Fish and chip van hire, fried fresh at your event · London and the South East
A film crew working on a large studio set with lights

Kent · England

Film Set Catering for Stonehill Green events

We bring a fish and chip van for the crew to Stonehill Green and nearby, cooking to order on site and serving from the hatch.

  • Outside broadcasts
  • Location filming
  • Crew treats on long shoot days

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Planning an event in Stonehill Green?

Film set catering in Stonehill Green, fried fresh

Everything is cooked as crew come up, so it is hot when the break is called. We are often asked to cater treat days on a long shoot and photo shoots, with sausage and chips, pie and chips and haddock and chips.

Near Stonehill Green, crews may be miles from anywhere to eat, so lunch at base matters. The menu is short on purpose: fewer choices means fresher food and shorter queues.

Behind the scenes on a busy film set
Where
Stonehill Green (DA2)
Area hub
Kent
From the fryer
Cod, haddock, chips, sausages, pies
On the side
Gravy, mushy peas, curry sauce
Quotes
Quoted for your event
Updated
24 October 2026

Food your guests will love

Sausage and chips

Sausage and chips covers anyone who does not want fish, and it’s a favourite with children.

Curry sauce

Curry sauce divides opinion and it’s on the menu.

How we price a fish and chip van for the crew

There is nothing hidden: the price is based on:

  • Access and parking
  • Peak dates such as summer Saturdays
  • Numbers
  • Cod, haddock or both

Most vans have a minimum charge, since getting the van there costs the same however many eat. We’ll tell you up front.

Getting an accurate quote

When you contact us, it helps to tell us:

  • Dietary needs, with numbers
  • A picture of where the van would go
  • Roughly how many people, including children
  • How to get in: gates, lanes and ground

Every booking is quoted individually, so the price fits what you actually need. To ask for one, use our quote form.

Allergies and dietary needs

A little planning makes sure everyone is looked after. Try these:

  • Put allergy details in writing
  • Have a back-up for special diets
  • Share the base location and route
  • Plan bins and waste at base

We arrive at base in good time and set up.

A gazebo by the van keeps the line dry.

Stonehill Green questions

Do you come out to small places like Stonehill Green?

No, we come to small places too. Tell us about lanes, gates and the ground.

How far is Stonehill Green from London?

About 13 miles from central London, and we cover it as standard.

Do numbers include extras?

Of course. Let us know total numbers.

Do you need power or water?

Tell us what’s available at the site when you enquire, and we’ll say what we need.

Is there something for children?

Children are very welcome. Tell us how many children, and we will include them in the plan.

What do you bring?

The van comes fully equipped to cook. You just need a suitable spot and permission.

Can you cook in the rain?

We carry on in the rain, because the cooking happens inside. Soft ground after heavy rain is the bigger issue, so have a hard-surface spot in mind.

What paperwork do you provide?

Send us your supplier requirements.

Space, access and the venue

Every site is different, so we’ll ask about yours when you get in touch. Generally, we look for:

  • Away from the shooting area’s sound
  • A lit spot for dark mornings or evenings
  • Space in front of the hatch

If you are unsure, send a picture of the space and the way in, and we will say what we think before you book.

From the hatch

  • Haddock and chips
  • Mushy peas
  • Sausage and chips
  • Crew lunches
  • Cod and chips
  • Pie and chips

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What happens on the day

We work to your timings. If things run late, we simply start frying a little later, so nothing is cooked before it is needed. Light in Stonehill Green lasts until about 9:20pm at midsummer; for dawn calls or late wraps, plan lighting at base.

  1. Contact us with the basics: when, where and roughly how many.
  2. Show us where the van would go, and we’ll confirm it works.
  3. Closer to the day, we confirm the arrival time and serving time.
  4. The van rolls up, the hatch opens and the fryers get going for the crew.
  5. Once the last portion is out, we pack up and go.

Getting ready for the day

  • Send us final numbers and any allergies in good time
  • Plan where the queue will stand
  • Have a level parking spot ready

How to get a price

Getting a quote is simple: tell us the date, place, numbers and serving time. We will send a clear quote that says what’s included.

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Planning help

Events we cater in Stonehill Green

Productions book a chip van because crews love it, especially on long shoots.

A fish and chip van suits almost any gathering. People in Stonehill Green book the van for events such as:

  • Wrap parties
  • Stills shoots
  • Shoots on location
  • Music video shoots

Crew coming by rail can use the station: Swanley station, about 1.4 miles south, is the nearest station.

What to look for in a quote

  • When final numbers are due
  • How long service runs, and what happens if you overrun
  • What they can offer for dietary needs
  • When payment is due

Our booking checklist

Shooting in Stonehill Green: unit bases and access

Stonehill Green is about 3 miles south-east of Sidcup, in Kent. Give us the address of your shoot in Stonehill Green, and we will plan access and set-up. Stonehill Green is one of 922 places in Kent we cover. Our nearest city page is London, about 13 miles away.

Central London is about 13 miles from Stonehill Green. Within reach of Stonehill Green are historic houses such as Hall Place and Gardens (2.4 miles north) and Red House (3.3 miles north-west). If you are shooting at a historic house, the van will need a base agreed with the property. Stonehill Green is within about 6 miles of the Kent Downs National Landscape, so check vehicle rules with locations.

We take the van to shoots all over DA2. Other places close to Stonehill Green we cover include Puddledock (1 mile north-east), Hextable (1 mile east), Joyden's Wood (1 mile north), Hockenden (1 mile south-west) and Upper Ruxley (1 mile west). Within a short drive, we also cover Dartford (3 miles north-east), Sevenoaks (9 miles south), Gravesend (9 miles east), Northfleet (8 miles east), Kings Hill (14 miles south-east) and Swanscombe (6 miles north-east).

Nearby you will also find Queen Mary's Hospital (2.8 miles west) and Eynsford Castle (3.6 miles south-east). Within reach you will find Summer Hill and The Warren.

  • Local schools include Hextable Primary School (0.7 miles east)
  • Nearby, you’ll find The Ship pub (0.5 miles north-east)
Map of Stonehill Green © OpenStreetMap contributors

A fish and chip van or other catering?

A full location catering unit suits long shoots with three meals a day. A chip van suits short shoots and treat days. Distance and any road charges make a difference, so it helps to give us the postcode.

What you get with us

  • Nothing for you to cook or clear
  • No surprises in your quote
  • Classic food your crew already know
  • A van that becomes part of the event

Take a look at how we price and the cost guide.

For event organisers in Stonehill Green

Planning an event for a club, school or charity in Stonehill Green? A fish and chip van draws people in and almost everyone likes it. Give us the details and we’ll suggest how it could work.

For big groups, the service window matters, so we can plan service to match. Sending people up in groups helps.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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