Fish and chip van hire, fried fresh at your event · London and the South East
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Festivals, fêtes and school events in Pootings, Kent

We bring a fish and chip van for your event to Pootings and nearby, cooking to order on site and serving from the hatch.

  • Village fêtes
  • Horse and dog shows
  • Food for volunteers

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A chip van near Pootings

Why fried-to-order beats a buffet

For a reliable crowd-pleaser, a fish and chip van is a great choice in Pootings. Travel, tolls and charges such as ULEZ can affect the price, so it helps to give us the postcode.

What you get with us

  • Mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy on the side
  • Hot food handed straight over
  • No kitchen, no crockery, no washing up
  • A menu almost everyone likes

Read our pricing and what a fish and chip van costs.

About our fish and chip van for events in Pootings

Country shows and field events suit a van, as long as there’s a firm route onto the pitch. Popular choices include curry sauce, cod and chips and chips, and typical bookings are for country shows and sports club events and race days.

A fête near Pootings might be on a field with no mains power; tell us what’s available and we will plan around it. We bring the van and everything we need to cook, and we leave the pitch tidy when we go.

Area
Pootings (TN8)
County
Kent
From the fryer
Cod, haddock, chips, sausages, pies
On the side
Gravy, mushy peas, curry sauce
Quotes
Ask us for a quote
Last updated
24 October 2026
A portion of golden battered fish and chips in a white tray

The menu, dish by dish

Cod and chips

Cod and chips is the meal most people picture when they think of a chip shop. Fried to order in the van, it’s hot, crisp and generous.

Gravy

A pot of gravy turns chips into comfort food.

Step by step

Changes on the day are fine: we can start a little later or slow the pace. Summer events in Pootings have daylight until about 9:20pm at midsummer and about 7:05pm by late September, so evening trading typically finishes in daylight in high summer. Winter fairs, dark by about 3:55pm, need a well-lit pitch.

  1. You send us the event details and pitch information.
  2. We confirm the date, what we need on the pitch and any documents.
  3. We set up before the gates open.
  4. We fry to order and serve from the hatch through the event.
  5. We clear the pitch when the event closes.

Preparing for the day

  • Pick a flat, firm place for the van to park
  • Plan a bit of cover near the hatch if rain is likely
  • Give us a contact for the day

Ask for a quote

To get a price, send us your details through our quote form. Give us the details of your event, and we’ll check the date and send a price.

Tell us about your event

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Pootings events: pitches and permissions

Pootings is about 6 miles south-west of Sevenoaks, in Kent. Wherever your event is in the TN8 area, we can bring the van to you. We serve all 922 towns and villages in Kent. You can also see our page for London, about 20 miles away.

For anyone arriving by train, the closest railway station is Edenbridge station, roughly 1.4 miles south-west of the centre. Running a fête for a church like Congregational Church? A chip van draws people in.

For events in TN8, we just need to know where the van can park and a serving time. Other places close to Pootings we cover include Four Elms (1 mile south-east), Crockham Hill (1 mile north-west), Puddledock (1 mile north-east), Mowshurst (1 mile south) and Marlpit Hill (1 mile south-west). We also serve nearby towns such as Sevenoaks (6 miles north-east), Royal Tunbridge Wells (10 miles south-east), Tonbridge (9 miles east), Swanley (13 miles north), Kings Hill (14 miles east) and Paddock Wood (14 miles east).

A little further out are Tandridge Priory (3.1 miles north-west) and Haxted Watermill Museum (3.2 miles south-west). Open spaces near Pootings include Dryhill Nature Reserve and Betsom's Hill.

Map of Pootings © OpenStreetMap contributors

Perfect for your event in Pootings

It’s low-maintenance for organisers.

The van suits big events and small ones. Typical bookings include:

  • Village fêtes and summer fairs
  • Country shows
  • Food for volunteers
  • Fish and chip supper nights

PTAs at schools such as Four Elms Primary School often want one reliable hot-food stall.

Questions to ask before booking

  • Whether there’s a minimum
  • Allergen information for each item
  • If the price includes VAT
  • Payment terms and deposit

How to compare vans

Where the van can park in Pootings

A good parking spot makes the whole thing easier. We need:

  • A level, firm pitch the van can drive onto
  • Details of any power or water on site
  • Vehicle access before the gates open and after they close

If you are unsure, send a picture of the space and the way in, and we’ll say what we think before booking.

On the menu in Pootings

  • Sausage and chips
  • Chips
  • Cod and chips
  • Haddock and chips
  • Curry sauce
  • Mushy peas

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Common questions in Pootings

Can you come to a school fair in Pootings?

Yes, if the school is happy for the van on site. Send us the date and where the van would go.

How far is Pootings from London?

About 20 miles from central London, and we cover it as standard.

How do you handle allergies?

Yes, we can tell you which allergens are in each item. Fish and gluten are the main ones in battered fish. Send us any allergies in writing.

What are the terms for events?

Tell us how your event usually works with traders, and we’ll find something that works.

Can you cater for helpers?

We can. Tell us how many and when, and we will quote.

Is the fish gluten-free?

No, not as standard: the batter contains wheat. Tell us about any coeliac visitors and we will explain the options before booking.

Do you do anything other than fish?

We serve sausages and pies as well as fish. Tell us about other diets and we will be honest about what’s possible.

How soon do we need to book?

As early as you can, especially for summer weekends and December. Ask about your date even if it’s soon.

How we price a fish and chip van for your event

Your quote will be clear. The main things that affect it are:

  • Numbers
  • Service time
  • The day of the week
  • Whether a minimum applies

If you have a budget in mind, tell us, and we will suggest a menu and timing to match. Keeping the menu short is typically the best value.

What to tell us

Here’s what makes a quick, accurate quote possible:

  • Allergies and diets you know about
  • Access details such as gates and narrow lanes
  • Roughly how many people, including children
  • The date and time of the event

Planning a fish and chip van for your event in Pootings? Tell us what you have in mind and we will come back with a quote. To contact us, fill in our quote form.

Allergies and dietary needs

With a little notice, diets are easier to plan for. We suggest:

  • Ask traders for allergen information to display
  • Arrange bins and waste collection
  • Tell us about any school or event allergy policies
  • Plan crew and volunteer food times

When the event closes, we pack up.

A spot near the entrance or main ring works well.

Should I sort the food myself?

Collecting fish and chips for a crowd yourself is possible, but it is hard work. Long waits and a drive home mean food arrives lukewarm and soggy. A van fries it right there, so it is crisp.

If you do order from a chip shop, ring well ahead and collect as close to eating time as you can. For a crowd, a van is generally simpler.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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