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Corporate Fish and Chip Catering in Skeete

Looking for a fish and chip van for your team in Skeete? We bring the van to you and fry fresh while your staff queue at the hatch.

  • Project milestones
  • Open days and customer events
  • Retirement send-offs

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Planning an event in Skeete?

How our corporate fish and chip catering works in Skeete

A chip van lunch is one of the simplest ways to say thank you to a team. It needs no kitchen and no room booking, and it gets people talking. We are frequently asked to cater open days and retirement send-offs, with pie and chips, sausage and chips and mushy peas.

At country workplaces around Skeete, we can bring a hot lunch to the yard. Tell us about access. We serve from the hatch, so it is hot and generous, and service is quick once we’re up and running.

Battered fish and chips with a lemon wedge in a takeaway tray
Area
Skeete (CT18)
Area hub
Kent
Menu
Cod and haddock, chips, sausages and pies
Sides
Curry sauce, mushy peas and gravy
Quote
Contact us for a quote
Page updated
24 October 2026

The menu, dish by dish

Curry sauce

Some people won’t eat chips without curry sauce, so we bring it along.

Sausage and chips

Sausage and chips is the go-to for anyone who isn’t a fish fan.

Workplace catering around Skeete

Skeete is about 4 miles north of Hythe, in Kent. We park up at homes, halls, workplaces and venues in Skeete and nearby villages. We cover all 922 towns and villages in Kent. You can also see our page for Canterbury, about 10 miles away.

Commuters will know that Westenhanger station, about 2.5 miles south-west, is the nearest station. Within reach of Skeete are historic houses such as Westenhanger Castle (2.7 miles south-west) and Acrise Place (3.2 miles east). Estates and historic houses can make memorable settings for client events, but they typically set strict rules for vehicles. The Kent Downs National Landscape is within about 3 miles, which suits team days in the countryside. Within about 5 miles of the sea, fish and chips goes down well with any team.

Staff events anywhere in CT18 start with a parking spot for the van. We also bring the van to staff events in Woodland (1 mile north-east), Hemsted (1 mile north), Lyminge (1 mile east), Rhodes Minnis (1 mile north-east) and Postling (1 mile south). Further out, we also take the van to Ashford (8 miles west), Canterbury (10 miles north), Dover (10 miles east), Folkestone (6 miles south-east), Faversham (15 miles north-west) and Hythe (4 miles south).

Nearby you’ll also find Royal Victoria Hospital (5.6 miles south-east) and Saltwood Castle (3.4 miles south). Open spaces near Skeete include Hatch Park and Tolsford Hill.

Map of Skeete © OpenStreetMap contributors

Skeete: your questions answered

Can the van go to venues in the Kent Downs National Landscape?

Yes, though some venues in protected landscapes have extra rules for vehicles; ask your venue. We will work to whatever the site needs.

How far is Skeete from London?

About 56 miles from central London.

Do you take everything away?

We take the van and everything with it, and leave the spot tidy. It helps to have bins near the hatch.

What can staff choose from?

The classics: cod or haddock and chips, sausages and pies, plus mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy. See the menu.

How much is fish and chip van hire?

The price depends on numbers, menu, service time and travel. Tell us about your staff event and we will send a quote.

Where can the van park?

Level, firm ground the van can reach, close to where people will eat, and space for a queue. Tell us about gates, lanes and soft ground.

How long does set-up take?

That depends on your numbers and timings. We confirm all the timings beforehand.

Do you serve visitors at events?

Yes. Visitors love it.

For event organisers in Skeete

If your event is in a public place, such as a park or a street, check what permission you need first. Ask the council or landowner early.

Organising a club, school or community event in Skeete? Fish and chips is a reliable crowd-pleaser. Give us the details and we’ll suggest how it could work.

Is a fish and chip van right for your staff event?

A barbecue needs someone to cook. With a van, nobody from the team has to cook. Distance and any road charges make a difference, so it helps to give us the postcode.

What you get with us

  • Events in Skeete and across Kent
  • Served hot, straight from the hatch
  • Classic food your staff already know
  • The classic sides: peas, curry sauce and gravy

Read how we price or what a fish and chip van costs.

How it works

From set-up to the last portion, we look after the food, so you can enjoy your staff event. Lunchtime bookings in Skeete are in daylight all year; winter evening events are dark by about 3:50pm, so plan lighting for later events. A summer after-work event has daylight until about 9:15pm.

  1. Send us the date, site, headcount and break times.
  2. We check access and send a quote, with anything your site needs from us.
  3. We agree where the van parks and when it arrives with you or facilities.
  4. On the day we set up and fry to order through the agreed service time.
  5. We clear up and leave the site as we found it.

Before we arrive

  • Name one person we can call on the day
  • Confirm numbers and dietary needs before the day
  • Leave room in front of the hatch for a queue

Getting a price

Planning a fish and chip van for your team in Skeete? Tell us what you have in mind and we’ll reply with a clear price. Just use our quote form.

Tell us about your event

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Planning for dietary needs

A little planning helps everyone eat safely. A few tips:

  • Ask staff about allergies with a simple form
  • Ask facilities about access
  • Share the shift pattern
  • Ask staff to pre-order

Keep the queue clear of fire exits and traffic.

A sign in reception or a team message builds the excitement.

Perfect for your staff event in Skeete

People remember it, which is the point of a thank-you.

We can help if you’re planning any of the following:

  • Warehouse, depot and site teams
  • Friday lunch treats
  • Celebrating a big win
  • Summer team days

Skeete is about 56 miles from central London.

Questions to ask before you book

  • Whether there is a minimum
  • Exactly what’s included in the price
  • How much space the van takes up
  • The deposit and payment dates

15 questions to ask before booking

What a fish and chip van costs

Your quote will be clear. The main things that affect it are:

  • Service time
  • Your choice of menu
  • Parking and the way in
  • How far we travel

Dates make a difference: peak summer weekends and Christmas party Fridays book up first. Ask about your date early.

Details that help

You don’t need everything decided to ask for a quote, but these help:

  • A photo of the space and the way in
  • How to get in: gates, lanes and ground
  • Expected numbers
  • Where the van would park

We quote for each event separately, so the price fits what you actually need. For a quote, send us your details through our quote form.

Takeaway run or book a van?

You could do a chip-shop run for everyone yourself, but it rarely works for a crowd. Long waits and a drive home mean food arrives lukewarm and soggy. A van fries it right there, so it’s crisp.

A DIY buffet works for small groups. For bigger numbers, a van makes life easier, and nobody has to miss the staff event.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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