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Corporate Fish and Chip Catering in Pootings

Fried to order and served hot: a fish and chip van for your team in Pootings and across Kent.

  • Staff appreciation days
  • Customer days
  • Friday lunch treats

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Pootings questions

How far is Pootings from London?

About 20 miles from central London.

Is Pootings too small for a chip van?

Not at all. We serve villages and hamlets as well as towns. Tell us about lanes, gates and the ground.

Is everything cooked fresh?

Yes. Everything is fried fresh in the van, and serve straight from the hatch.

Is there a non-fish option?

There is: sausage and chips or pie and chips. Tell us roughly how many to expect.

How long will the queue be?

A short menu and staggered groups keep things moving. Tell us your timings and we’ll advise.

Can you come onto our site?

Frequently, with a level spot and the site’s agreement. Facilities will decide the spot.

What if the weather’s bad?

The weather doesn’t stop the van, because the fryers are inside. Soft ground after heavy rain is the bigger issue, so have a hard-surface spot in mind.

What areas do you cover?

We take the van across London and the South East, Kent included. Find your area.

Corporate fish and chip catering for your staff event in Pootings

Open days and customer events work well too: people gather at the van and linger. Whether it’s staff appreciation days and shift teams at depots and warehouses, we can cook sausage and chips, haddock and chips and cod and chips.

Near Pootings, workplaces can be far from shops, which makes a chip van a real treat. We bring the van and everything we need to cook, and we leave the pitch tidy when we go.

Area
Pootings (TN8)
Area hub
Kent
From the fryer
Cod and haddock, chips, sausages and pies
Extras
Curry sauce, mushy peas and gravy
Quote
Quoted for your event
Page updated
24 October 2026
A crowd of guests with drinks at an indoor evening event

Perfect for your staff event in Pootings

A van lunch is a staff treat almost everyone appreciates.

Big or small, the van works the same way. Typical bookings include:

  • Open days
  • Charity and fundraising days at work
  • A monthly Fish Friday
  • Celebrating a big win

For staff and visitors coming by train, the closest railway station is Edenbridge station, roughly 1.4 miles south-west of the centre.

Questions to ask before you book

  • Whether VAT is included
  • How much space the van takes up
  • The deposit and payment dates
  • The cancellation terms

15 questions to ask before you book

Why choose a fish and chip van in Pootings?

Compared with a sandwich platter, a chip van feels like a proper treat. A chip van often compares well with a plated meal, as there’s no kitchen to hire and nothing to wash up. Ask us for a quote.

Why book our van in Pootings

  • Quick service from the hatch
  • Mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy on the side
  • No kitchen needed
  • A menu almost everyone likes

Take a look at our pricing or the cost guide.

Looking after everyone

Dietary needs are easiest to plan with some notice. Our advice:

  • Arrange something for anyone with needs we can’t meet
  • Give us break and shift times
  • Send round an allergy question
  • Confirm allergies by email

When service is finished, we pack up.

Make it a regular thing: monthly or quarterly.

How it works

The van turns up at the agreed time, parks where we agreed and the hatch goes up. When the fryers are up to heat, service starts at the time you asked for. A lunch-break van visit in Pootings is always in daylight, but later events need lighting: it’s dark by about 3:55pm in December.

  1. Send us the date, site, headcount and break times.
  2. You get a quote and answers to facilities’ questions.
  3. We arrange the van’s spot and arrival with the site.
  4. We cook to order for each group as they come out.
  5. We clear up and leave the site as we found it.

Before we arrive

  • Pick a flat, firm place for the van to park
  • Check the way in for low branches, cables and narrow gates
  • Let us know the serving time

Getting a price

The more you tell us, the more accurate the quote: where the van would park, how to get in, numbers and timings. A picture of the spot helps too. To send your details, fill in our quote form.

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What the van needs

Before the day, we will agree where the van parks. It needs to tick a few simple boxes:

  • Flat, firm ground for the van
  • A clear way in, with no low branches, cables or narrow gates
  • A lit spot if service runs after dark

Not sure about the spot? Send us a picture and we’ll tell you honestly before booking.

Popular choices

  • Cod and chips
  • Staff lunches
  • Pie and chips
  • Mushy peas
  • Haddock and chips
  • Sausage and chips

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Staff lunches in Pootings: access and travel

Pootings is about 6 miles south-west of Sevenoaks, in Kent. In and around Pootings, the van can serve from a drive, a yard, a car park or a firm field, close to your staff. Pootings is one of 922 places in Kent we cover. Our bookings stretch from Pootings to London (20 miles away).

Among the historic houses close to Pootings are Chartwell (1.4 miles north) and Quebec House (3 miles north). For a client event at a historic house, ask early about rules for catering vans. Central London is about 20 miles from Pootings, and we cover it as standard.

This part of Kent takes in TN8, and we can serve your staff event anywhere in it. Close by, we cover staff events in Four Elms (1 mile south-east), Crockham Hill (1 mile north-west), Puddledock (1 mile north-east), Mowshurst (1 mile south) and Marlpit Hill (1 mile south-west). Further out, we also take the van to Sevenoaks (6 miles north-east), Royal Tunbridge Wells (10 miles south-east), Tonbridge (9 miles east), Swanley (13 miles north), Kings Hill (14 miles east) and Paddock Wood (14 miles east).

A little further out are Tandridge Priory (3.1 miles north-west) and Haxted Watermill Museum (3.2 miles south-west). Open spaces near Pootings include Dryhill Nature Reserve and Betsom's Hill.

Map of Pootings © OpenStreetMap contributors

Should I sort the food myself?

A DIY buffet works for small groups. For bigger numbers, a van makes life easier, and you get to enjoy the day.

DIY food keeps costs down, but the host spends the event serving. With a fish and chip van, you get hot food without the work.

Prices and what affects them

There are no hidden charges: the quote reflects:

  • Travel, tolls and road charges
  • How easy the site is to reach
  • Your choice of menu
  • Whether a minimum applies

Cost depends on numbers, menu and service time, along with distance and access to the site. We quote for each booking individually.

Getting an accurate quote

You do not need every detail fixed to get a quote, but it helps to know:

  • Expected numbers
  • How to get in: gates, lanes and ground
  • The date and time of the event
  • The spot you have in mind for the van

We quote for each event separately, based on your numbers, timings and travel. For a quote, send us your details through our quote form.

A closer look at the menu

Cod and chips

For many people, cod and chips is the definitive version. Fried to order in the van, it goes out hot and crisp.

Haddock and chips

Haddock is a little sweeter than cod, with a finer, firmer flake. In the north and in Scotland, haddock is the classic.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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