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Corporate Fish and Chip Catering in Trottiscliffe

Looking for a fish and chip van for your team in Trottiscliffe? The van comes to your venue, home or workplace and fry everything fresh on the spot.

  • Summer staff parties
  • Project milestones
  • Leaving dos

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Corporate fish and chip catering in Trottiscliffe

Corporate fish and chip catering for your staff event in Trottiscliffe

Food is fried to order, so the last person served gets food as hot as the first. For staff appreciation days and charity days, we’ll put together a menu of haddock and chips, pie and chips and cod and chips and more.

At country workplaces around Trottiscliffe, we can bring a hot lunch to the yard. Let us know about tracks and gates. We bring the van and everything we need to cook, and we leave the pitch tidy when we go.

Location
Trottiscliffe (ME19)
Area hub
Kent
From the fryer
Cod and haddock, chips, sausages and pies
On the side
Curry sauce, mushy peas and gravy
Quotes
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Last updated
24 October 2026
Fish and chips served hot in a takeaway tray

Diets, allergies and planning

Tell us about dietary needs and allergies early, and we will be straight with you about what’s possible. To get it right:

  • Plan an alternative for anyone we cannot cater for
  • Check with facilities where the van can park
  • Ask staff to pre-order
  • Ask staff about allergies with a simple form

Send a message round when the van opens, and stagger departments if you can.

Somewhere to sit outside helps.

Perfect for your staff event in Trottiscliffe

It suits shift teams, with service timed to each break.

Whatever brings people together, fish and chips from the hatch goes down well. We’re often booked for:

  • Retirement and leaving lunches
  • A monthly Fish Friday
  • Team away days
  • Project milestones

Historic houses near Trottiscliffe include Old Soar Manor (4 miles south). Historic venues suit client days, but check their vehicle rules before planning a van.

Comparing caterers

  • A clear list of what’s included
  • Whether VAT is included
  • When payment is due
  • The service time, and the cost of running over

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A chip van compared with other options

Office caterers bring cold buffets. A van serves hot food to order. There’s no one-size-fits-all price for a fish and chip van. A one-hour staff lunch is a different job from serving all afternoon at a fête. Your quote spells it all out.

Why Trottiscliffe hosts choose us

  • The queue at the hatch gets people talking
  • A menu almost everyone likes
  • Nothing for you to cook or clear
  • We cook inside the van, whatever the weather

Take a look at our pricing and what a fish and chip van costs.

Trottiscliffe for staff days and team lunches

Trottiscliffe is about 8 miles east of Sevenoaks, in Kent. People in Trottiscliffe book us for all sorts of reasons, but it always starts the same way: somewhere to park, a time to serve and fresh frying. We take the van to all 922 towns and villages in Kent. We serve events right across the region, from Trottiscliffe to London (23 miles away).

For colleagues arriving by train, the closest railway station is Borough Green & Wrotham station, roughly 2.7 miles south-west of the centre. Trottiscliffe sits roughly 23 miles from central London, and we cover it as standard. The Kent Downs National Landscape is within about 8 miles, which suits team days in the countryside.

We take the van to staff events all over the ME19 postcode area. From Church Lane, School Lane and Wrotham Water Lane or anywhere nearby, we can park up and fry there. For staff events just outside Trottiscliffe, we cover Vigo Village (1 mile north), Fairseat (1 mile north-west), Addington (1 mile south-east), Culverstone Green (2 miles north) and Ryarsh (2 miles east). Larger places within reach include Maidstone (8 miles south-east), Dartford (10 miles north-west), Sevenoaks (8 miles west), Royal Tunbridge Wells (13 miles south), Gravesend (8 miles north) and Tonbridge (9 miles south).

Well-known places in the area include Leybourne Castle (3 miles east) and Coldrum Long Barrow (0.8 miles east).

  • Nearby schools include Wrotham School (2.3 miles south-west)
  • Pubs nearby include The Plough Public House (under half a mile south-west)
Map of Trottiscliffe © OpenStreetMap contributors

DIY versus a fish and chip van

Some hosts try a takeaway order. The problem is timing: big orders take a long time, and the food is cooling while it travels. A van solves that by cooking on site.

Ordering from a local shop? Call ahead and collect at the last minute. For a crowd, a van is normally simpler.

What comes out of the fryer

Haddock and chips

Haddock is a little sweeter than cod, with a finer, firmer flake. It is the traditional favourite in Scotland and much of the north.

Cod and chips

Cod and chips is the meal most people picture when they think of a chip shop. Cooked fresh at the hatch, it goes out hot and crisp.

FAQs for Trottiscliffe

Which station is closest to Trottiscliffe?

Borough Green & Wrotham station, about 2.7 miles south-west of the centre.

Do you come out to small places like Trottiscliffe?

No, we come to small places too. Tell us about lanes, gates and the ground.

What do you bring?

All the cooking happens in the van. Tell us about power, water and bins at the site and we’ll confirm what we need.

Do you do anything other than fish?

We serve sausages and pies as well as fish. Let us know about any other dietary needs and we’ll be honest about what’s possible.

How long does set-up take?

That depends on your numbers and timings. We agree arrival, serving and finishing times with you before the day.

How does payment work for businesses?

Tell us what your finance team needs and we will explain.

How do you handle allergies?

We provide allergen information for everything we serve. Fish and gluten are the main ones in battered fish. Send us any allergies in writing.

When should we book?

As early as you can, especially for summer weekends and December. Ask about your date even if it’s soon.

For planners, venues and organisers

If your event is in a public place, such as a park or a street, check what permission you need first. Ask the council or landowner early.

Wedding planners and venue coordinators are welcome to contact us directly, and we will keep you updated on arrival and serving times.

How the day works

The first sign we’ve arrived is generally the smell. From then on, people come up as they’re ready. In Trottiscliffe, a summer staff event stays light until about 9:20pm; winter events, dark by about 3:50pm, need a lit spot for the van.

  1. Send us your date, numbers and address.
  2. We check the route in and send a price.
  3. We arrive early to park and heat the fryers.
  4. Everything is fried to order as the queue moves.
  5. We serve hot from the hatch and pack up when we’re done.

Before we arrive

  • Clear the route for the van
  • Send us final numbers and any allergies in good time
  • Let us know who to talk to on the day

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Planning a fish and chip van for your team in Trottiscliffe? Tell us what you have in mind and we’ll come back with a quote. Just use our quote form.

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What a fish and chip van costs

Here’s what makes the biggest difference to the price:

  • How long we serve
  • Numbers
  • The day of the week
  • The minimum booking

Distance and any road charges make a difference, so tell us exactly where your staff event is.

Details that help

You don’t need every detail fixed to get a quote, but it helps to know:

  • A picture of where the van would go
  • Expected numbers
  • The date and when you’d like to eat
  • Allergies and diets you know about

We quote for each event separately, so the price fits what you actually need. To ask for one, send us your details through our quote form.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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