Fish and chip van hire, fried fresh at your event · London and the South East
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Festivals, fêtes and school events in Neasden, Greater London

Fish and chip van for events in Neasden: cod, haddock and chips fried to order, and served hot from the hatch at the time you choose.

  • Food for volunteers
  • Club open days
  • Charity fundraisers and community events

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Fresh fish and chips in Neasden

Fish and chip van for events in Neasden, cooked to order

Fêtes, school fairs, festivals and shows all suit a chip van. We’re frequently asked to cater crew and volunteer catering and school summer fairs, with mushy peas, chips and cod and chips.

London street parties and fairs in Neasden need careful planning around road closures and access. Tell us the pitch details and timings. Your quote spells out what’s included: serving times, the menu and anything else agreed.

Visitors at a busy summer fair in a town square
Where
Neasden (NW10, NW2, NW9)
County
Greater London
On the menu
Cod and haddock, chips, sausages and pies
Sides
Mushy peas, curry sauce, gravy
Quotes
Quoted for your event
Updated
24 October 2026

Running an event in Neasden

Neasden is about 5 miles north-west of City of Westminster, in Greater London. Whether your event is in the middle of Neasden or on the outskirts, the service works the same way: fish and chips fried to order, served hot and quoted clearly. We cover all 764 towns and villages in Greater London, from the larger towns to small villages. You can also see our page for London, about 8 miles away.

A school like Northview Junior and Infant School can book the van for a fair, fun run or sports day. For visitors coming by rail, Brent Cross West station is about 1.3 miles away.

This part of Greater London takes in NW10, NW2 and NW9. That could mean an event at a home on Dog Lane, High Road and Ilex Road, as long as there’s somewhere for the van. Nearby, we also serve events in Brent Park (1 mile west), Church End (1 mile south), Willesden (1 mile south-east), Dollis Hill (1 mile north-east) and Willesden Green (1 mile south-east). Within a short drive, we also cover London (8 miles south-east), City of Westminster (5 miles south-east), Marylebone (5 miles south-east), Kensington (4 miles south-east), St Pancras (6 miles east) and Shoreditch (8 miles east).

Well-known places in the area include London Designer Outlet (1.7 miles west) and Brent Museum and Archives (1 mile south-east). Green spaces nearby include Westbere Copse and Castlebar Hill.

  • Schools near Neasden include Crest Boys' Academy (0.6 miles north) and The Swaminarayan School (0.7 miles south-west)
  • Local facilities include Middlesex (1.5 miles south-west)
Map of Neasden © OpenStreetMap contributors

Should I sort the food myself?

Doing the food yourself saves money, but the host ends up running around. Booking the van means hot food and no stress.

You could do a chip-shop run for everyone yourself, but it rarely works for a crowd. By the time you’ve queued, paid and driven back, the batter has gone soft. With a van, it is fried on the spot.

Organising for someone else?

Planning an event for a club, school or charity in Neasden? A fish and chip van draws people in and almost everyone likes it. Tell us about the event and we will take it from there.

Hosting at home? Send a picture of where the van would park, and we will let you know if the van will fit.

Questions from Neasden

Do you trade at school fairs around Neasden?

Yes, if the school is happy for the van on site. Send us the date and where the van would go.

What’s the nearest station to Neasden?

Brent Cross West station, about 1.3 miles north-east of the centre.

Do you cover Neasden?

Yes. We take the van across London and the South East, including Neasden and the rest of Greater London. For a quote, use our quote form.

How much is fish and chip van hire?

We quote for each booking, so the price fits what you need. Tell us your date and rough numbers and we will reply with a price.

When do you arrive?

We get there in good time to set up. Timings are agreed in advance.

Do we need to provide anything?

Let us know about power and water at the site when you enquire, and we’ll confirm what we need.

Do you clear up afterwards?

We pack up and leave the pitch tidy when service is finished. Tell us where bins can go for people’s paper and trays.

Can you cater for helpers?

Yes, alongside public trading or on its own.

The menu, dish by dish

Haddock and chips

Haddock has a slightly sweeter flavour and a firmer flake. In the north and in Scotland, haddock is the classic.

Gravy

A pot of gravy turns chips into comfort food, especially in winter.

The process

Nothing gathers a crowd like the smell of fish and chips. Each piece of fish is battered and fried to order, and chips are fried in batches through service. For an evening event in Neasden, sunset is about 8:55pm in late May and 9:20pm in late June; after dark, we need a lit pitch.

  1. First, tell us about your event.
  2. You get an availability check and a clear quote.
  3. We agree timings, access and the parking spot.
  4. On the day, we park up and fry fresh for your visitors.
  5. Everything goes out hot from the hatch, and we pack up afterwards.

Before we arrive

  • Think about a gazebo by the van in case of rain
  • Confirm the van is allowed on site
  • Let us know who to talk to on the day

How to get a price

Not sure of numbers yet? No problem: tell us the basics about your event, and we will firm it up nearer the time. To start, send us your details through our quote form.

Tell us about your event

Planning help

Before you choose a spot

The van has to be able to get in and park safely, and a little planning goes a long way. Here’s what we look for:

  • The landowner’s or organiser’s permission for the van
  • A queue area clear of rides and games
  • A level, firm pitch the van can drive onto

Neasden is in London, within the Ultra Low Emission Zone, and parking can be tight: tell us about driveways, yards, car parks or a council parking suspension.

If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we’ll advise before booking.

What we serve

  • Cod and chips
  • Chips
  • Mushy peas
  • Curry sauce
  • Haddock and chips
  • Sausage and chips

View our menu

Prices and what affects them

The same numbers can mean different prices, because of:

  • How easy the site is to reach
  • How many people are eating
  • Service time
  • Any minimum charge

Most vans have a minimum charge, because the van, fuel and travel cost the same for a small group. We’ll tell you up front.

What we need to know

We can quote more accurately with a few details. Here’s what’s useful:

  • Roughly how many people, including children
  • How to get in: gates, lanes and ground
  • Where the van would park
  • Allergies and diets you know about

The quickest way to a quote is to fill in our quote form. Tell us about your event in Neasden, and we’ll check the date and send a price.

Allergies and dietary needs

With a little notice, diets are easier to plan for. We suggest:

  • Plan crew and volunteer food times
  • Arrange bins and waste collection
  • Offer a choice of traders where you can
  • Let us know about allergy rules on site

Put bins near the queue.

A sign at the entrance tells visitors hot food is available.

Why choose a fish and chip van in Neasden?

At larger events, a van adds to the mix and spreads the queues. Cost depends on numbers, menu and service time, along with distance and access to the site. Every booking gets its own quote.

Why book our van in Neasden

  • Served hot, straight from the hatch
  • The classic sides: peas, curry sauce and gravy
  • A menu almost everyone likes
  • We cover Neasden and the whole of Greater London

Take a look at our prices page or what a fish and chip van costs.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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