Kent · England
Corporate Fish and Chip Catering for Teynham events
Treat your staff to fresh fish and chips at your staff event in Teynham. The van arrives, the fryers go on and everything is cooked to order, so every portion goes out hot.
- Workplace fundraising days
- Retirement and leaving lunches
- Thank-you lunches for the team
Fresh fish and chips in Teynham
Corporate fish and chip catering in Teynham, fried fresh
Everything is cooked as people come up, so it’s hot whether you’re first or last in the queue. On the menu are haddock and chips, cod and chips and mushy peas, and we are regularly asked to cater a monthly Fish Friday and retirement send-offs.
Work events near Teynham might be at a farm business, a workshop or an industrial unit. The van works at any of them. Let us know about allergies and dietary needs in advance, and we will be straight with you about what we can do before booking.
Why choose corporate fish and chip catering in Teynham?
It suits shift teams, with service timed to each break.
The van suits big events and small ones. Typical bookings include:
- Retirement send-offs
- Staff thank-you lunches
- Fish Friday treats
- End-of-project celebrations
For colleagues arriving by train, Teynham station serves Teynham directly.
Comparing caterers
- Any minimum charge
- How many hours the van serves
- Whether VAT is included
- What the price includes, item by item
FAQs for Teynham
What’s the nearest station to Teynham?
Teynham has its own station: Teynham station.
Is Teynham close to London?
Roughly 40 miles from the centre of London, and well within our area.
How soon do we need to book?
Early, particularly for summer Saturdays and Christmas party Fridays. Even at short notice, it’s worth asking.
What if the weather’s bad?
Rain does not stop the fryers: the cooking is inside the van. It’s worth planning some cover for the queue.
Can the van come to Teynham?
We do. Teynham is one of the places we cover. Send us your date to check availability.
Can you park on the road outside?
Only in a legal space, or with the council’s permission. Ask your council early.
Can the van come to our open day?
Yes. Visitors love it.
Do you clear up afterwards?
We pack up and leave the pitch tidy when service is finished. Tell us where bins can go for people’s paper and trays.
A closer look at the menu
Sausage and chips
Sausage and chips is the go-to for anyone who isn’t a fish fan, especially with curry sauce.
Haddock and chips
Haddock has loyal fans: sweeter and a touch firmer than cod. Tell us if you’d like to offer it.
How it works
We arrive in good time before you want to eat, set up and bring the oil up to temperature. Staff normally gather round the hatch as soon as we open. Lunchtime staff treats in Teynham are in daylight all year round, but later events need lighting: it’s dark by about 3:50pm in December.
- First, tell us about your staff event.
- You get an availability check and a clear quote.
- Timings and the van’s spot are agreed in advance.
- On the day, we park up and fry fresh for your staff.
- Everything goes out hot from the hatch, and we pack up afterwards.
Before we arrive
- Leave room in front of the hatch for a queue
- Arrange somewhere dry for the queue
- Confirm numbers and dietary needs before the day
Ask for a quote
Tell us your date, venue or postcode and roughly how many people, along with your serving time, and we will reply with a quote. Just send us your details through our quote form.
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Should I sort the food myself?
Not sure whether to order in or book a van? Think about numbers, timing and how hot you want the food. Ask us for a quote and compare.
You could do a chip-shop run for everyone yourself, but it rarely works for a crowd. By the time you’ve queued, paid and driven back, the batter has gone soft. With a van, it is fried on the spot.
Teynham for staff days and team lunches
Teynham is about 3 miles east of Sittingbourne, in Kent. Tell us where your staff event in Teynham will be, and we’ll plan the route and the parking spot before the day. We serve all 922 towns and villages in Kent, from the larger towns to small villages. We serve events right across the region, from Teynham to Canterbury (13 miles away).
Historic houses near Teynham include Belmont House and Gardens (4.4 miles south-east). For a client event at a historic house, ask early about rules for catering vans. Teynham sits roughly 40 miles from central London, well within our area.
Here we cover the ME9 postcode area, and we can serve your staff event anywhere in it. That could mean a staff event at a home on Station Road, London Road and Belle Friday Close or the roads around them, wherever the van can park. Neighbouring places where we serve staff events include Teynham Street (1 mile north-east), Deerton Street (1 mile east), Norton Ash (1 mile south-east), Lewson Street (1 mile south-east) and Tickham (1 mile south). Further out, we also take the van to Maidstone (13 miles west), Ashford (13 miles south), Canterbury (13 miles east), Sittingbourne (3 miles west), Whitstable (10 miles east) and Faversham (4 miles east).
Nearby you will also find Bayford Court (2.8 miles west) and Sittingbourne Heritage Museum (2.7 miles west).
- Local schools include Sittingbourne Community College (2 miles west)
- Pubs nearby include The Dover Castle pub (less than half a mile south)
What a fish and chip van costs
Here’s what makes the biggest difference to the price:
- Peak dates such as summer Saturdays
- How easy the site is to reach
- The number of meals
- The length of service
Cost depends on numbers, menu and service time, along with distance and access to the site. Every booking gets its own quote.
Details that help
These details help us quote quickly:
- The venue or postcode
- The spot you have in mind for the van
- How to get in: gates, lanes and ground
- Rough numbers for adults and children
Thinking about a fish and chip van for your team for your staff event in Teynham? Send us the details and we will come back with a quote. Just fill in our quote form.
Space, access and the venue
A good parking spot makes the whole thing easier. We look for:
- A clear way in, with no low branches, cables or narrow gates
- A level hardstanding, drive or firm lawn
- A lit spot if service runs after dark
If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we will advise before you book.
From the hatch
- Haddock and chips
- Cod and chips
- Mushy peas
- Sausage and chips
- Staff lunches
- Pie and chips
Organising for someone else?
If you’re organising for someone else, such as a wedding planner, an office manager or a fête committee, we’ll work directly with you and the venue. It saves passing messages back and forth.
If your event is in a public place, such as a park or a street, check what permission you need first. The council or landowner will tell you what they need.
A chip van compared with other options
Corporate buffets are usually cold. A van serves hot food to order. Fish and chip van prices depend on the booking. A short service and a long afternoon’s trading are very different bookings. We set everything out in your quote.
Why book our van in Teynham
- No surprises in your quote
- Quick service from the hatch
- We cover Teynham and the whole of Kent
- No kitchen needed
Read how we price and our guide to van hire costs.
Towns and villages near Teynham
More for events in Teynham
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch