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Fish and Chip Van for Events in Horns Green

Fried to order and served hot: a fish and chip van for your event in Horns Green and the surrounding area.

  • Community festivals
  • School fairs and sports days
  • Summer fairs

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Working with your venue

Organising a club, school or community event in Horns Green? A fish and chip van draws people in and almost everyone likes it. Give us the details and we will suggest how it could work.

Many venues set rules for catering vans: where a van can park, access times and the paperwork they want. Send us your venue’s requirements and we’ll work through them with you.

About our fish and chip van for events in Horns Green

We bring the van and everything we need to cook, which helps volunteer-run events. We are often asked to cater summer fairs and club open days, serving haddock and chips, cod and chips and mushy peas.

Near Horns Green, events may be far from shops and cafés, so fish and chips goes down well. Food is served straight from the hatch, so every portion is hot, and the queue keeps moving.

Visitors at a busy outdoor food festival
Area
Horns Green (TN14)
Area hub
Kent
On the menu
Cod and haddock, chips, sausages and pies
Extras
Curry sauce, mushy peas and gravy
Quotes
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Last updated
24 October 2026

Why choose a fish and chip van in Horns Green?

For a reliable crowd-pleaser, a fish and chip van is a great choice. A chip van often compares well with a plated meal, because it needs no kitchen and no crockery hire. Ask us for a quote.

Why book with us

  • All the chip-shop extras
  • We cover Horns Green and the whole of Kent
  • A menu almost everyone likes
  • Fish and chips fried fresh on site

Take a look at how we price and what a fish and chip van costs.

Food your guests will love

Mushy peas

Mushy peas are a must for plenty of fish and chip fans.

Haddock and chips

Haddock is a little sweeter than cod, with a finer, firmer flake. It is the traditional favourite in Scotland and much of the north.

Horns Green questions

Is Horns Green too small for a chip van?

Not at all. We serve villages and hamlets as well as towns. Let us know about access and parking.

Do you come to venues in the Kent Downs National Landscape?

Yes, though some venues in protected landscapes have extra rules for vehicles; ask your venue. We will work to whatever the site needs.

Is grass a problem?

Frequently, if the ground is firm and dry. After heavy rain, soft grass can be a problem for any vehicle, so plan a back-up spot.

How quickly can you serve everyone?

A short menu and staggered groups keep things moving. We will talk it through when we quote.

What if we only have street parking?

Only in a legal space, or with the council’s permission. Check with your council first.

How soon do we need to book?

The sooner the better. Popular dates book up first, so contact us early.

What happens if it rains?

We cook inside the van, so rain doesn’t stop us. Visitors will appreciate cover near the hatch.

What areas do you cover?

London and South East England: Kent, Surrey, Sussex, Hampshire, Berkshire, Buckinghamshire, Oxfordshire and the Isle of Wight, including Horns Green.

Planning for dietary needs

Allergies are taken seriously. Help us by following these steps:

  • Tell us about the pitch
  • Display allergens for each stall
  • Tell us expected visitor numbers
  • Share any nut or allergy policies

At the end, we pack down and leave the pitch clean.

Pre-sold meal tickets can help at fundraisers.

The process

We take care of the food from arrival to the last chip, so you can get on with your event. For an evening event in Horns Green, sunset is about 8:50pm in late May and 9:20pm in late June; after that, the pitch needs good lighting.

  1. Start with three things: the date, the place and a rough headcount.
  2. A picture of the parking spot helps us check the van will fit.
  3. A week or so before, we confirm timings and numbers.
  4. We park, open the hatch and start frying for your visitors.
  5. Last portion served, we tidy up and head off.

How to prepare

  • Choose a level, firm spot for the van
  • Give us your final numbers and allergies
  • Clear the route for the van

Get a quote

The more you tell us, the more accurate the quote: where the van would park, how to get in, numbers and timings. A picture of the spot helps too. To send your details, fill in our quote form.

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What affects the price in Horns Green

Here’s what makes the biggest difference to the price:

  • Whether a minimum applies
  • Peak dates such as summer Saturdays
  • Your choice of menu
  • Parking and the way in

Larger groups usually cost less per head, since the van and set-up are much the same for any size. Tell us your numbers for an accurate price.

What to tell us

To check availability and price, we need:

  • Your date and serving time
  • A photo of the parking spot
  • The address or venue name
  • Anything awkward about the way in

Not sure of numbers yet? That is fine: tell us the basics about your event, and we will quote on that. Start when you are ready: use our quote form.

Why choose fish and chip van for events in Horns Green?

It keeps people on site.

Whatever the occasion in Horns Green, a chip van is a crowd-pleaser. We regularly serve:

  • Sports club events and race days
  • School summer fairs
  • Agricultural and country shows
  • Crew and volunteer catering

PTAs at schools such as Charles Darwin School often want one reliable hot-food stall.

Comparing caterers

  • Travel, tolls and road charges
  • Whether VAT is included
  • The deposit and payment dates
  • The deadline for final numbers

How to compare vans

Horns Green events: pitches and permissions

Horns Green is about 5 miles west of Sevenoaks, in Kent. Anywhere in TN14, we can fry fresh for your visitors. Horns Green is one of 922 towns and villages in Kent we cover. We serve events right across the region, from Horns Green to London (about 15 miles away).

If visitors are coming by train, Knockholt station, about 3.4 miles north-east, is the nearest station. Running a fête for a church like Church of St Peter and St Paul? A chip van draws people in. Within about 5 miles is the Kent Downs National Landscape, where events may have extra rules on vehicles and waste; we’ll follow the site’s requirements.

This part of Kent takes in TN14, and we can serve your event anywhere in it. Whether your event is on Cudham Lane South and Thrift Lane or a nearby road, we will bring the van to you. Nearby, we also serve events in Burlings (1 mile north-east), Cudham (1 mile north-west), Berry's Green (1 mile north-west), Single Street (1 mile north-west) and Aperfield (2 miles west). We also serve nearby towns such as Dartford (11 miles north-east), Sevenoaks (5 miles east), Royal Tunbridge Wells (14 miles south-east), Gravesend (15 miles north-east), Tonbridge (11 miles south-east) and Northfleet (14 miles north-east).

Well-known places in the area include Orpington Hospital (3.8 miles north). Within reach you will find Downe Bank and Betsom's Hill.

  • Nearby, you’ll find The Blacksmith's Arms (0.9 miles north-west)
Map of Horns Green © OpenStreetMap contributors

Planning the van’s spot

A good parking spot makes the whole thing easier. We need:

  • Confirmation the van can trade there
  • Room in front of the hatch for a queue that does not block walkways
  • Somewhere firm if it rains

Not sure about the spot? Send us a photo and we will tell you honestly.

From the hatch

  • Curry sauce
  • Haddock and chips
  • Mushy peas
  • Chips
  • Cod and chips
  • Sausage and chips

View our menu

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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