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Corporate fish and chip catering in Westwood, Kent
Hot, crisp and cooked while you wait: a fish and chip van for your team in Westwood and across Kent.
- Retirement send-offs
- Project milestones
- Charity and fundraising days at work
Fresh fish and chips in Westwood
Working with your venue
If you are planning an event on someone’s behalf, such as a wedding planner, an office manager or a fête committee, we’ll work directly with you and the venue. It keeps things simple.
If you run the same event each year, tell us your dates early, so we can plan ahead.
Corporate fish and chip catering for your staff event in Westwood
A Fish Friday treat, an end-of-project lunch or a summer team day, the van makes the day feel special. Typical bookings include open days and shift teams at depots and warehouses, with mushy peas, pie and chips and cod and chips.
Rural businesses around Westwood can be a long way from anywhere to buy lunch, so a chip van lunch is welcome. We bring the van and everything we need to cook, and we leave the pitch tidy when we go.
FAQs for Westwood
Could you trade in Longfield Chalk Bank?
Only if the landowner, normally the council, allows it. Check with them first, and tell us what they say.
Can the van go to venues in the Kent Downs National Landscape?
Yes, though some venues in protected landscapes have extra rules for vehicles; ask your venue. We’ll follow the site rules.
Is everything cooked fresh?
Yes, always. Everything is fried fresh in the van, then handed over hot from the hatch.
How long does set-up take?
We arrive well before service to park and heat the fryers. We’ll agree arrival and serving times with you.
Can you cook in the rain?
We carry on in the rain, because the cooking happens inside. Very soft ground can be a problem, so plan a back-up spot on a hard surface.
How do you handle allergies?
We provide allergen information for everything we serve. Battered fish contains fish and, in standard batter, gluten. Send us any allergies in writing.
Is there something for children?
Yes, children are easy to cater for. Let us know numbers, and we’ll include them in the plan.
What will facilities need from you?
Tell us what your site needs when you enquire, and we’ll confirm what we can provide.
Who books corporate fish and chip catering in Westwood?
People remember it.
Almost any gathering works with a fish and chip van. People in Westwood book the van for events such as:
- Staff thank-you lunches
- Lunch for site crews
- Customer days
- Celebrating a big win
Westwood sits roughly 18 miles from central London, and we cover it as standard.
Before you book anyone
- If the price includes VAT
- Whether there’s a minimum
- How long service runs, and what happens if you overrun
- How allergens are handled
About the food
Gravy
A pot of gravy turns chips into comfort food.
Sausage and chips
For anyone who does not fancy fish, there’s sausage and chips, and children love it.
Space, access and the venue
A good parking spot makes the whole thing easier. We look for:
- Space for people to queue at the hatch
- A short walk from the party
- Access wide and high enough for the van
If you’re unsure, send a photo of the space and the way in, and we’ll say what we think before you book.
Popular choices
- Staff lunches
- Mushy peas
- Sausage and chips
- Haddock and chips
- Cod and chips
- Pie and chips
How the day works
Changes on the day are fine: we’ll adjust start times and pace to suit your staff event. In Westwood, a summer staff event stays light until about 9:20pm; winter events, dark by about 3:50pm, need a lit spot for the van.
- Tell us what you are planning and when you’d like to eat.
- You hear back on the date and the price.
- We agree exactly where the van parks.
- On the day, everything is cooked to order, so nothing sits in a hot cabinet.
- The pitch is left tidy when we go.
How to prepare
- Confirm numbers and dietary needs before the day
- Share the timings for the day
- Check the way in for low branches, cables and narrow gates
Ask for a quote
Send us the date, the address or DA13 postcode and rough numbers, plus when you’d like to eat, and we will reply with a quote. Just fill in our quote form.
Related guides
Why fried-to-order beats a buffet
A barbecue needs someone to cook. With a van, everyone gets a break. Fish and chip van prices depend on the booking. A one-hour staff lunch is a different job from serving all afternoon at a fête. We set everything out in your quote.
Why book with us
- Fried fresh, not kept warm
- No surprises in your quote
- Something for staff to gather round
- Hot food handed straight over
Towns and villages near Westwood
Other occasions in Westwood
What a fish and chip van costs
Here’s what makes the biggest difference to the price:
- How many people are eating
- Distance and any road charges
- The date and time of year
- Whether a minimum applies
A chip van often compares well with a plated meal, as there’s no kitchen to hire and nothing to wash up. We will send you a quote.
What to tell us
For a quote, it helps to have:
- How to get in: gates, lanes and ground
- Allergies and diets you know about
- The venue or postcode
- Rough numbers for adults and children
Getting a quote is simple: tell us the date, place, numbers and serving time. We will come back with a clear quote.
Takeaway run or book a van?
Collecting fish and chips for a crowd yourself is possible, but it’s hard work. By the time you’ve queued, paid and driven back, the batter has gone soft. A van fries it right there, so it is crisp.
Weighing up a takeaway order against booking a van? Consider your numbers and how fresh you want it. Ask us for a quote and compare.
Business events near Westwood
Westwood is about 3 miles south of Swanscombe, in Kent. People in Westwood book us for all sorts of reasons, but the plan is always the same: a level spot for the van, a time to eat and food fried to order. We serve 922 places in Kent, from the larger towns to small villages. Our bookings stretch from Westwood to London (about 18 miles away).
Among the historic houses close to Westwood are Cobham College (4.6 miles east). Estates and historic houses can make memorable settings for client events, but they normally set strict rules for vehicles. Commuters will know that Longfield station is about 1 mile away. The Kent Downs National Landscape is within about 8 miles, which suits team days in the countryside.
Staff events anywhere in DA13 and DA2 start with a parking spot for the van. That could mean a staff event at a home on Westwood Road and Highcross Road or the roads around them, as long as there’s somewhere for the van. We also bring the van to staff events in Grubb Street (1 mile south-west), Green Street Green (1 mile west), Bean (1 mile north-west), St Margarets (2 miles west) and Darenth (2 miles west). Larger places within reach include Maidstone (14 miles south-east), Dartford (4 miles north-west), Sevenoaks (10 miles south-west), Gravesend (4 miles east), Tonbridge (15 miles south) and Northfleet (3 miles north-east).
A little further out are Stone Museum of Geology (3.3 miles north-west) and Bluewater (2.3 miles north-west). Open spaces near Westwood include Sawyers Lake.
- Schools near Westwood include Longfield Academy (1 mile south-east)
- Pubs nearby include Railway Tavern (0.8 miles south)
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch