Fish and chip van hire, fried fresh at your event · London and the South East
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Corporate Fish and Chip Catering for Neasden events

A menu everybody knows: cod or haddock in batter, chips, sausages and pies, with mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy. Corporate fish and chip catering in Neasden.

  • Customer days
  • Celebrating a big win
  • Shift teams at depots and warehouses

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Corporate fish and chip catering in Neasden

How our corporate fish and chip catering works in Neasden

A chip van lunch is one of the simplest ways to say thank you to a team. It needs no kitchen and no room booking, and it gets people talking. On the menu are mushy peas, pie and chips and haddock and chips, and typical bookings are for open days and charity days.

Around Neasden, workplace bookings tend to use car parks, yards and loading bays. Get facilities’ approval and plan access early. Your quote spells out what’s included: the date, the service time and the menu.

A portion of golden battered fish and chips in a white tray
Where
Neasden (NW10, NW2, NW9)
Area hub
Greater London
On the menu
Fish and chips, sausages, pies
Extras
Curry sauce, mushy peas and gravy
Quotes
Contact us for a quote
Page updated
24 October 2026

Planners, venues and businesses

Venues frequently have their own rules about outside caterers and vehicles: parking spots, arrival times and documents. Send us your venue’s requirements and we’ll confirm what we can provide.

If you’re booking for a business, tell us how you’d like to handle the booking and payment, and we’ll explain how it works. We can work with your facilities team on access and timings.

Why choose corporate fish and chip catering in Neasden?

People remember it, which is the point of a thank-you.

Whatever brings people together, fish and chips from the hatch goes down well. We regularly serve:

  • Staff appreciation days
  • Charity days
  • Summer staff parties
  • Open days

Historic houses near Neasden include Fenton House (2.9 miles east) and Heath House (2.9 miles east). Historic venues suit client days, but check their vehicle rules before planning a van.

Before booking anyone

  • Whether VAT is included
  • Allergen information for each item
  • Exactly what’s included in the price
  • Travel, tolls and road charges

Choosing a fish and chip van

Planning a team lunch in Neasden

Neasden is about 5 miles north-west of City of Westminster, in Greater London. Whether your staff event is in the middle of Neasden or on the outskirts, we offer the same service: fresh frying, hot food from the hatch and a clear price. Neasden is one of 764 towns and villages in Greater London where we bring the van. You can also see our page for London, about 8 miles away.

For staff and visitors coming by train, Brent Cross West station, about 1.3 miles north-east, is the nearest station.

Anywhere in NW10, NW2 and NW9, we can fry fresh for your staff. Your staff event could be at a house on Dog Lane, High Road and Ilex Road or the roads around them, wherever the van can park. If your venue is just outside Neasden, we also cover Brent Park (1 mile west), Church End (1 mile south), Willesden (1 mile south-east), Dollis Hill (1 mile north-east) and Willesden Green (1 mile south-east). Within a short drive, we also cover London (8 miles south-east), City of Westminster (5 miles south-east), Marylebone (5 miles south-east), Kensington (4 miles south-east), St Pancras (6 miles east) and Shoreditch (8 miles east).

Nearby you will also find London Designer Outlet (1.7 miles west) and Brent Museum and Archives (1 mile south-east). Green spaces nearby include Westbere Copse and Castlebar Hill.

  • Nearby schools include Crest Boys' Academy (0.6 miles north) and The Swaminarayan School (0.7 miles south-west)
  • Local facilities include Middlesex (1.5 miles south-west)
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What happens on the day

You’ll know we’re ready when the smell of frying drifts over. From then on, people come up as they’re ready. For an end-of-day event in Neasden, summer gives you light until about 9:20pm; in late May, sunset is around 8:55pm, and in winter the yard or car park will need lighting.

  1. Contact us with the basics: when, where and roughly how many.
  2. A photo of the parking spot helps us check the van will fit.
  3. Closer to the day, we confirm the arrival time and serving time.
  4. We park, open the hatch and start frying for your staff.
  5. Last portion served, we tidy up and head off.

Getting ready for the day

  • Confirm the van is allowed on site
  • Keep space clear for staff at the hatch
  • Let us know the serving time

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The more you tell us, the more accurate the quote: the parking spot, access, numbers and serving time. Photos of the spot and the way in help. To send your details, fill in our quote form.

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How we price a fish and chip van for your team

Fish and chip van pricing is simple once we know the basics:

  • The day of the week
  • How many people are eating
  • The minimum booking
  • How far we travel

Compared with a sit-down meal, a fish and chip van is often good value, as there is no kitchen to hire and nothing to wash up. We’ll send you a quote.

Getting an accurate quote

We can quote more accurately with a few details. Here’s what’s useful:

  • Expected numbers
  • The address or venue name
  • Allergies and diets you know about
  • Where you’d like the van to go

We quote for each event separately, based on your numbers, timings and travel. For a quote, fill in our quote form.

Neasden: your questions answered

What about parking in Neasden?

London parking needs planning: let us know about off-street space or permits. We will plan around it.

Which station is closest to Neasden?

Brent Cross West station, about 1.3 miles north-east of the centre.

How quickly can you serve everyone?

A short menu and staggered groups keep things moving. We will talk it through when we quote.

Do you come to Neasden?

Yes. We cover London and the South East, and Neasden is within our area. To check your date, fill in our quote form.

What does the van need?

Level, firm ground the van can reach, close to where people will eat, with room for a queue at the hatch. Tell us about gates, lanes and soft ground.

What will facilities need from you?

Sites vary, so send us the list and we will confirm what we can provide.

Do you have allergen information?

Tell us about allergies when you book, and we will give you the allergen information.

How far ahead should we book?

As early as you can, especially for summer weekends and December. Ask about your date even if it is soon.

Why fried-to-order beats a buffet

Ordering takeaway for a whole site is slow and the food arrives cold. The van cooks on site. If you have a budget in mind, tell us, and we will suggest a menu and timing to match. A short menu is frequently the best value.

What you get with us

  • A quote that spells everything out
  • Mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy on the side
  • A van that becomes part of the event
  • Rain does not stop the fryers

Read our prices page or the cost guide.

The menu, dish by dish

Pie and chips

Pie and chips is hearty and filling, and it is a favourite in colder months.

Curry sauce

Curry sauce divides opinion, so we bring it along.

Looking after everyone

With a little notice, diets are easier to plan for. Our advice:

  • Check with facilities where the van can park
  • Confirm allergies by email
  • Find out what documents the site needs
  • Consider a pre-order list

Bins and napkins by the van make it easy.

A simple pre-order helps us plan.

Before you choose a spot

The van has to be able to get in and park safely, and a little planning goes a long way. These are the things we check:

  • Room in front of the hatch for a queue
  • A route in without tight gates or low branches
  • A spot near your staff

Neasden is in London, within the Ultra Low Emission Zone, and parking can be tight: tell us about driveways, yards, car parks or a council parking suspension.

Not sure about the spot? Send us a photo and we’ll tell you honestly.

What we serve

  • Haddock and chips
  • Pie and chips
  • Staff lunches
  • Sausage and chips
  • Mushy peas
  • Cod and chips

Browse the menu

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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