Fish and chip van hire, fried fresh at your event · London and the South East
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Film Set Catering for Osterley events

Hot, crisp and cooked while you wait: a fish and chip van for the crew in Osterley and the surrounding area.

  • Period dramas on location
  • Shoots on location
  • Wrap celebrations

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Planning an event in Osterley?

Film set catering in Osterley, fried fresh

Call times change, so a contact on the day helps and we’ll adjust where we can. For shoots on location and fashion shoots on location, we can cook haddock and chips, sausage and chips and pie and chips for your guests.

Shoots in Osterley frequently use streets, yards and car parks as unit bases. Locations will have the parking arrangements. Everything is fried fresh at your shoot, never cooked in advance and left in a hot cabinet, and served the moment it comes out of the fryer.

Where
Osterley (TW7, TW3, TW5)
Region
Greater London
From the fryer
Cod, haddock, chips, sausages, pies
Extras
Mushy peas, curry sauce, gravy
Price
Contact us for a quote
Updated
24 October 2026
Fish and chips served hot in a takeaway tray

What comes out of the fryer

Pie and chips

Pie and chips is hearty and filling, and it’s especially welcome on a cold day.

Curry sauce

Curry sauce divides opinion and it’s on the menu.

For event organisers in Osterley

Planning an event for a club, school or charity in Osterley? A fish and chip van draws people in and almost everyone likes it. Tell us about the event and we’ll take it from there.

If your event is in a public place, such as a park or a street, check what permission you need first. Ask the council or landowner early.

Cannot we just order from the chip shop?

If you do order from a chip shop, ring well ahead and collect as close to eating time as you can. For a crowd, a van is normally simpler.

Ordering in from a local chip shop is an option. The problem is timing: big orders take a long time, and the food is cooling while it travels. A van solves that by cooking on site.

Osterley for film and TV crews

Osterley is about 1 mile north of Hounslow, in Greater London. Shoots in Osterley are planned around your venue and timings: a quote, a parking spot and fresh frying on the day. Osterley is one of 764 towns and villages in Greater London we cover. We serve events right across the region, from Osterley to London (11 miles away).

For crew arriving by train, the nearest station is Isleworth station, about 0.9 miles south-east.

Here we cover the TW7, TW3 and TW5 postcode area, so your shoot can be anywhere in it. From Jersey Road, Church Road and Gresham Road or a nearby road, we can park up and fry there. Neighbouring places where we serve shoots include Spring Grove (1 mile south-east), Lampton (1 mile south-west), Norwood Green (1 mile north-west), Gillette Corner (1 mile east) and Woodlands (1 mile south). We also serve nearby towns such as London (11 miles east), City of Westminster (9 miles east), Marylebone (9 miles east), Kensington (6 miles east), St Pancras (10 miles east) and Shoreditch (12 miles east).

A little further out are West Middlesex University Hospital (1.3 miles south-east) and Museum of Army Music (2.1 miles south). Green spaces nearby include Castlebar Hill and Garden Lake.

  • Local schools include Spring Grove Primary School (0.8 miles south)
  • Pubs nearby include The Plough Public House (1 mile north-west)
  • Other local spots include Municipal Borough of Heston and Isleworth (1 mile south)
Map of Osterley © OpenStreetMap contributors

Questions from Osterley

What’s the nearest station to Osterley?

Isleworth station, about 0.9 miles south-east of the centre.

Can the van park in Inwood Park?

Only if the landowner, usually the council, allows it. Ask them first, and tell us what they say.

What happens if it rains?

We cook inside the van, so rain does not stop us. Crew will appreciate cover near the hatch.

Can you feed visitors on set?

Yes. Just tell us who counts.

Can the van come to base?

Generally, if there’s level, firm ground. Locations will decide where.

Which areas do you serve?

London and the South East: Kent, Surrey, East and West Sussex, Hampshire, Berkshire, Bucks, Oxfordshire and the Isle of Wight.

How fast is service?

Keeping choices simple and sending people up in groups helps. Tell us your timings and we will advise.

Do we need to provide anything?

A suitable spot for the van and permission to park there. Tell us whether there is power or water nearby and we will confirm the rest.

What happens on the day

It’s a relaxed, well-organised set-up. Arrival and serving times are agreed beforehand, park on the agreed spot, and get on with frying and serving. Long summer days in Osterley, with light until about 9:20pm, suit evening wraps outdoors.

  1. Start with three things: the date, the place and a rough headcount.
  2. Show us where the van would go, and we’ll confirm it works.
  3. A week or so before, we confirm timings and numbers.
  4. We park, open the hatch and start frying for the crew.
  5. Last portion served, we tidy up and head off.

Before we arrive

  • Arrange somewhere dry for the queue
  • Name one person we can call on the day
  • Clear the route for the van

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Thinking about a fish and chip van for the crew for your shoot in Osterley? Tell us what you have in mind and we will come back with a quote. Just fill in our quote form.

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Allergies and dietary needs

Dietary needs are easiest to plan with some notice. Our advice:

  • Put allergy details in writing
  • Name a contact in the production office
  • Agree how the base is left
  • Add an allergy question to crew forms

After service, we pack up and get out of the way.

A chip van wrap party is a great way to finish a shoot.

Perfect for your shoot in Osterley

It’s ideal for short jobs.

These are some of the bookings we take:

  • Crew morale days
  • Unit base lunches
  • Outside broadcasts
  • Wrap celebrations

Nearby historic houses include Osterley House (less than half a mile north) and Boston Manor (1.4 miles east). If you’re shooting at a historic house, the van will need a base agreed with the property.

Before you book anyone

  • Any minimum charge
  • The van’s size and access needs
  • How many hours the van serves
  • Exactly what’s included in the price

Our booking checklist

A chip van compared with other options

For a crew treat, a chip van is hard to beat. Got a budget? Let us know, and we’ll suggest a menu and timing to match. Keeping the menu short is normally the best value.

What you get with us

  • Everything cooked to order at your event
  • Hot food handed straight over
  • We cover Osterley and the whole of Greater London
  • No surprises in your quote

Read our prices page or what a fish and chip van costs.

How we price a fish and chip van for the crew

Your quote will be clear. The main things that affect it are:

  • Travel, tolls and road charges
  • Cod, haddock or both
  • Any minimum charge
  • How long we serve

Larger groups usually cost less per head, because the van, travel and set-up cost much the same either way. Give us your numbers and we’ll quote.

Getting an accurate quote

You do not need every detail fixed to get a quote, but it helps to know:

  • The spot you have in mind for the van
  • Dietary needs, with numbers
  • Where the event is
  • The date and time of the event

To get a price, fill in our quote form. Tell us about your shoot in Osterley, and we’ll come back with availability and a quote.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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