about a gazebo by the van in case of rain
  • Check the venue or landowner is happy for the van to park
  • Let us know the serving time

Ask for a quote

We only need a few details to quote: date, address, numbers and serving time. You can fill in our quote form.

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What comes out of the fryer

Curry sauce

Chip-shop curry sauce is a mild, slightly sweet British classic, perfect with chips or a sausage.

Cod and chips

For many people, cod and chips is the definitive version. Fried to order in the van, it goes out hot and crisp.

What affects the price in Petteridge

Your quote will be clear. The main things that affect it are:

  • Any minimum charge
  • Your choice of menu
  • The date and time of year
  • The length of service

The date matters too: peak summer weekends and Christmas party Fridays book up first. Ask about your date early.

Details that help

To speed things up, tell us:

  • Any dietary needs and allergies
  • How to get in: gates, lanes and ground
  • Expected numbers
  • A photo of the space and the way in

It’s easy to get a price: tell us the date, place, numbers and serving time. We will send a clear quote that says what’s included.

Why choose party fish and chip van in Petteridge?

You don’t need a venue: a drive or a firm spot near the garden will do.

We can help if you’re planning any of the following:

  • Milestone birthdays
  • Retirement parties
  • Family celebrations after a christening
  • Garden get-togethers

Among the historic houses close to Petteridge are Scotney Castle (3.8 miles south). Grand settings like these often have strict rules on vehicles and caterers, so for most parties a home or hired hall is simpler.

What your quote should include

  • What happens if plans change
  • The deadline for final numbers
  • The deposit and payment dates
  • How long service runs, and what happens if you overrun

Our booking checklist

For event organisers in Petteridge

If you are booking for a business, tell us how you’d like to handle the booking and payment, and we’ll talk you through the process. We can work with your facilities team on access and timings.

Planners and coordinators can contact us directly, and we’ll keep you updated on arrival and serving times.

Looking after everyone

Dietary needs are easiest to plan with some notice. We suggest:

  • Let us know if anyone has coeliac disease
  • Check parking restrictions if the van is on the street
  • A picture of the parking spot helps
  • Put allergy details in writing

We park on the agreed spot and set up, and serve as the party carries on.

Bunting and festoon lights by the van make it part of the party.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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