Kent · England
Corporate fish and chip catering in Pizien Well, Kent
Fried to order and served hot: a fish and chip van for your team in Pizien Well and across Kent.
- End-of-project celebrations
- Retirement send-offs
- Fish Friday treats
Book the van in Pizien Well
About our corporate fish and chip catering in Pizien Well
Open days and customer events work well too: people gather at the van and linger. Popular choices include cod and chips, sausage and chips and mushy peas, and we are regularly asked to cater leaving dos and workplace fundraising days.
Near Pizien Well, workplaces can be far from shops, which makes a chip van a real treat. Tell us about dietary needs and allergies when you enquire, and we’ll tell you honestly what we can offer before you book.
Is a fish and chip van right for your staff event?
Office caterers bring cold buffets. A chip van serves hot food fresh from the fryer. If you have a budget in mind, tell us, and we’ll suggest how to make it work. A short menu is often the best value.
What you get with us
- We cover Pizien Well and the whole of Kent
- No kitchen, no crockery, no washing up
- Everything cooked to order at your event
- Rain does not stop the fryers
Read our prices page and the cost guide.
Also near Pizien Well
Other occasions in Pizien Well
The menu, dish by dish
Curry sauce
Curry sauce divides opinion, so we bring it along.
Sausage and chips
For anyone who doesn’t fancy fish, there’s sausage and chips, and it’s a favourite with children.
DIY versus a fish and chip van
DIY food keeps costs down, but the host spends the event serving. Booking the van means hot food and no stress.
Collecting fish and chips for a crowd yourself is possible, but it is hard work. Long waits and a drive home mean food arrives lukewarm and soggy. With a van, it’s fried on the spot.
Space, access and the venue
We will agree the van’s spot with you before the day. A good spot ticks these boxes:
- A level hardstanding, drive or firm lawn
- Light near the van and the queue for evening service
- Confirmation that the van can park there
If you are unsure, send a picture of the space and the way in, and we will say what we think.
What we serve
- Haddock and chips
- Sausage and chips
- Pie and chips
- Mushy peas
- Cod and chips
- Staff lunches
Workplace catering around Pizien Well
Pizien Well is about 6 miles west of Maidstone, in Kent. In and around Pizien Well, the van can serve from a drive, a yard, a car park or a firm field. We take the van to 922 places in Kent. Our nearest city page is London, about 27 miles away.
Pizien Well sits roughly 27 miles from central London. Historic houses near Pizien Well include Old Soar Manor (3.5 miles west). Historic venues suit client days, but check their vehicle rules before planning a van.
Anywhere in ME18, we can fry fresh for your staff, from busy streets to quiet lanes. Whether your staff event is on Pizien Well Road and Old Road or anywhere nearby, we’ll bring the van to you. We also bring the van to staff events in Mereworth (1 mile west), Kent Street (1 mile north-west), Herne Pound (1 mile north-west), West Peckham (2 miles west) and New Pound (2 miles north-west). We also serve nearby towns such as Maidstone (6 miles east), Dartford (15 miles north-west), Sevenoaks (9 miles west), Royal Tunbridge Wells (10 miles south-west), Gravesend (12 miles north) and Tonbridge (6 miles south-west).
Well-known places in the area include Leybourne Castle (3.6 miles north) and Teapot Island (2.4 miles south).
- Nearby, you’ll find The Railway pub (1 mile east)
Working with your venue
Parks, greens and streets typically need permission for a catering van. Ask the council or landowner early.
For repeat bookings, such as regular staff lunches or annual fairs, let us know your dates early, so we can plan ahead.
Step by step
You will know we are ready when the smell of frying drifts over. From then on, people come up as they’re ready. A lunch-break van visit in Pizien Well is always in daylight, but evening events need lights from about 3:50pm in December or 7:00pm in late September.
- We start with a few details about your staff event.
- We check the date and where the van will park, then send a quote.
- Timings and the van’s spot are agreed in advance.
- On the day, we park up and fry fresh for your staff.
- We serve from the hatch, then leave the pitch tidy.
Preparing for the day
- Arrange somewhere dry for the queue
- Send us final numbers and any allergies in good time
- Make sure the van can get in
Ask for a quote
Every quote is worked out for your event. Start with your date, and we will confirm whether we’re available that day.
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Prices and what affects them
There are no hidden charges: the price is based on:
- Distance and any road charges
- Any minimum charge
- Parking and the way in
- Cod, haddock or both
Cost depends on numbers, menu and service time, along with distance and access to the site. We quote for each booking individually.
Getting an accurate quote
We can quote more accurately with a few details. Here’s what’s useful:
- A picture of the parking spot
- Where you’d like the van to go
- The address or venue name
- Rough numbers for adults and children
Send us the date, the address or ME18 postcode and rough numbers, along with your serving time, and we’ll reply with a quote. Just use our quote form.
Perfect for your staff event in Pizien Well
It works across shifts, with service timed to each break.
We can help if you’re planning any of the following:
- Project milestones
- Customer days
- Friday lunch treats
- Workplace fundraising days
For staff and visitors coming by train, the closest railway station is Wateringbury station, roughly 1 mile east of the centre.
Before booking anyone
- The van’s size and access needs
- The cancellation terms
- The service time, and the cost of running over
- When final numbers are due
Pizien Well: your questions answered
How far is Pizien Well from London?
About 27 miles from central London, and well within our area.
What’s the nearest station to Pizien Well?
The closest is Wateringbury station, roughly 1 mile away.
What if the weather’s bad?
We carry on in the rain, because the cooking happens inside. Soft ground after heavy rain is the bigger issue, so have a hard-surface spot in mind.
Do you bring everything you need?
We bring the van and everything we need to cook. You provide a suitable spot and permission to park.
How long are you on site?
We get there in good time to set up. We will agree arrival and serving times with you so food is ready when you want it.
Do you have allergen information?
Let us know about allergies in advance, and we’ll give you the allergen information.
Can you go on a lawn or field?
Normally, if it’s firm and dry. Soft, wet ground can trap any vehicle, so plan a back-up spot.
Who clears up?
We pack up and leave the pitch tidy when service is finished. Tell us where bins can go for people’s paper and trays.
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch