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Corporate fish and chip catering in Crockham Hill, Kent
From the first sizzle in the fryer to the last chip, a fish and chip van for your team turns food into part of your staff event in Crockham Hill.
- Fish Friday treats
- Workplace fundraising days
- Shift teams at depots and warehouses
Corporate fish and chip catering in Crockham Hill
A chip van compared with other options
Compared with a sandwich platter, a chip van feels like a proper treat. The cost per head typically falls as numbers rise, because the van, travel and set-up cost much the same either way. Give us your numbers and we’ll quote.
Why book with us
- Mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy on the side
- Rain does not stop the fryers
- The queue at the hatch gets people talking
- Fried fresh, not kept warm
Read how we price and what a fish and chip van costs.
Corporate fish and chip catering in Crockham Hill, cooked to order
A short menu keeps the queue moving through a lunch break: fish, sausages, pies and chips, with the classic sides. Whether it’s charity days and a monthly Fish Friday, we can cook mushy peas, pie and chips and haddock and chips for your guests.
At country workplaces around Crockham Hill, we can bring a hot lunch to the yard. Let us know about tracks and gates. You will know what’s included before you book: the date, the service time and the menu, with no surprises on the day.
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Why choose corporate fish and chip catering in Crockham Hill?
People mix in the queue and talking.
Almost any gathering works with a fish and chip van. People in Crockham Hill book the van for events such as:
- Thank-you lunches for the team
- Open days and customer events
- Charity and fundraising days at work
- Leaving dos
Among the historic houses close to Crockham Hill are Chartwell (1 mile north-east) and Quebec House (2.2 miles north). Estates and historic houses can make memorable settings for client events, but they usually set strict rules for vehicles.
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- What happens if the event is cancelled or moved
- When final numbers are due
- Payment terms and deposit
- Allergen information for each item
Staff lunches in Crockham Hill: access and travel
Crockham Hill is about 6 miles south-west of Sevenoaks, in Kent. We cover Crockham Hill as standard, so your staff event just needs a date, a spot for the van and a serving time. We cover 922 places across Kent. Our bookings stretch from Crockham Hill to London (19 miles away).
Commuters will know that the closest railway station is Edenbridge station, roughly 1.9 miles south of the centre. Crockham Hill sits roughly 19 miles from central London.
Staff events anywhere in TN8 start with a parking spot for the van and roughly how many staff. That could mean a staff event at a home on Deanery Road, Main Road and Spout Lane, wherever the van can park. If your venue is just outside Crockham Hill, we also cover Goodley Stock (1 mile north), Pootings (1 mile south-east), Puddledock (1 mile east), The Chart (1 mile north-west) and Troy Town (2 miles south-west). We also serve nearby towns such as Sevenoaks (6 miles north-east), Royal Tunbridge Wells (11 miles south-east), Tonbridge (10 miles east), Swanley (12 miles north-east), Kings Hill (15 miles east) and Paddock Wood (15 miles east).
Nearby you will also find Hever Castle (4 miles south-east) and Haxted Watermill Museum (3.4 miles south-west). Open spaces near Crockham Hill include Betsom's Hill and Dryhill Nature Reserve.
Common questions in Crockham Hill
What’s the nearest station to Crockham Hill?
Edenbridge station, about 1.9 miles south of the centre.
How far is Crockham Hill from London?
About 19 miles from central London, and well within our area.
Can you cook in the rain?
Rain does not stop the fryers: the cooking is inside the van. Staff will appreciate cover near the hatch.
Do you have documents for our site?
Every site asks for something different, so ask facilities for their list and pass it on.
Is the fish gluten-free?
Our battered fish contains gluten, because standard batter uses wheat flour. Tell us about coeliac staff when you enquire, and we’ll tell you honestly what we can offer.
How does payment work for businesses?
We’ll talk you through booking and payment for businesses.
Do you take everything away?
We take the van and everything with it, and leave the spot tidy. Bins for staff are worth planning.
How long does set-up take?
We arrive well before service to park and heat the fryers. Timings are agreed in advance so food is ready when you want it.
How it works
If the plan changes on the day, a quick word is all it takes: we can start a little later or slow the pace to suit your staff event. Summer events after work in Crockham Hill have light until about 9:20pm; in late May, sunset is around 8:50pm.
- You tell us the date, the site, rough numbers and your break times.
- You get a quote and answers to facilities’ questions.
- We arrange the van’s spot and arrival with the site.
- We cook to order for each group as they come out.
- We pack up and leave the space as we found it.
Preparing for the day
- Check the way in for low branches, cables and narrow gates
- Check the venue or landowner is happy for the van to park
- Keep space clear for staff at the hatch
How to get a price
Planning a fish and chip van for your team in Crockham Hill? Send us the details and we will reply with a clear price. Just fill in our quote form.
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What affects the price in Crockham Hill
We will give you a clear quote. What affects it most:
- Travel, tolls and road charges
- The day of the week
- Service time
- The minimum booking
Dates make a difference: peak summer weekends and Christmas party Fridays book up first. It is worth asking early.
What we need to know
To check availability and price, we need:
- A picture of the parking spot
- Anything awkward about the way in
- Roughly how many people, including children
- Allergies and diets you know about
We quote for each event separately, based on your numbers, timings and travel. To ask for one, send us your details through our quote form.
For event organisers in Crockham Hill
For big groups, the service window matters, so we can plan how to keep the queue short. Staggering groups helps a lot.
Parks, greens and streets usually need permission for a catering van. The council or landowner will tell you what they need.
Looking after everyone
With a bit of planning, dietary needs are easier to handle. Here are a few tips:
- Put allergy details in writing
- Check with facilities where the van can park
- Consider a pre-order list
- Tell us exactly when each group can eat
We get there ahead of the lunch break, so service starts on time.
A gazebo near the hatch helps on wet days.
The menu, dish by dish
Gravy
In the north and the Midlands, gravy is the side of choice, and it’s lovely with a pie.
Haddock and chips
Haddock has loyal fans: a firmer flake and a sweeter taste. Tell us if you’d like to offer it.
DIY versus a fish and chip van
Doing the food yourself saves money, but the host ends up running around. Booking the van means hot food and no stress.
A DIY buffet works for small groups. For bigger numbers, a van makes life easier, and nobody has to miss the staff event.
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch