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Corporate fish and chip catering in Sheet Hill, Kent

From the smell of the fryers to the last chip in the paper, a fish and chip van for your team turns food into part of your staff event in Sheet Hill.

  • A monthly Fish Friday
  • Open days
  • Warehouse, depot and site teams

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How our corporate fish and chip catering works in Sheet Hill

We park in your car park, yard or forecourt, so nobody has to leave site. Typical bookings include workplace fundraising days and lunch for site crews, with sausage and chips, pie and chips and haddock and chips.

At country workplaces around Sheet Hill, a chip van brings a hot lunch to wherever the team is. Let us know about tracks and gates. Every portion is cooked to order on the day, never cooked in advance and left in a hot cabinet, and served the moment it comes out of the fryer.

Fish and chips served hot in a takeaway tray
Where
Sheet Hill (TN15)
Area hub
Kent
On the menu
Cod and haddock, chips, sausages and pies
On the side
Mushy peas, curry sauce, gravy
Price
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Last updated
24 October 2026

Why fried-to-order beats a buffet

Next to a sandwich lunch, a chip van feels like a proper treat. Cost depends on numbers, menu and service time, along with distance and access to the site. Every booking gets its own quote.

Why us?

  • Something for staff to gather round
  • No kitchen, no crockery, no washing up
  • Everything cooked to order at your event
  • We cover Sheet Hill and the whole of Kent

See how we price and what a fish and chip van costs.

Allergies and dietary needs

Good planning keeps every guest safe and happy. Here’s how:

  • Ask facilities about access
  • Collect allergies in advance
  • Consider a pre-order list
  • Ask facilities what paperwork they need

A quick message to staff when the van opens helps.

Some teams make it a regular treat.

Working with your venue

Wedding planners and venue coordinators are welcome to contact us directly, and we will keep you updated on arrival and serving times.

Planning an event for a club, school or charity in Sheet Hill? A fish and chip van draws people in and almost everyone likes it. Tell us about the event and we’ll take it from there.

Prices and what affects them

Your quote will be clear. What affects it most:

  • The date and time of year
  • The length of service
  • Whether a minimum applies
  • The menu and how many choices

Many fish and chip vans set a minimum, because the van, fuel and travel cost the same for a small group. Ask us what applies to your staff event.

Details that help

Good planning starts with a few facts. Try to include:

  • The venue or postcode
  • The date and time of the event
  • A photo of the space and the way in
  • Dietary needs, with numbers

We quote for each event separately, so the price fits what you actually need. For a quote, send us your details through our quote form.

Your questions about a fish and chip van for your team in Sheet Hill

Do you come to venues in the Kent Downs National Landscape?

Yes. Some venues there have rules about vehicles and ground, so check with yours. We will work to whatever the site needs.

Is Sheet Hill too small for a chip van?

No, we come to small places too. Let us know about access and parking.

What can staff choose from?

Chip-shop favourites: cod or haddock and chips, sausages and pies, plus mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy. Our menu has the details.

When should we book?

Early, particularly for summer Saturdays and Christmas party Fridays. Ask about your date even if it is soon.

What if we only have street parking?

That depends on local parking rules. A drive, car park or yard is usually easier; if it has to be the street, check with the council.

Do you have allergen information?

Yes, we can tell you which allergens are in each item. Fish and gluten are the main ones in battered fish. Send us any allergies in writing.

Which areas do you serve?

We take the van across London and the South East, including Kent. Find your area.

Who clears up?

We clear the van’s area after service. Let us know about bins for staff.

How it works

Nothing is cooked before it’s needed. Fish is battered and fried when people come up to the hatch, so it’s as fresh as from any chip shop. In Sheet Hill, a summer staff event stays light until about 9:20pm; for winter events, dark by about 3:55pm, we need lighting.

  1. We start with a few details about your staff event.
  2. You get an availability check and a clear quote.
  3. We agree timings, access and the parking spot.
  4. We cook to order on the day for your staff.
  5. Everything goes out hot from the hatch, and we pack up afterwards.

Before we arrive

  • Send us final numbers and any allergies in good time
  • Tell us when you want to eat
  • Give us a contact for the day

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A detailed enquiry gets a more accurate quote: the parking spot, access, numbers and serving time. A picture of the spot helps too. To send your details, use our quote form.

Tell us about your event

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Planning the van’s spot

If a spot isn’t suitable, we’ll tell you, and suggest an alternative. What matters most:

  • Flat, firm ground for the van
  • Permission from the venue or landowner for the van
  • Somewhere close to where people will eat

If you’re unsure, send a photo of the space and the way in, and we will say what we think before booking.

On the menu in Sheet Hill

  • Staff lunches
  • Haddock and chips
  • Sausage and chips
  • Mushy peas
  • Pie and chips
  • Cod and chips

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Sheet Hill for staff days and team lunches

Sheet Hill is about 5 miles east of Sevenoaks, in Kent. We serve staff events at homes, halls, workplaces and venues in Sheet Hill. Sheet Hill is one of 922 places in Kent we cover. We serve events right across the region, from Sheet Hill to London (about 23 miles away).

Within reach of Sheet Hill are historic houses such as Old Soar Manor (1.3 miles east) and Ightham Mote (1.3 miles south-west). Historic venues suit client days, but check their vehicle rules before planning a van. Sheet Hill sits roughly 23 miles from central London, well within our area. With the Kent Downs National Landscape within about 7 miles, rural team days are easy to arrange.

This part of Kent takes in TN15. We can serve a staff event on streets such as Bewley Lane and Sheet Hill or the roads around them, wherever the van can park. If your venue is just outside Sheet Hill, we also cover Yopps Green (1 mile south-east), Ivy Hatch (1 mile west), Ightham (1 mile north-west), Oldbury (1 mile north-west) and Shipbourne (2 miles south). Within a short drive, we also cover Maidstone (10 miles east), Dartford (12 miles north), Sevenoaks (5 miles west), Royal Tunbridge Wells (9 miles south), Gravesend (12 miles north) and Tonbridge (5 miles south).

Well-known places in the area include Beechin Wood Archery Museum (2 miles north-east) and Sevenoaks Hospital (4.4 miles west).

  • Nearby schools include Wrotham School (2.3 miles north)
  • Nearby, you’ll find The Plough Public House (0.7 miles north-east)
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Takeaway run or book a van?

For a small group, making your own food can work. For bigger numbers, a van makes life easier, and you get to enjoy the day.

You could do a chip-shop run for everyone yourself, but it rarely works for a crowd. By the time you’ve queued, paid and driven back, the batter has gone soft. A van fries it right there, so it is crisp.

Why choose corporate fish and chip catering in Sheet Hill?

It works across shifts, because service can be planned in waves.

Whatever brings people together, a chip van is a crowd-pleaser. We regularly serve:

  • Friday lunch treats
  • Leaving dos
  • Shift teams at depots and warehouses
  • Staff thank-you lunches

For staff and visitors coming by train, Borough Green & Wrotham station, about 1.7 miles north, is the nearest station.

Comparing caterers

  • The cancellation terms
  • Any travel, parking or access charges
  • The minimum number of meals or minimum spend
  • Allergen information for each item

Choosing a fish and chip van

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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