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Corporate Fish and Chip Catering for Conyer events

Corporate fish and chip catering in Conyer: fish and chips cooked fresh in the van, and served hot from the hatch at the time you choose.

  • Open days and customer events
  • Celebrating a big win
  • Staff thank-you lunches

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Can’t we just order from the chip shop?

Frying for a crowd at home isn’t a good idea: big pans of hot oil, children and garden parties don’t mix. Leave the frying to a van built for it.

Some hosts try a takeaway order. The problem is timing: big orders take a long time, and the food is cooling while it travels. A van solves that by cooking on site.

Corporate fish and chip catering for your staff event in Conyer

We keep the menu short so a lunch break is enough: fish, sausages, pies and chips, with the classic sides. For summer team days and staff thank-you lunches, we will put together a menu of pie and chips, sausage and chips and haddock and chips and more.

For farms and rural sites near Conyer, a chip van brings a hot lunch to wherever the team is. Let us know about tracks and gates. Everything we need comes with the van, and we pack up and leave the spot as we found it.

Fish and chips plated on a dark dish
Area
Conyer (ME9)
Region
Kent
Menu
Fish and chips, sausages, pies
Sides
Mushy peas, curry sauce, gravy
Price
Contact us for a quote
Updated
24 October 2026

Planning the van’s spot

Plenty of places work for the van, but a few things matter:

  • Somewhere close to where people will eat
  • A clear area by the serving hatch
  • A clear way in, with no low branches, cables or narrow gates

Not sure about the spot? Send us a photo and we’ll tell you honestly.

What we serve

  • Sausage and chips
  • Staff lunches
  • Mushy peas
  • Haddock and chips
  • Cod and chips
  • Pie and chips

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Planning a team lunch in Conyer

Conyer is about 4 miles east of Sittingbourne, in Kent. In and around Conyer, the van can serve from a drive, a yard, a car park or a firm field, close to your staff. Conyer is one of 922 places in Kent we cover. Our bookings stretch from Conyer to Canterbury (about 12 miles away).

Conyer is about 41 miles from central London, well within our area.

Anywhere in ME9, we can bring the van to you. Your staff event could be at a house on North Quay and Conyer Road, as long as there’s somewhere for the van. Neighbouring places where we serve staff events include Teynham Street (1 mile south-east), Deerton Street (1 mile south-east), Teynham (1 mile south), Norton Ash (2 miles south) and Lewson Street (2 miles south). Further out, we also take the van to Maidstone (14 miles south-west), Ashford (15 miles south), Canterbury (12 miles south-east), Sittingbourne (4 miles west), Whitstable (9 miles east) and Faversham (4 miles south-east).

Well-known places in the area include Dolphin Sailing Barge Museum (3.1 miles west) and Castle Rough (2.8 miles west).

Map of Conyer © OpenStreetMap contributors

How we price a fish and chip van for your team

These are the factors that matter most:

  • How many people are eating
  • Distance and any road charges
  • Peak dates such as summer Saturdays
  • Access and parking

Compared with a sit-down meal, a fish and chip van is frequently good value, as there is no kitchen to hire and nothing to wash up. We will send you a quote.

What we need to know

For a quote, it helps to have:

  • A photo of the parking spot
  • Expected numbers
  • The spot you have in mind for the van
  • Where the event is

Not sure of numbers yet? That is fine: give us a rough idea and the date, and we will quote on that. To start, use our quote form.

Organising for someone else?

For big groups, the service window matters, so we can plan how to keep the queue short. Staggering groups helps a lot.

If you are booking for a business, tell us how you’d like to handle the booking and payment, and we will talk you through the process. We’re happy to liaise with facilities on parking and timings.

About the food

Gravy

In the north and the Midlands, gravy is the side of choice, and it goes perfectly with a pie.

Mushy peas

Proper mushy peas start with dried marrowfat peas. They’re the side most people expect.

Occasions we serve in Conyer

Hot food in the car park, rain or shine.

Whatever the occasion in Conyer, a chip van is a crowd-pleaser. We are often booked for:

  • Warehouse, depot and site teams
  • Charity and fundraising days at work
  • Retirement send-offs
  • Celebrating a big win

Teams travelling in by rail can use the station: Teynham station, about 1.1 miles south, is the nearest station.

Comparing caterers

  • Whether travel is included
  • What happens if the event is cancelled or moved
  • How allergens are handled
  • The service time, and the cost of running over

Our booking checklist

Looking after everyone

Most events have a few staff with dietary needs. To look after them:

  • Ask staff about allergies with a simple form
  • Check the site’s requirements for caterers
  • Ask facilities about access
  • Confirm allergies by email

We can serve each shift in turn.

A simple pre-order helps us plan.

How the day works

We arrive in good time before you want to eat, park the van and get the fryers going. Your staff can wander over to the hatch as soon as we open. Lunchtime staff treats in Conyer are in daylight all year round, but evening events need lights from about 3:50pm in December or 7:00pm in late September.

  1. Send us the date, site, headcount and break times.
  2. We check access and send a quote, with anything your site needs from us.
  3. We agree where the van parks and when it arrives with you or facilities.
  4. On the day we set up and fry to order through the agreed service time.
  5. We pack up and leave the space as we found it.

Before we arrive

  • Check the way in for low branches, cables and narrow gates
  • Plan where the queue will stand
  • Let us know the serving time

Get a quote

Getting a quote is simple: share your date, address, rough numbers and when you’d like to eat. We will send a clear quote that says what’s included.

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Questions from Conyer

What’s the nearest station to Conyer?

Teynham station, about 1.1 miles south of the centre.

Do you come out to small places like Conyer?

No, we come to small places too. Let us know about access and parking.

Is grass a problem?

It depends on the ground. Tell us about it when you enquire, and we will advise.

What if we only have street parking?

Only in a legal space, or with the council’s permission. Ask your council early.

What will facilities need from you?

Tell us what your site needs when you enquire, and we’ll go through it with you.

Do you have a kids’ option?

Yes. Sausage and chips is a favourite with children. Tell us how many are coming.

What about staff who don’t eat fish?

Sausage and chips and pie and chips are on the menu. Let us know about any other dietary needs and we’ll tell you what we can offer.

Can the van come to Conyer?

Yes. We take the van across London and the South East, including Conyer and the rest of Kent. To check your date, fill in our quote form.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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