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Festivals, fêtes and school events in Hook Green, Kent

Treat your visitors to fresh fish and chips at your event in Hook Green. We park up, heat the fryers and cook to order, so every portion goes out hot.

  • Food for volunteers
  • Church fêtes
  • Sports tournaments

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Fresh fish and chips in Hook Green

Hook Green: your questions answered

Do you come to venues in the Kent Downs National Landscape?

Yes. Some venues there have rules about vehicles and ground, so check with yours. We will work to whatever the site needs.

Is Hook Green too small for a chip van?

Not at all. We serve villages and hamlets as well as towns. Let us know about access and parking.

What does the pitch need?

Send us the pitch details, and we will check it works.

What’s on the menu?

Fish and chips, of course, plus sausage or pie and chips. The sides are mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy.

Is grass a problem?

That depends on the weather and the ground. Let us know what the ground is like, and we’ll advise.

Can you cater for helpers?

Yes, alongside public trading or on its own.

Do you clear up afterwards?

We pack up and leave the pitch tidy when service is finished. Let us know about bins for visitors.

Do you come to Hook Green?

Yes. We cover London and the South East, including Hook Green and the rest of Kent. To check your date, send us your details through our quote form.

Fish and chip van for events in Hook Green, fried fresh

Give us the date, pitch and expected numbers, and we will tell you quickly whether we can come. Whether it is festivals and school fairs and sports days, we will put together a menu of chips, curry sauce and cod and chips and more.

Rural events near Hook Green can be a long way from anywhere to eat, so fish and chips goes down well. The fryers are in the van, so the cooking happens right there at your event, so the batter is still crisp when it’s handed over.

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Location
Hook Green (DA13)
Region
Kent
From the fryer
Fish and chips, sausages, pies
Sides
Curry sauce, mushy peas and gravy
Quotes
Quoted for your event
Updated
24 October 2026

Looking after everyone

Most events have a few visitors with dietary needs. To look after them:

  • Plan something for visitors we cannot cater for
  • Settle the pitch terms early
  • Send us the pitch size and ground conditions
  • Let us know about allergy rules on site

Crew food is served at the agreed time.

A spot near the entrance or main ring works well.

Food your guests will love

Cod and chips

For many people, cod and chips is the definitive version. Fried to order in the van, it is hot, crisp and generous.

Sausage and chips

Sausage and chips covers anyone who does not want fish, and children love it.

What happens on the day

We take care of the food from arrival to the last chip, so you can get on with your event. Evening events in Hook Green have light until about 9:20pm at midsummer; after dark, we need a lit pitch.

  1. You share your date, numbers and address.
  2. We check access for the van and quote.
  3. We arrive in good time to set up.
  4. Everything is fried to order as the queue moves.
  5. Service is straight from the hatch, then we pack up.

Preparing for the day

  • Let us know the serving time
  • Clear the route for the van
  • Check the venue or landowner is happy for the van to park

Getting a price

We quote for each event separately, based on your numbers, timings and travel. For a quote, fill in our quote form.

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Planning help

A fish and chip van or other catering?

Compared with a barbecue run by volunteers, a van means volunteers can enjoy the day. The date matters too: peak summer weekends and Christmas party Fridays book up first. Ask about your date early.

Why book our van in Hook Green

  • Nothing for you to cook or clear
  • Bookings across Kent, including Hook Green
  • Cod, haddock, sausages and pies
  • A quote that spells everything out

See how we price or the cost guide.

Takeaway run or book a van?

Not sure whether to order in or book a van? Think about numbers, timing and how hot you want the food. We are happy to send a quote so you can compare.

You could do a chip-shop run for everyone yourself, but it rarely works for a crowd. By the time you’ve queued, paid and driven back, the batter has gone soft. With a van, it is fried on the spot.

For planners, venues and organisers

If you are planning an event on someone’s behalf, such as a wedding planner, an office manager or a fête committee, we will work directly with you and the venue. It keeps things simple.

For repeat bookings, such as regular staff lunches or annual fairs, let us know your dates early, so we can hold the date.

Hook Green events: pitches and permissions

Hook Green is about 2 miles south-west of Northfleet, in Kent. Hook Green is well within our area, so your event just needs a date, a spot for the van and a serving time. Hook Green is one of 922 towns and villages in Kent we cover. You can also see our page for London, about 19 miles away.

Events in parks such as Longfield Chalk Bank need permission from the council or landowner, and the van needs a firm route onto the pitch. For visitors coming by rail, the nearest station is Longfield station, about 1.2 miles south-west. Events in and around the Kent Downs National Landscape, within about 8 miles of Hook Green, often have rules about vehicles, ground and waste; we’ll follow the site’s requirements.

Wherever your event is in DA13, we can fry fresh for your visitors. Whether your event is on Fred Mead, Barker Fields and Lambert Mews or anywhere nearby, we will bring the van to you. Other places close to Hook Green we cover include Southfleet (1 mile north-east), Betsham (1 mile north-west), Northfleet Green (1 mile east), Painters Ash (1 mile north-east) and Springhead (1 mile north). Larger places within reach include Maidstone (14 miles south-east), Dartford (5 miles north-west), Sevenoaks (11 miles south-west), Gravesend (3 miles north-east), Tonbridge (15 miles south) and Swanley (6 miles west).

Nearby you’ll also find Bluewater (2.8 miles north-west) and Darent Valley Hospital (3 miles north-west). Green spaces nearby include Sawyers Lake.

  • Nearby schools include Longfield Academy (1.1 miles south-west)
  • Local pubs include Black Lion pub (under half a mile north-east)
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Who books fish and chip van for events in Hook Green?

It suits almost every visitor, from families to older visitors.

Whatever brings people together, fish and chips from the hatch goes down well. We’re often booked for:

  • Village fêtes
  • Church fêtes
  • Sports tournaments
  • Fundraisers

For a church fête or fundraiser, at a church such as Church of St Nicholas, a chip van adds hot food to the cakes and tombola.

Comparing caterers

  • The service time, and the cost of running over
  • The minimum number of meals or minimum spend
  • How much space the van takes up
  • Allergen information for each item

15 questions to ask before booking

What the van needs

The van has to be able to get in and park safely, so a few things need checking. Here’s what we look for:

  • Details of any power or water on site
  • Somewhere firm if it rains
  • Room in front of the hatch for a queue that does not block walkways

If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we will advise before you book.

From the hatch

  • Chips
  • Cod and chips
  • Mushy peas
  • Sausage and chips
  • Curry sauce
  • Haddock and chips

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  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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